"We've been trying to reach you about your F35's extended warranty. ..."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

David Weigel Retweeted

We've been trying to reach you about your F35s extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten a response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file

EXCLUSIVE: the Pentagon intends for all customers of the F-35 to pay into the fighter's planned Engine Core Upgrade, which the F-35 Joint Program Office expects will be fielded by FY2030 https://breakingdefense.com/2023/03/pentagon-f-35-engine-upgrade-to-be-funded-by-all-jet-customers-will-be-ready-by-fy30/

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[CentralMass]

1. Get "F35 Shield. 😀

[mahatmakanejeeves]

2. I was looking for a Twitter account. I accidentally spelled the word "tewitter."

Oh, boy.

YOUR COMPUTER IS LOCKED!!! YOU ARE INFECTED WITH MALWARE!!!. CALL THE MICROSOFT HOTLINE AT ..." and it gave some 855-xxx-xxxx number that I obviously not call.

[CentralMass]

3. That last time I accidently answered a call on my cellphone that was actually someone

Scamming me about my windows machine being infected I sparred with them a bit. I asked the guy to take a good long look in the mirror then go out and find a honest way to make a living. He got quite mad and started yelling at me with "why do you think this is a scam.. your "windows computer" is really infected and I can fix it for you. My personal computer runs Linux so I told him so and the asked him if his mother know what he does for a living.. He hung up.