The last thing you ate is what you have to eat for the rest of your life

[irisblue]

How screwed are you?
(swiped from reddit)

I had guac, chips & a chicken burrito bowl, cold tea. I'm good.

[Ocelot II]

1. Spinach and feta quiche. I'd end up with scurvy but I'd be reasonably happy in the meantime.

[Shermann]

18. Spinach has Vitamin C so you're good! nt

[bottomofthehill]

2. Two double stuffed Oreos and a cup of tea.

[True Dough]

3. I'm so glad

I read this after popping a couple of pieces of dark chocolate covered mango in my mouth! I wouldn't mind living on that!

[EarlG]

4. Well, I just ate a couple of these...

At least the rest of my life will be short.

[Srkdqltr]

5. Cookies?? I can deal with that. 😆 🤣 😂 😹

[FalloutShelter]

6. Granola with added almonds and blueberries

and almond milk.

I guess I could live with that.

[Chainfire]

7. That would be chili. Damnit!

[CrispyQ]

8. Pecan pie & a cup of coffee.

I'm happy. Malnourished, but happy.

[LakeArenal]

9. Chocolate chip cookie ice cream sandwich.

Wooo!!

[dweller]

10. Lemon poppyseed muffin and a cup of coffee

I’m gonna die high and happy



✌🏻

[brewens]

15. Thanks for reminding me I have to get a batch of cannabutter started. Lemon muffins sounds

like an idea. I'll have to look for a recipe.

[crud]

11. 2 taco supremes...

a complete meal in every bite.

[Unwind Your Mind]

22. We make those at home now

It’s the one thing I really missed when we gave up fast food

[sinkingfeeling]

12. My death will come quickly; a spoonful of peanut butter

[hlthe2b]

13. Uggh. An Atkins bar & black coffee

[brewens]

14. Top sirloin and some homemade mac & cheese I had just pulled out of the oven

with a small salad. I'll take it! LOL

[mucifer]

16. Tofu with spices and tahini sauce I made.

It’s a vegan scrambled egg recipe I made.

I tastes good but I wouldn’t eat it more than twice a week.

[highplainsdem]

17. I like bananas (and they're very nutritious), but not well enough

to eat nothing else the rest of my life (though it wouldn't be a very long life, eating only bananas).

Only partway through a lazy Saturday breakast here. Done with a cup of cottage cheese with half a cup of blueberries, and the banana. Moving on to cinnamon apple oatmeal, to be followed by orange juice and coffee...

[NotASurfer]

19. Still on coffee this morning

Black, no sugar, no creamer. Pretty sure I'm going to have a short life with vitamin deficiencies before I die of starvation now!

If only I'd spiked it, maybe it would be kinda happy, depending on the octane level

[MOMFUDSKI]

20. Graham Crackers.

I can do this

[Unwind Your Mind]

21. Oatmeal raisin cookies...alright

Or does this morning’s coffee count?

[SamKnause]

23. Tootsie Roll Midgees

Hot black coffee.



If you were referring to eating a meal:

Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich

Iced Pepsi.

[fierywoman]

24. scrambled eggs

[Raven]

25. Ahhh! Warm, homemade blueberry muffin with more bb's than batter.

[grumpyduck]

26. Pizza, last night.

[Emile]

27. Heath Toffee Bar and black coffee ☕.

[MuseRider]

28. Paneer Masala

Mmmmmmmm I could live with that and a nice cold glass of water.

[Midnight Writer]

29. A mix of four varieties of trail mix. Lots of nuts and dried fruits and berries.

Not the worst, but not nutritionally complete.

[Lunabell]

30. Mmm, a BLT.

I'm good.

[Raine]

31. A buttered onion roll, I think I'm screwed. 🥴 nt

[Coventina]

32. Depends: Does it include the whole meal or only the dessert?

If it's the whole meal, I'm OK with it.

[Skittles]

33. popcorn

mmmmm.....so-so