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sl8

(13,948 posts) Fri Mar 10, 2023, 07:35 PM Mar 2023

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"How to not lose your girlfriend in the store"

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"How to not lose your girlfriend in the store" (Original Post) sl8 Mar 2023 OP

Strangely, Conjuay Mar 2023 #1

If she finds out what he did... PJMcK Mar 2023 #2

Are you gonna tell her? I'm not gonna tell her. ret5hd Mar 2023 #3

It's on the internet! PJMcK Mar 2023 #4

Oh, I think she'll get a good chuckle out of it, unless she's humorless. Fla Dem Mar 2023 #6

Mr. Bayard must not see this..... Bayard Mar 2023 #5

Conjuay

(1,418 posts)

1. Strangely,

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Fri Mar 10, 2023, 08:22 PM

Mar 2023

We shop in a very small Aldi’s near us.
Perhaps six aisles in all.
My wife will send me off to get one item and I will lose her for ten or more minutes.I will glance down each and every aisle and she will have disappeared.

Aldi’s doesn’t sell balloons.

I will have to bring my own.

PJMcK

(22,056 posts)

2. If she finds out what he did...

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Fri Mar 10, 2023, 08:26 PM

Mar 2023

… he’s a dead man!

ret5hd

(20,532 posts)

3. Are you gonna tell her? I'm not gonna tell her.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 10, 2023, 08:31 PM

Mar 2023

There’s some things we just don’t need to discuss.

PJMcK

(22,056 posts)

4. It's on the internet!

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #3)

Fri Mar 10, 2023, 09:54 PM

Mar 2023

He might get lucky.

Fla Dem

(23,780 posts)

6. Oh, I think she'll get a good chuckle out of it, unless she's humorless.

Reply to PJMcK (Reply #2)

Sat Mar 11, 2023, 11:34 AM

Mar 2023

Bayard

(22,179 posts)

5. Mr. Bayard must not see this.....

Reply to sl8 (Original post)

Sat Mar 11, 2023, 12:46 AM

Mar 2023

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