We have an enclosed front porch that I built a long time ago.
It has very large windows with no curtains or shades. I purposely painted the back wall of the porch (the exterior wall of the house) a very dark color so even though the windows are not covered, it is very difficult to tell if anyone is on the porch unless you walk right up to the windows and peer in.
I threw out my lower back last week, so I have a hard time putting on my socks and pants. I usually have to do it while sitting down.
Yesterday, my wife woke up before me and was sitting on the porch. When I woke up, I stumbled out onto the porch in my underwear and was talking to her. I was trying to put a pair of shorts on while we were speaking, and instead of sitting down, I tried to do it standing up, and ended up putting both of my legs in the left leg hole of the shorts.
She gave me a look and I just said: "Wrong hole".
She got a huge laugh out of that, but you probably would have to be there to appreciate the humor.
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My FIL did that and he was still fit. My wife had t help ou.kinda funny at the time. As he couldn’t figure out what he did wrong.. it happens. take care.
until you get one leg in a leg hole and the other in weewillywinkies escape hatch. 
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