"How to not lose your girlfriend in the store"

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[Conjuay]

1. Strangely,

We shop in a very small Aldi’s near us.
Perhaps six aisles in all.
My wife will send me off to get one item and I will lose her for ten or more minutes.I will glance down each and every aisle and she will have disappeared.

Aldi’s doesn’t sell balloons.

I will have to bring my own.

[PJMcK]

2. If she finds out what he did...

… he’s a dead man!

[ret5hd]

3. Are you gonna tell her? I'm not gonna tell her.

There’s some things we just don’t need to discuss.

[PJMcK]

4. It's on the internet!

He might get lucky.

[Fla Dem]

6. Oh, I think she'll get a good chuckle out of it, unless she's humorless.

[Bayard]

5. Mr. Bayard must not see this.....