It seems one day a man was standing in a bar

[kairos12]

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and asked a woman standing next to him: "do you have the time?" The woman was outraged and said, "how dare you ask me that!" The man was taken aback and said, "I only asked you if had have the time?'

The woman now was really mad and said, "if you bother me again I will call the police on you" and takes out the phone. The man is now thoroughly embarrassed as the entire bar is staring at him. He retreats to a dark corner and sits down.

Much to his surprise, 5 minutes later, the woman sits down and says,"look I'm sorry I'm a graduate student in psychology and I am during an experiment on how people look and react when they hear something shocking or surprising."

The man stares at her for a moment and then says in a very loud voice, "you'll do what all night for only 2 dollars!"

[EYESORE 9001]

1. One advantage of getting old

is that I make it to the punchline before realizing I’ve heard the joke before

[Marthe48]

2. lol

New to me!

[stopdiggin]

3. and if the woman doesn't bust out laughing ..

she's qualified neither for the degree - nor as a good date.

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[lastlib]

4. I kinda got in a little trouble at work once many years ago....

Working for a government agency that everyone hates. We didn't have cubicles, we just worked sitting at long tables.Two women in their early 20s worked across from each other, and I was next to one of the two. The women often bantered across the table about dinking, dates, etc. I was about ten years older than they were, and they rarely talked to me, but we occasionally did some mutual teasing.

One day, the woman next to me whispered something across the table to the other woman, who didn't catch what she said. So the one across the table leaned in and said, "What??" Don't ask me what made me do this, it was an impulse--I cupped my hands around my mouth, looked her way and said in a loud voice,"SHE SAID LACK OF SEX CAUSES DEAFNESS!"

How I didn't get fired for that, I'll never know.

[kairos12]

5. LOL! Spewed my Gin. DUZY. Threadwinner.

[malthaussen]

6. I was out on a fishing expedition with some of my homies...

... and we were in a diner when a pretty good-looking babe asked one of us "Do you have the time?" He replied "Well, if..," and we couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes.

-- Mal