Four Irish nuns are sitting in a car at a traffic light in
downtown Dublin, when a truck full of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey penguins show us yer boobies!" shouts one of them.
Shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya feckin' wankers, before I come over there and rip yer bollox off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?”
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Feckin' wankers 
I've spent time in Ireland and among the things I've learned is that feck and shite are generally acceptable in polite company. Don't say the harder versions though or you'll be marked as an American. Not that the accent won't do that, but still. Also, "craic" (pronounced crack) means "fun" so if someone says "That was craic" they had a good time.
Slainte! 
that was funny! I'll be sneezing coffee the rest of the day....
(*"You Owe Me A New Keyboard."
Most times most just get me eye rolling. 
Floyd this time you made her laugh. 
My Grand daughter is off to Dublin in the mrnng. sent this off to them Thm being my Daughter and granddaughter.
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