You wanna know where MFM is? As usual, he's lookin' for love in all the wrong, oh SO wrong places.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Kali]

1. back alley behind the ER?

what a bizarre photo

hey check your PMs

[nolabear]

2. Bring it on home to Homelessville!

[AnneD]

3. Did you hear the one......

about the Aggie that got syphilis of the eye.







He went looking for love in all the wrong places. Watch out and use protection, just be sure when you put the condom over you head, leave your nose uncovered so you can breathe.

[bluesbassman]

4. Prolly do betta wookin pa nub...

[HopeHoops]

5. In the "What the FUCK?" department...

[marzipanni]

6. Oh, I heard he was corralled to the alley by a group of women

who complained that a guy with a huge heart on kept approaching them.

[turtlerescue1]

7. The things we do for love.

[mysuzuki2]

8. That is SO wrong on OH SO many levels!

[rurallib]

9. geez, and you got a big ol' heart on

and you're ready to go.

[Honeycombe8]

10. Funny. But you might want to rethink the referring to yourself in the 3rd person thing. nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. MiddleFingerMom.

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He says he will give your suggestion all the consideration it deserves.
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[Honeycombe8]

14. Seriously. It's narcissistic. Not a "team player" likeable way to express yourself. Just a bit of

advice.

For the first time in over 8 years of posting here...I'm placing you and other 3rd person guy on ignore. You're just too irritating.

[bluesbassman]

18. bluesbassman hopes Honeycombe8 realizes that "team player" is considered out of vogue.

bluesbassman trusts Honeycombe8 is not using that term on their resume. Just a bit of advice.

[MissB]

22. MissB seeks out MFM's posts

precisely because she finds them entertaining. And juvenile.

[MiddleFingerMom]

23. "And juvenile."

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Thank you very VERY much!!!
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It's so nice to be recognized.
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[pinboy3niner]

15. pinboy3niner stands with MiddleFingerMom on this

[EvolveOrConvolve]

12. EvolveOrConvolve loves humor done in the third person

[Honeycombe8]

13. It's narcissistic and a bit juvenile. Placing these two posters on ignore. Too iirritating. nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. MiddleFingerMom misses you already,

[grantcart]

17. Well the tedious RNC and staying in El Centro with nothing to do but sit 18 inches from the air has

forced grantcart into the Lounge.

grantcart wasn't aware that the lounge had such a high standard of grammar and syntax.

[nolabear]

20. Remember when Honeycombe8 was around?

Good times.

[nolabear]

19. nolabear hopes you willplace her on ignore as well. Solidarity!!

[Kali]

21. you are supposed to whine about the dots

the dots, maaannnnn

[MiddleFingerMom]

24. HEY!!! Lighten up, Francis!!! You really don't expect someone to come in here...

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... and fix EVERYTHING that's wrong with me on their first day at it, do you?
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[Kali]

25. heh heh - he said "fix"

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. General Anthony Clement McAuliffe was the United States Army general...

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...and acting commander of the 101st Airborne Division troops defending Bastogne, Belgium
during the Battle of the Bulge in World War II. He (and now MiddleFingerMom) is famous for
his single-word reply to a German surrender ultimatum:
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"Nuts!"
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[nolabear]

26. Well you got your ass some replies on THIS one, didn't you?

You need a Bad Cop more often.