What's your stripper name?

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I'm Pink Banana.

Really.

[Ocelot II]

1. Black Egg.

That's a pretty sinister name for a stripper. Might be an OK name for a metal band, though.

[ret5hd]

2. Tan Tomato? Don't think my career will explode.

[Glorfindel]

3. Orange Popcorn.

[dweller]

4. Black Macaroni

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[Irish_Dem]

5. Coral sushi.

I like it.

[Lochloosa]

6. Blue Spaghetti.

Kind of fits.

[Walleye]

7. Blue Honeydew

[leftieNanner]

8. Black Turkey Sandwich?

Um.

[Midnight Writer]

9. Gray Burrito.

I don't get many tips.

[Ptah]

10. Naked popcorn.

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14. ...

[hlthe2b]

11. Pale Pink Carrot

[Emile]

12. Kalamazoo Stripping

https://www.kalamazoostripping.com/

[Dave in VA]

13. Gray chicken*

*don't think I'm ready for my speedos.

[unweird]

15. Brown White Pizza

Pretty sure I need to hyphenate part of that. Or parts.

Brown-n-White Pi-Za

[LeftishBrit]

16. Blue Apple Pie

[jimfields33]

17. Gray chicken

[IA8IT]

18. Topless Maple Nut Ice Cream

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24. Oh, that sounds good.

[IA8IT]

45. When I share many say it's their new favorite. Even wearing shirts.

[patphil]

19. Charcoal Chip

[TexasTowelie]

20. Green Jello,

which was exactly what I was eating--lime Jello with the pineapple chunks.

"Watch me wiggle, see it squiggle!"

[spooky3]

21. Green power bar nt

[GreenWave]

22. Blue Habanero Macaroni

Oh yeah baby!

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23. That's smokin hot!

[snowybirdie]

25. Blue Chicken

Nah! Too tame

[IcyPeas]

26. Purple English muffin

[LuckyCharms]

27. Stained Tripe.

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35. ...

[IA8IT]

51. Menudo? Last Sunday's special at local restaurant

[kacekwl]

28. Green

Cucumber.

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34. Sexy.

[Polly Hennessey]

38. Oh, dear.

[Skittles]

29. Black Ice Cream

ooooooh..........

[Laffy Kat]

30. Blue Strawberry Smoothie?

How 'bout just Blue Smoothie?

[cachukis]

31. Ivory pulled pork.

[Scrivener7]

32. White Amish Chicken.

Wow. That is sad.

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33. Not the best stripper name I've heard.

How did they know the chicken was Amish?

[Scrivener7]

36. That's a stripper who puts ON clothes and ends up in an oh-so-sexy parka and snowpants set.

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40. ...

[Polly Hennessey]

37. Blue Triscuit

[keithbvadu2]

39. Tan candy

[Meadowoak]

41. Black pork roast

[kimbutgar]

42. Blue fruit

[bahboo]

43. Maroon Jerky.....

think I'm kind of rough trade....

[Hermit-The-Prog]

44. Blue & Green Peanuts -- still waiting for tips.

[Niagara]

46. Heather Gray Keto Cake.

[Conjuay]

47. gray brownie?

[Prairie_Seagull]

48. Black mushrooms, wait my shirt is not black anymore. nt

[Generic Brad]

49. Black Plantain Chip

[Xoan]

50. White Steak

[Luciferous]

52. Black Danish