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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsDo you cut your sandwich diagonally, side to side, or not at all.
I cut my diagonally.
unblock
(52,383 posts)Not really, just trying to be obtuse.
RKP5637
(67,112 posts)... diagonally or side to side, my other half makes that choice, I have no say. LOL
global1
(25,285 posts)I like that first bite out of the pointy cut of a diagonally cut sandwich. For some reason - it tastes better.
SWBTATTReg
(22,176 posts)sandwich contents spill out or vs. versa?
QED
(2,749 posts)She died when I was quite young so I don't have many. But this one...she cut my sandwich diagonally, smiled at me, and said "isn't that nice."
cilla4progress
(24,782 posts)WHY...? 🥺
debm55
(25,575 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)It looks fancy and special.
Horizontal is boring looking, utilitarian and doesn't taste as good as diagonal.
cilla4progress
(24,782 posts)why does one choose straight across or diagonal!
(Fortunately, many included this critical info in their replies!)
Xavier Breath
(3,657 posts)of course, and she preferred to cut them from side to side. I thought that was just how life (and sandwiches) worked. Then I went to school and saw other kids eating sandwiches that were cut diagonally, and I wondered "What kind of sorcery is this? Where do those other moms get that special bread?" I soon figured out the discrepancy, and the next time she made me a sandwich, I pointed out to my Mom that she was 'doing it wrong.' I still cut diagonally to this day, while Mom still cuts across.
cilla4progress
(24,782 posts)well told!
debm55
(25,575 posts)Diamond_Dog
(32,113 posts)EYESORE 9001
(25,999 posts)unless its an unwieldy, slip-and-slide mother, in which case I opt for side-to-side. It seems easier to maintain control that way.
a kennedy
(29,722 posts)top heavy, then its cut diagonally, and sandwiches are always cut.
GreenWave
(6,777 posts)My choppers move in for the kill.
Tree-Hugger
(3,370 posts)It tastes better that way. Scientific fact.
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)Diagonal looks and tastes better than horizontal.
But I cut my sandwiches into quarters which tastes best of all.
MiHale
(9,788 posts)Grilled cheese? Double diagonal
more points to dip into the tomato soup. Peanut Butter & Fruit
open face no slice. Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato
maybe no slice, maybe diagonal depends on the thickness of the tomato slice.
Favorite BLT
no bread
deconstructed on plate. Half head grilled Romaine lettuce with Bacon, onion, tomato piled on top dressed with Poppy seed dressing.
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)She did this as a child and still does it.
Takes all the food apart on her plate. Puts the food into neat little stacks.
Some of the little stacks she refuses to eat.
OK I know I am a picky eater but my daughter is worse than I am.
MiHale
(9,788 posts)Cook bacon on a half sheet, pour off most of the bacon love*, split a head of romaine lettuce in half, nestle the halves in the remaining bacon love and grill till a slight char is on the lettuce.
Chop up the bacon, onion, tomato. Plate lettuce cut side up and apply bacon and veggies on top of the sliced lettuce (like you would put stuff on a pizza) then dress with poppyseed dressing.
*I hate calling it grease or fat.
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)Just keep food items deconstructed in the kitchen.
Ha on bacon love.
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,664 posts)At Villa Mahatma, this would necessitate a stern talking-to.
A stern talking-to.
debm55
(25,575 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(57,664 posts)lark
(23,166 posts)I call them flip overs, after my dad's eating like this all his life.
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)And then you have this big glob of bread in your mouth.
lark
(23,166 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)Yikes.
lark
(23,166 posts)debm55
(25,575 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)debm55
(25,575 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)I have a small mouth.
A loud one but small.
Ocelot II
(115,898 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)Doesn't the sandwich fall apart this way?
Ocelot II
(115,898 posts)if some of the antelope guts fall on the ground.
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)Ocelot II
(115,898 posts)Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)And will never eat one.
I am a picky eater.
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)They felt the children would have an easier time eating the sandwich this way.
ETA I cut my sandwich now into quarters.
debm55
(25,575 posts)Last edited Fri Mar 10, 2023, 06:17 PM - Edit history (1)
posting that to get a laugh. If so here is one for you
Irish_Dem
(47,515 posts)I remember clearly as I loved the new diagonal cut sandwiches.
Far superior in looks and taste than the bad horizontal cut.
I was in third grade, my teacher was a nun named Sister Rosalie.
She was very child focused, we loved her.
2naSalit
(86,834 posts)And how I plan to devour it.
debm55
(25,575 posts)Kali
(55,026 posts)I am an elitist.
debm55
(25,575 posts)Last edited Fri Mar 10, 2023, 10:22 PM - Edit history (7)
just like you did with your diagram. That must have taken you a lot of creative thought.
no_hypocrisy
(46,234 posts)like the wrong cut ruined the sandwich.
I wasnt an easy child.
sinkingfeeling
(51,479 posts)LakeArenal
(28,858 posts)And what about open faced?
petronius
(26,606 posts)Anyone who thinks different is a barbarian...
Nanuke
(489 posts)Lettuce Be
(2,337 posts)Also was able to break from mom's preferred brands of things like mayo, ketchup, and whatnot. It's amazing how those habits can be difficult to break.
Chainfire
(17,663 posts)It helps keep the mustard out of my moustache.