Goodbye, DU! (*sniff!*)

[lastlib]

I have to tearfully say goodbye to this wonderful assemblage of Democrats whom I have come to love so much! My wife says I am on this site so much every hour, and she can't stand it any longer. We argued, and she finally told me to choose between her and Democratic Underground. So I am going to be away for an hour or so while I help her pack her bags and get her an Uber ride. I'll be back as soon as she's gone!

I'll miss you all very much!



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[Frasier Balzov]

1. You'll never be lonely!

[hlthe2b]

2. ...

Priorities are priorities...

[lastlib]

6. that's true--family first!

doesn't specify WHICH family!

[keithbvadu2]

59. Michael Corleone had a discussion with his mother, about losing his family.

Michael Corleone had a discussion with his mother, about losing his family.

She did not pick up on his true meaning.

[AZ8theist]

61. Reminds me of a golf joke....

Two golf buddies were teeing off.
One says to the other, "Hey I just got a new set of clubs for my wife".

The other guy says "Good trade"...

[lastlib]

3. (For the record, I'm not really married....)

This was just so funny, I had to put it on here. It originated on a facebook anti-tRump page.

[FailureToCommunicate]

47. Not married? Or not REALLY married?

Or perhaps no LONGER married.

Whatever the case, you have chosen…wisely.

[lastlib]

48. Never found a woman who would put up with me.

Not married. (Hope springs eternal........)

[debm55]

4. For real----------------------------------------------

My husband says the same.

[Tree Lady]

35. Lol so does mine

but about not just here surfing the net any site. He says my iPad is my husband

[OilemFirchen]

7. My internet was out for a few days, so I spent the time with my family.

They seem like nice people.

[lastlib]

8. I noticed you were MIA........

Glad you're back!

[OilemFirchen]

9. Good to see you as well!

Looks like your wife packs lightly.

[True Blue American]

72. I bet they were glad

To see you and that cable came back on.

[CentralMass]

10. It's probably the safe bet. ;-)

[lame54]

11. Trash bags are faster

[2naSalit]

19. They didn't really say what kind of bags...

At least she has bags, of some sort.

[Jean Genie]

12. Buyeeeeee!

Hilarious! But I hope you're kidding.

[lastlib]

49. Yup. This is the Lounge.

Very rare should anything here be taken too seriously.

[niyad]

13. Snicker.

[Niagara]

14. LOL!

You almost had me there.




You'll never be lonely with us.

[calimary]

33. DID have me there!

At least until I read to the end.

Color me RELIEVED!

[Polly Hennessey]

15. We'll be waiting. 😉

[2naSalit]

17. +1

[lastlib]

50. I'm back now.

everybody! I missed ya!

[2naSalit]

16. The measure of true...

Family values! Spouses may come and go but DU is forever!

[Brother Buzz]

18. Now you can live the American dream, "Coffee before pants!".

[PXR-5]

36. 😆 😆 😆

[lastlib]

51. Spoken like a true follower of the great MiddleFingerMom!

[mountain grammy]

20. Great post.. thanks

Always a laugh when I most need it.. why I can never give up DU

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Funny Stuff!

Had me going!

[LoisB]

22. The title absolutely got me. This is hilarious!

[orleans]

23. i read the first couple sentences & was gonna ask you: "why are you choosing her over us?" LOL

but i read on, and ... glad you're staying put...right here...where you belong

[MLAA]

24. ...

[dawn5651]

25. i think you should also give her money for a nice dinner

[lastlib]

58. (budget's kinda tight right now......)

And why would I marry a woman who couldn't afford to buy us BOTH dinner?

[dawn5651]

63. roflmao.

[Stuart G]

26. You had me conned for a time..At least this is in the lounge. Not the first time, not the last time!

[aggiesal]

27. We won't tell you what to do or what to think ...

no more honey-do's.

[bluboid]

28. I needed to smile today -

this post is a perfect jolt out of the blue.

[Wounded Bear]

29. Priorities must be set and respected...

[rubbersole]

30. 'Bout time...

...she's been cheating on you with Raw Story.

[lastlib]

52. Now THAT's funny!!

- - - - - - (I don't care who ya are, that right there is funny.)

I had no idea..... It's what you never know til it's too late that gets ya!

[maspaha]

31. The BEST place on the Interwebs!

The best place for news, spot-on political analysis as well as sound relationship advice! It’s the only site I need to visit 😁

[stopdiggin]

32. I'm gonna miss her ..

there's a song ...

[markie]

34. just as well.....

[Tree Lady]

40. Nice song thanks

[judesedit]

37. Lol. Too funny

Welcome back, lastlib

[duhneece]

38. You are so bad!!!

And in such good company.

[H2O Man]

39. Think it over!

Mine complained I had too many books and too many artifacts, and that the house was crowded. I didn't want to admit it for some time, but finally realized she was correct. So I kicked her out, and it made much more room for even more books and artifacts.

[lastlib]

54. Excellent move!

Life is much too short to listen to those complaints! There are books to gather and maybe read, yanno! Not to mention the other stuff a guy's gotta have.....

[H2O Man]

55. Exactly!

I've collected 12,000 years of artifacts from the fields where I grew up ....... or at least got older.

[BadGimp]

41. A difficult but wise choice in the end.

[Shermann]

42. TTFN! NT

[Pinback]

43. My wife ran off with my best friend

and I sure miss him!

(Bumper sticker I saw a few years ago.)

[txwhitedove]

44. Exactly! First place I check in. Hi, honey I'm home. Gone

for awhile giving Goober Rides (granny's car) to grandkids for lifeguard test and work, then errands cause my squirrel family is expanding and need more corn.

[BradBo]

45. I'm on it damn near as much and that's that!

[3auld6phart]

46. ****ts funny.

Thank fully Ihaven’t had to face that ultimate alternative. I do find some things on DU. I can
Forward to mywife and other associates.

[Moostache]

53. Hey, can you send out some packing tips?

My wife did NOT see the humor when I came down and threw a duffle bag into the living room!

[lastlib]

64. Don't forget her dentures and hearing aids....

It was kind of rushed and haphazard, so I can't really say much more than that.

[c-rational]

56. Oh so funny. My wife says the same to me at times.

[Seinan Sensei]

57. I never knew what true happiness was until I got married

But then it was too late

[UTUSN]

60. Hah, without a Rec!1

[Raine]

62. ROFL 😅 🤣 good choice!👍nt

[FakeNoose]

65. I know what you mean, my dog keeps giving me ultimatums at least twice a day

But I tear myself away from DU for a few minutes, and we go outside and talk about it. He'll be OK.

[JohnnyRingo]

66. hahahahahaha

You can always get a dog.

[lastlib]

69. I think I'd go for a goldfish....

It doesn't have to be walked.

But thanx for the suggestion!

[Upthevibe]

67. lastlib..........

[malaise]

68. Well that's the right choice

[True Blue American]

70. Thank God and Greyhound!:)

[True Blue American]

71. Thank God and Greyhound!:)