What would be your choices?

[Different Drummer]

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[flor-de-jasmim]

1. Ranked order

Would seriously be tempted to break my diet:
Hostess chocolate cupcakes
Ding Dongs

I'd probably be tempted:
Fruit pies (apple)

No problem saying no:
Twinkies (although I might be tempted to try a bite of a fried one)
Sno balls

The rest I've never tried, but really have no interest in.

[True Dough]

2. There's only one answer...

Diabetes!

[Mr.Bill]

3. Only the occasional fruit pie,

and it doesn't have to be Hostess. There are better ones. I don't eat any of the other ones. Never have, really. When I was a kid on the east coast I preferred the Tastycake brand.

[Irish_Dem]

12. Yes but a fruit pie counts as a vegetable, not a dessert.

[Mr.Bill]

14. Well, technically,

high fructose corn syrup is a vegetable, right?

[Irish_Dem]

16. Yep you can dump a bag of sugar or corn syrup on a fruit and it is still a vegetable in my mind.

Passing off a fruit pie as dessert is fraud in my book.

Once my mother made a cherry pie instead of a cake for my birthday and
I thought the world had ended. I had looked forward to having cake for months.

I just stared at the fruit pie like it was liver and onions.

[Mr.Bill]

17. LOL

[patphil]

4. I wouldn't save any of them.

[LakeArenal]

5. Twinkies Ding Dongs and any cupcake.

[Skittles]

6. Ho Hos, the red Zingers, Ding Dongs

[Phoenix61]

7. They can all go. Little Debbie's has my heart.

A world without Oatmeal Cream pies and Starcrunch Cosmic Snack Cookies would be a dark, sad place.

[wnylib]

8. None of the above.

[Enter stage left]

9. You could do away with all of them as far as I'm concerned...

Most of those I've never even tried, and those that I have was over 40 years ago. Didn't like them then, know I wouldn't like them now.

[Ahna KneeMoose]

10. None Of Those For Me...

As I'm saving my monies for a custom box of MoonPie and a six-pack of ice-cold RC Cola.

[Irish_Dem]

15. I had a friend who moved to the south and would have a MoonPie and Mountain Dew for lunch.

I had no idea what she was talking about but it didn't sound very nutritious.

Of course when I was young I liked a big coke and bag of popcorn for lunch.
So I suppose I cannot talk her choices.

[Skittles]

19. I'm a junk food fanatic

but moonpies just don't do it for me, they're so freaking DRY

[Irish_Dem]

21. What is the flavor and texture?

Is it chocolate? Is it more like a cake or cookie?

[Skittles]

23. I guess it's supposed to be a "cake cookie"

and chocolately - like I said, I should be all over it but I find them very dry and surprisingly not very tasty

[Irish_Dem]

24. It does look good.

I don't know if they are sold outside the South.

[highplainsdem]

28. Agree. They're dry and bland.

[Elessar Zappa]

31. Yeah, they're definitely too dry.

I’ll eat them in a pinch but don’t prefer them.

[keithbvadu2]

11. The two fruit pies and something chocolate.

[dameatball]

13. Fruit pie, fruit pie, banana Twinkie. Years ago I worked a night shift and occasionally hit the

vending room for a snack. I used to buy a fruit pie and an ice cream sandwich, eat the cookies off the ice cream sandwich, heat the fruit pie in the microwave then put the remaining ice cream on the hot fruit pie. Tasted great at about 2am trying to get the trucks loaded out. Dont touch any of them anymore.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. Ding Dongs

Cherry Fruit Pies

...and, Lemon Cup Cakes, I guess

[Earth-shine]

20. When placed next to each other, it becomes obvious that they are all ...

made of the same crap.

[jmowreader]

22. Chocolate Zingers, Ho Hos and Cherry Pies

Given that, if they’d invent Key Lime Fruit Pies I’d be all over them.

[Emile]

25. Ding Dongs 😁, Ho Hos 😁, and Snow Balls 😂

[highplainsdem]

26. Haven't had any for years, but iirc, Raspberry Zingers, SnoBalls, chocolate cupcakes.

[intrepidity]

27. The Orange Cupcakes

That's really the only one that nobody else does.

Love 'em!

[Raine]

29. I prefer Little Debbie's 🥰 nt

[Elessar Zappa]

30. Ding dongs,

chocolate cupcakes and coffee cakes.