10:00 pm: If I get to sleep now, I'll sleep seven hours. 12:00 am: If I get to sleep now I'll sleep

[Floyd R. Turbo]

five hours. 2:00 am: If I get to sleep now I’ll sleep three hours. 4:00 am: Oh fuck it! 🤬

[mucifer]

1. Oh Floyd I so get it !!! 😢

[yellowdogintexas]

2. so do I nt

[Diamond_Dog]

3. I can sleep seven hours a night!

Just not all at once! Two hours here, three hours there, an hour and a half after that ….

[Enter stage left]

4. Sleep pee...I'm so sleep pee...

Sounds like the name of a old time rock & roll song...

it wasn't that way 40 years ago.

[vanlassie]

8. That's called Sleeping Like A Baby!

[magicarpet]

5. Then fight yawning and dozing off at about 1pm.

[ret5hd]

6. XX AM/PM: If I go to sleep now...

I’ll sleep till I wake up and then maybe watch some tv or listen to some music or take a walk or go to the store or call an ex and tell them how fucking good I’m doing!

The possibilities are endless!

[BigMin28]

7. Brings to mind

The comedian Larry Miller's bit about the five stages of drinking. LOL!

[Earth-shine]

9. Insomniacs call that "bargaining."