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kairos12

(12,870 posts) Tue Apr 4, 2023, 01:57 PM Apr 2023

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Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was tired of the hole business.

Also, he ran out of dough!

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Why did the doughnut maker retire? (Original Post) kairos12 Apr 2023 OP

Haha! Elessar Zappa Apr 2023 #1

It was a croissantant struggle. czarjak Apr 2023 #2

He couldn't keep enough cold, hard kairos12 Apr 2023 #3

He just kneaded out. czarjak Apr 2023 #4

Too bad he'd bought in hook, line, and sinker. Harker Apr 2023 #5

So many other occupations you could use Marthe48 Apr 2023 #6

Elessar Zappa

(14,037 posts)

1. Haha!

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2023, 02:02 PM

Apr 2023

czarjak

(11,289 posts)

2. It was a croissantant struggle.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2023, 02:19 PM

Apr 2023

kairos12

(12,870 posts)

3. He couldn't keep enough cold, hard

Reply to czarjak (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 4, 2023, 02:21 PM

Apr 2023

quiche on hand.

czarjak

(11,289 posts)

4. He just kneaded out.

Reply to kairos12 (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 4, 2023, 02:22 PM

Apr 2023

Harker

(14,034 posts)

5. Too bad he'd bought in hook, line, and sinker.

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2023, 03:46 PM

Apr 2023

He thought he was following his mother's advice when she suggested he could be a fat friar.

Marthe48

(17,015 posts)

6. So many other occupations you could use

Reply to kairos12 (Original post)

Tue Apr 4, 2023, 04:55 PM

Apr 2023

lol

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