My brother took going to jail really badly.

[IcyPeas]

He refused all offers of food and drink,

spat and swore at anyone who came near him,

and smeared the walls with his own feces.

After that, we never played Monopoly again.

[Emile]

1. Damn, I wouldn't play with him either.

[gopiscrap]

2. omg for a second I had to read that again

[Marthe48]

3. lol

A few years ago, I confessed to my friend that when I was the banker, every time the other players looked away, I stole money from the bank.

I think she is still miffed I got away with it, even if I didn't win the games. lol

[thatcrowwoman]

20. My Uncle Donald was sneaky like that. The first time, I was shocked!

He would end up with piles of money tucked under the bank and I never did figure out where he stashed his pilfered houses and hotels.

He also managed to cheat at pick up sticks, jacks, and hopscotch!
Oy!
He was, however, a really good cook like his father, my Grandpa Linus.
🕊thatcrowwoman

[Marthe48]

21. Family fun

[dgauss]

4. I tried playing monopoly with my right wing cousin.

We had to quit because he wouldn't even go to jail. Absolutely refused. Claimed he was totally innocent and the "Go to Jail" card was the result of a witch hunt.

[Walleye]

5. Good one!

[MiniMe]

16. Go to Jail, Go directly to Jail. Do not pass GO, Do not collect $200

Been a long time since I played since it makes everyone hate everyone else, but I still remember

[Sky Jewels]

6. I thought you were going to say that

he was one of the Jan. 6 coup attempters.

[debm55]

7. Oh, I thought it was real Good one

[twodogsbarking]

8. We played but we called in Monotony.

[twodogsbarking]

14. Good thing he didn't play with my older brother.

[calimary]

9. Great thread! ALL of it!

[True Blue American]

19. Anyone ever play YAHTZEE?

I hated that game but my Aunts, not too much older than me would play it for hours!

[leftieNanner]

26. We used to play - and my younger daughter was a SHARK!

She would look at her score sheet, decided she needed to roll two sixes and POOF! She would roll two sixes.

We considered taking her to Las Vegas, but the pit bosses frown on 8 year old gamblers.

[True Blue American]

27. I usually won at Bega!:)

But is if won big it went in my pocket while I played what I came with. Last time I actually paid for my trip. But I leaned to play the small machines and bet all the lines.

[erronis]

10. IcyPeas - are you really one of djt's brothers!

Please tell us about family like in that house...

But I can't imagine him refusing a bigmac and a cocacola.

[IcyPeas]

28. Can you even imagine? They probably never sat around a table playing games as a family.

We used to all play Scrabble (and Junior Scrabble when we were very young). Card games too.

[iluvtennis]

11. You got me 🤣. n/t

[appleannie1]

12. Good one

[lastlib]

13. Would he have behaved any better if he had collected the $200?

asking for a friend......

[moniss]

15. At which point

the Parker Brothers intervened I hope.

[Wonder Why]

22. They made a $20M donation to the Trump campaign. They thought their names were Koch.

[JohnnyRingo]

17. The parole board needs new guidelines on rolling doubles.

Hasbro needs to join the 21st century with prison reform.

[FakeNoose]

18. Sometimes brothers need to be carefully vetted

[SouthernDem4ever]

23. ROFL!

[republianmushroom]

24. Has he tried a time out or anger control ?

[FailureToCommunicate]

25. You should thank him. The countless hours we

wasted as a family playing that stupid landlord game we’ll never get back.

[UTUSN]

29. Hah!