Has anyone gone to the bathroom in an unusual place? I went to a concert-outdoor venue and drank too

[debm55]

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much . Ladies room(there was only one had a line of women) so I ran into the woods behind the restroom and did my thing.
edit to add--But it begs the question-Why are lines to the Ladies room so long?

[leftieNanner]

1. In college

At the football games, the line for the women's room was very long. Since the boys were only using the urinals, my friends and I frequently used the empty stalls

[debm55]

2. Good idea. Why are women's restrooms so crowded with lines?

[Laffy Kat]

8. I will occasionally use the Men's room if there's no one in there. nt

[cachukis]

3. In the third world, bathrooms are not a thing.

[Karadeniz]

4. Turkiye in the 60's...you really didn't want to use a toilet when you were in the middle of nowhere.

Actually, you wouldn't find a toilet, but one of those stand-up things, more like a latrine. So, I opted to look for a place to hide behind out in the fresh air. I had dad stop when I saw some delapidated ruins, just a short wall, really. I scampered over to it, ran around behind it and came upon a Turk who looked like he lived there. I was so embarrassed for him, being discovered in his poverty. I don't think we ever found such a perfect place...

[Karadeniz]

5. Turkiye in the 60's...you really didn't want to use a toilet when you were in the middle of nowhere.

Actually, you wouldn't find a toilet, but one of those stand-up things, more like a latrine. So, I opted to look for a place to hide behind out in the fresh air. I had dad stop when I saw some delapidated ruins, just a short wall, really. I scampered over to it, ran around behind it and came upon a Turk who looked like he lived there. I was so embarrassed for him, being discovered in his poverty. I don't think we ever found such a perfect place...

[sinkingfeeling]

6. The African brush in Kenya. Had to re-route due to flooding

and that added 6 hours to our trip. Entire tour group stopped and guys went one way and gals the other.

[usonian]

7. I recall that Stephen King ( another post on him tonite)

tells of the time he and his brother were at a park when nature called. Not having paper, his brother urged him to use some leaves, which turned out to be poison ivy. This is from memory, so correct me if I'm wrong.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. I went to bathroom on a desert island called sea base as a scout leader

We spent a week on this island with small chemical latrine

[GreenWave]

10. That time I went jogging and had to enter the forest to take a dump.

Luckily the leafs (leaves, eh Canada?) were not poison ivy.!

[Niagara]

11. I used the facilities in the men's room once.

It was the late 90's, the ex and I were at the bar drinking, dancing and having a great time.


I suddenly realized that the alcohol that I was consuming needed to be released. The line for the Ladies room was really long and my ex needed to use the facilities too. He suggested that I use the Men's room with him, I wasn't sure that I was going to make it and the line to use the Men's room wasn't as long so I agreed. When it was our turn, he used the urinal and I used the toilet at the same time. We washed our hands and left the single use restroom.



Another time during Covid, I was traveling and I didn't feel like putting on my mask to enter the rest area building, so I just stepped into a wooded area and did my thing. Came out the woods, disinfected my hands and continued on my way.



Since I'm a caregiver to a few clients that are in their 90's and they both live at home, sometimes there are toilet working properly issues inside these homes. I purchased a female urination device so that if I have to, I can just go outside. It's not a catheter and the entire device and travel bag are washable. This is what I purchased.


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B093WDYMG3/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o05_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[electric_blue68]

17. Oh, that happened after getting off the Train NYCDC for B Clinton's 1st Inauguration...

At Union Station.

Now I couldn't do it, but a whole lot of the women in front did - which shortened the line for the rest of us! 👍

[Niagara]

20. When nature calls, nature calls.

Whatever helps to shorten the line.

[electric_blue68]

22. 👍😄

[yellowdogintexas]

12. in a cave nt

[Ocelot II]

13. In the woods, in below-zero weather, while winter camping.

Whereupon I discovered the colloquialism "freezing your ass" can be a real thing.

[Mr.Bill]

14. When we were kids,

we used to write in the snow.

[Phentex]

15. Excuse me?!!! This is the kind of thing that goes to my grave!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

16. In your pool

Sorry bout that

[electric_blue68]

18. It was a normal single bathroom (a stop on the long distance bus) BUT water in the toilet was hot...

and steamy! 😮😄

[Alpeduez21]

19. Soooo many unique places.

I've peed on both sides of the east and west continental divides while straddling each one.

Passed out leaning against a wall in a hotel room after a Grateful Dead show. Manager came in and started kicking us all out. Since I just woke up I whipped it out and started peeing on his leg. I am banned from the Red Roof Inns in Rochester NY. I still really high and drunk.

A gay bar in New Orleans had one of those trench urinals like they did back in the day. Some guy laid in it and insisted people pee on him. I had to go and that was the place, soooooo. . .

This thread might go into the category of be careful what you ask for.

[Hotler]

21. When I was Young and in the boilermakers I was told it was tradition to pee in the coal pile

in a buildings boiler room, boilers were gas fired then so we just peed in the floor drain. That was the first thing you did went you went for a repair.

[milestogo]

23. In front of the bathroom door at my grandparents house.

I thought the door was locked.