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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'M... H-O-M-M-M-M-M-E!!!!!!
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The surgery was a success. The two leaks around my mechanical heart valve have been closed
off. The ONLIEST thing they were waiting on was for my blood thinner (Warfarin) INR test result
levels to rise back up to "therapeutic levels" -- meaning the drug would be capable of stopping
clots from forming but not so high as to make my internal organs start seeping blood (like rat
poison does).
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"Therapeutic levels"... with a valve like mine... are 2.5 - 3.5. Post-surgically, mine had dropped
to 1.0 (I had to stop taking it 5 days before the procedure so that I wouldn't bleed out on the
table -- they substituted other stuff). It has been rising steadily and also consistently since
the surgery so they allowed me to go home with the level at 2.0 -- pretty safely assuming that
it will continue to rise. I have an appointment on Tuesday to make sure that has happened.
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I feel good. Tired from the effects of the surgery, with some flashes of fairly normal energy
again. It's fucking HOT in this house (only an inefficient swamp cooler instead of A/C), but
it's HOME.
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No tagteam bedbaths (after they've experienced those inhouse... it's hard to get them to
make solo home visits).
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HERE's a funny for you!!! My top 4 or 5 go-to websites for funny pictures were blocked by
the hospital's WiFi filters for being "tasteless". I was pretty hampered in my searches by this.
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But so proud. And my choices of websites were so professionally validated.
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Thank ALL of you who sent your vibes and thoughts and prayers and companionship during
a time that I really needed them. This site has some pretty wonderful human beings as
participants, there can BE no doubt about that.
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It's time for me to get back to work returning some of that therapeutic healthy warmth
back to you in the form of laughter.
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Oh yeah... one more thing. I AM the "Fucking Immortal" MiddleFingerMom!!!
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bluesbassman
(19,366 posts)MiddleFingerMom
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I'd like to encourage everyone to let sleeping dogs lie.
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MiddleFingerfMom says "Right ON, brother!!!"
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taterguy
(29,582 posts)I keed
I keed
Welcome home.
warrior1
(12,325 posts)Now take it easy and no skinny dipping.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)warrior1
(12,325 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,697 posts)Now, start posting. You have some catching up to do.
nolabear
(41,956 posts)MFM? MFM??? Medic!
turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)The repiglican convention ends tongiht, your timing is suspicious MFM.
Been a little dull...well my life always is, but not enough posts here to laugh over, or do the old "eye roll" of "he's gotta be kidding, right?"
We did have some local excitement. Our public works director got a little drunk, and am sure someone nudged him quite a bit, but he took off with another guy and he shot through the door of one of our released locally sex offenders. So now he's unemployed, up on charges of terrorism and in general s.o.l. Sad thing is sober he is one of the kindest persons you could ever meet. I'ld say your last week went better than his eh?
Glad you're back MFM.
Kali
(55,006 posts)love when the local officials go off the rails, almost worth electing them
whistler162
(11,155 posts)I am sure the nurses and doctors where ecstatic!
Honestly.. glad you are home. As a man called Sam once said "Hospitals are no place to be sick."
Robyn66
(1,675 posts)I am sure you will be up and running soon! Take good care of yourself.. We need you around here!!!!
Joe Shlabotnik
(5,604 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,830 posts)rurallib
(62,401 posts)uh .
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solara
(3,836 posts)Welcome home
Kali
(55,006 posts)good to know you were deemed well enough, sorry about the loss of AC and room service (and phone privileges)
It should start to cool off in another month or two. sigh.
Dystopian
(6,421 posts)MFM
But I had to google 'fap'....
Guess we all have to be doing something while posting ...
To each his own.
Welcome home...
So happy you're back where you belong...and that all is well.
peace~
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)applegrove
(118,577 posts)home and all the leaks are caulked. The Lounge sure is not the same without you.
CherokeeDem
(3,709 posts)So glad you are home and doing so well!
hay rick
(7,600 posts)And fapping is an excellent plan for attaining immortality. I remember it worked for Major Hoople.
murielm99
(30,724 posts)that you are immortal.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)Live the dream.
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)Okaeri nasai!
Scuba
(53,475 posts).... you're now using a garden hose nozzle!!!!
JK, glad you're home and posting your wild stuff.
Iggo
(47,545 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)and on the mend.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Now GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO WORK FINDING FUNNY PICTURES!!!!