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Mon Apr 10, 2023, 09:30 PM Apr 2023

I'm pretty sure Ron DeSatan has no idea the Mickey Mouse has only lost one court case...

in the history of Disney.

Mickey had filed for divorce from Minnie.

The judge listened to both attorneys and finally made his decision.

"Mickey, I've listened to your case and the defendants case and I've make my decision. I'm afraid I can't grant you a divorce from Minnie just because you think she is crazy. Do you have any other proof?"

Mickeys' jaw dropped and he replied, 'Your honor, I never said she was crazy, what I said is "She is fucking Goofy".

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I'm pretty sure Ron DeSatan has no idea the Mickey Mouse has only lost one court case... (Original Post) Enter stage left Apr 2023 OP
Ba dump, smash..... odins folly Apr 2023 #1
Is that true? dchill Apr 2023 #2
Have I ever lied to you before? Enter stage left Apr 2023 #3
Assuredly not. dchill Apr 2023 #4
Gawrsh! EYESORE 9001 Apr 2023 #5
LOLOL! elleng Apr 2023 #6
Thanks I needed that! NT greblach Apr 2023 #7
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