How do you celebrate St. Hubbins' Day?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

[Scrivener7]

1. Zip-lining in evening attire. Of course.

[Emile]

2. I go barefooted all day!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

3. Who the hell is St. Hubbins?

[Blue Owl]

7. Lead vocalist of Spinal Tap

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

12. Thank you.

I don't happen to pay attention to Spinal Tap, and I very much appreciate being informed.

[rsdsharp]

4. Checking the couch cushions so I can buy my latest

bespoke loafers.

[prodigitalson]

5. check for shoe sales

[LuckyCharms]

6. I have sex. Once a year on St. Hubbins' day...

whether I'm in the mood or not.

[Niagara]

9. Lucky you!

[Sneederbunk]

8. Spending the day not crossing the fine line between clever and stupid.

[Niagara]

10. Throwing pennies at people.

You know, the pennies from my penny loafers.

[debm55]

11. I wear my flip flops

[Niagara]

13. Yeah, but do you throw your flip flops at people?

[debm55]

14. I take a roll of pennies and throw.

[Niagara]

15. Excellent, Debbie!

[Mr.Bill]

16. I get my guitar out, plug it in,

and confirm that I still can't play the damn thing.

[Aristus]

17. I put on quality footwear.

[RainCaster]

18. I put on real shoes and socks

The socks say "wizards and dragons and shit". It seemed appropriate.

[LudwigPastorius]

19. I put on a really nice pair of shoes and...

dance around a sarsen stone that is so small it's in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

Then I'll break and have some cold cuts on full-sized bread.