What if King Charles sends the British Armada to take back the American colonies?

[Yavin4]

Just the original 13. The rest can stay America.

[Croney]

1. No, he can't have any blue states.

[dweller]

2. They don't want

this shithole shot up country …

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[whathehell]

6. They'd love it, especially after they got rid of the guns. n/t

[True Dough]

3. You figure you have enough strength and drive

to clean up the entire British Armada???

[Frasier Balzov]

4. I was surprised to learn how many Indian tribes fought for the King.

Apparently at the prospect of reclaiming Indian lands they "lost" through questionable treaty activity by American officials.

[kimbutgar]

5. Some good smoke tonight?

Not to be mean but that thought has also crossed my mind!

[Glorfindel]

7. Well, the Tories outnumbered the rebels in Georgia

during the American Revolution, so I guess we'd greet our British liberators with open arms!

[dflprincess]

8. If we get healthcare and no more mass shootings I can deal with it.

Though I'm not sure why they'd want us back.

[NotASurfer]

9. Wasn't that a South Park episode? n/t

[kimbutgar]

10. Some good smoke tonight?

Not to be mean but that thought has also crossed my mind!

[usonian]

11. Brits couldn't defeat Germany AT THE DINNER TABLE.

The Rehoboth fishing fleet is more than enough to stop them.

But I'd gladly give them a few states. Names withheld to protect the guilty.

[Effete Snob]

12. And Canada, Jamaica etc.

[jrandom421]

13. The British Armada?

The US Navy would curbstomp them before they made it past Iceland.

[Wolf Frankula]

14. Say to him what the Atlantean Ambassador said.

You make one move, and we'll blow your Goddamned island off the face of the Earth.

Wolf