I wonder if Romney got much of this in France?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

[Downwinder]

1. My Wife told them to go away.

They were interrupting her TV program.

[sarge43]

2. Oldie, but goldie

"Can't talk right now. We're sacrificing a virgin and, damn, they're hard to come by round here. Bye." (slam)

[Xyzse]

3. Cool, if that were me I'd follow it up with another question..

"Are you one?"

[sarge43]

4. That would work

[hunter]

5. They don't come to my house.

One of my ancestors was a mail order bride from Scandinavia.

She wasn't happy as a second wife so she ran off with a non-Mormon surveyor.

I think the Mormons still want their money back.

[ddavis195600]

6. +1. good post