California Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With A Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity

[winetourdriver01]

A farm owner from Shelbyville in California was transported to the hospital in a critical condition late last night with an extremely agitated hen more than half-buried in his rectum.

Around 11:30 last night, Shelby County paramedics were called to answer a medical emergency concerning a serious accident involving a farm animal, something rather frequent in this rural area.

Upon arriving on the site, they found 57-year old Christopher Adams inebriated, bloodied and naked on a henhouse floor with a loudly clucking 5-pound chicken sticking out of his rectum.

Read more:

https://lansingdaily.com/trending/california-egg-farmer-transported-to-hospital-with-a-live-adult-chichen-stuck-in-his-rectal-cavity/

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. I dunno....

I.ve gotten myself inebriated a lot in my fife, but sticking a live chicken up my butt never occurred to me,

[The Polack MSgt]

3. Gotta party with what's available I guess.

[Ocelot II]

2. This is all fake - look at some of the other "articles."

[Effete Snob]

6. Too bad about Putin's lover, though. Big, if true.

[Maraya1969]

14. I think so too. But one of their stories links to Newsweek

Maybe they stick some real with the fake.

[Renew Deal]

4. What part of the chicken?

[2naSalit]

9. Yeah...

And how'd it get there? I mean, was the hen cooperating at some point?

[Effete Snob]

5. Gotta watch where you sit down in some places

[dweller]

7. There's always a perfectly legitimate reason for this ...

Look for the cannon

✌🏻

[RockRaven]

8. There's no Shelbyville in California. No Shelby County either. That's an easy fake to spot.

Of the former I was fairly sure (by had to check). Of the latter I was absolutely certain.

[Ocelot II]

11. It's clearly a made-up story. Looks like that's what this website consists of.

[Laffy Kat]

15. I was raised in Shelby County, TN.

I could see it happening there.

[Meadowoak]

10. It's probably Kentucky, I think we do have a Shelbyville.

[yellowdogintexas]

20. there is a Shelbyville KY

also Tennessee, Indiana, Illinois, Texas, Michigan, and Missouri.

Wiki does not mention California

[Frasier Balzov]

12. This story is intended to slander California.

Like this never happened in Texas!

[grumpyduck]

13. There's those repukes

projecting again.

[diva77]

16. Which came first -- the chicken or the farmer?

[rubbersole]

19. I see what you did there. 😏

[regnaD kciN]

17. The Lansing Daily is a parody site...

…whose current lead story is about Putin’s male lover being murdered in Switzerland.

Still, the “story” reminds me of the old joke:

“What’s the difference between kinky and perverted? ‘Kinky’ is using a feather. ‘Perverted’ is using the whole damn chicken.”

[Raine]

18. YIKES!!! 😳 nt