my cat goes MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW MEW

[sibelian]

....brings in a mouse, drops it on the floor in the kitchen, it stares at cat, cat stares back unconcerned, mouse runs under the fridge, cat goes MEW MEW some more, paws at the fridge a bit then forgets about the mouse and goes outside. This happens constantly.

My cat is INCREASING my house's mouse population. Soon the mice will march out with signs made of toothpicks and discarded cigarette packets demanding voting rights and better living conditions under the fridge.

[HopeHoops]

1. It's a cat. Mice are toys. The more mice the better. And ALL cats go "Mew".

[sibelian]

4. Not like my cat. My cat's mew-box gets stuck.

And mice are NOT toys. They are living beings with mouse rights like anyone else. They have their own language and mouse- culture and they live in little mouse houses with matchstick chairs and handkerchiefs for tablecloths and they drink from thimbles. It's true. You're not to say it isn't.

[HopeHoops]

8. No, those are borrowers. Mice just eat shit they aren't supposed to, but DAMN they're cute.

The cats in our house kill them, but mice are still cute. They still eat shit they aren't supposed to.

[sibelian]

12. Sometimes they just swallow the mice whole... but not very often.

It's... icky. But reassuring that I haven't distored their little feline souls by keeping them as pets...

[HopeHoops]

13. Well ours havent. They just deliver their "presents".

We just say "THANK YOU" and dispose of them in a respectable manner.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. Proposed Solution:

If you put a hamster on a regular feeding schedule, you can easily trap it when it gets away because it will come to you when it hears the sound of the food bin being open. Ergo, since you have wayward rats under the fridge and you want to trap them...

[Arkansas Granny]

3. It's pretty obvious to me that she's bringing them in now to stockpile them so she will have them

to play with when the weather gets bad. In short, your cat is a hoarder.

[sibelian]

6. Ah, but he's a he

And therefore probably not smart enough to adopt the strategy that you propose...

[arcane1]

5. Their greatest joy in life is to torture cute things

[sibelian]

27. Yes, but... ineffectively...

I torture you little mouse I torture you I torture you I torture you I torture you .... uhhhh... whut? lol

[marzipanni]

7. How does the cat say mew with a mouse in its mouth?

EEW EEW EEW?
My cat had a certain low meow that meant he was holding. The only time he got in with prey was when we lived in a house with a pet door, and the inner door was open. I caught that mouse in a dish towel and put it back outside.

Do you trap the mice?

[sibelian]

10. Yes! My cat is the same, he has a "mouse caught" mew that's different

And sometimes I catch the mice and put them back outside. If they are to badly injured to live (which does happen sometimes), I have to shudder and squish the poor things, more more often they are fine.

[sakabatou]

14. Whenever my cat has something in her mouth she goes

"HERRO~."

Almost sounds like hello.

[bluesbassman]

9. You'll know you're really in trouble when this happens...

[sibelian]

11. I can't watch your video because of the stupidness of Firefox and Youtube.

A pox on them, says I.

[sakabatou]

15. I'm watching it through Firefox.

I don't know what's going on with yours.

[sibelian]

17. I don't either, but men with minds that understand the big calculator/typewriter thingy

that I'm using to tell you these things (I don't) tell me it's Firefox.

What if they're lying? I'm entirely at their mercy.

[bluesbassman]

18. *snort*

You have a great sense of humor.

[bluesbassman]

16. Bummer. It's the locker scene from Men in Black II.

Thought it fit.

[Bertha Venation]

19. What is your cat's name? What kind is he?

My Harry, a gray tabby, once caught a mouse and brought it in. He was right proud of himself. He cried but his voice was muffled, of course, so he dropped it. It took off running and I'll be damned if he didn't SLAP! down on its tail like in cartoons. It worked, too. As soon as he picked it up again, I picked him up, took him outside, and patted and praised him until he dropped it again. It got away. Harry got tuna. Such a mighty hunter.

[sibelian]

20. comedy mousing capers!!!

Harry should have a trophy!

I have 2 cats, Hamish (a tuxedo like felix the cat) aaaaand .... HARRY (who is a ginger and white moggy)! snap.

Hamish does most of the mousing.

Once he got a mouse and chased it behind the white meter heating unit attached to the wall. Mew, mew he went, scratching and pawing and lying on his back and trying to poke his paw up behind the unit through the gap. I couldn't see how the mouse could be escaping as the surface of the unit is smooth all the way round.

I peered down the gap and the mouse was supporting himself halfway up the wall and unit like this:



I resolved that parkour mouse was too awesome to die and carefully rescued him and put him back outside...

[Bertha Venation]

21. Wow!

Parkour mouse -- love it! What a mouse!

Moggy - tabby?

We have two tuxies, Toby and Rat Face.

[sibelian]

22. Ginger Harry is mostly white with irregular ginger patches but has tabbyish stripes in the ginger

Hamish is a perect tux with a perfect white tipped tailed and little ankle socks and a very posh white shirt. He's VERY proud and cleans and cleans. He's like a cartoon cat! He's also very bright.

Harry's a bit thick.

[TrogL]

23. The cat is trying to teach you how to catch food

http://www.cracked.com/article/226_6-adorable-cat-behaviors-with-shockingly-evil-explanations_p2/

[Stake]

24. russian cats talk myau

russian cats talk myau not american mew

[sibelian]

25. Cyriak zombie cats go "ME-OW. ME-OW."

WARNING. DO NOT SHOW THIS TO YOUR CAT.

[Stake]

26. cat said

that he does not give a f*ck on that meow