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Once upon a time, I use to be a Cafeteria Assistant at a public school. I would tell my lunchtime students jokes every Friday.
I came across some of the jokes that I would share with them. If you don't like what you see, keep scrolling. There's absolutely no reason to be rude. Thank you.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station
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Q:Why do crows sit on telephone wires?
A: So that they can make long distance caws.
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Q: Why can't the bicycle stand by itself?
A: Because it's two tired!
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Q: Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
A: So she could rock and roll.
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Q: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
yankee87
(2,181 posts)They are good.
TlalocW
(15,392 posts)Why didn't Han Solo enjoy his steak?
It was Chewie.
LW1977
(1,236 posts)Force of habit
BoomaofBandM
(1,773 posts)A nice tradition my husband is glad to embrace as a grandpa.
True Dough
(17,331 posts)A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but plastic wrap. Psychiatrist looks at him and says:
"Well clearly I can see your nuts."
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Last edited Sun Oct 1, 2023, 05:17 PM - Edit history (1)
Bartender says: "You have a steering wheel attached to you".
Pirate says: "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts".
True Dough
(17,331 posts)a 360-degree turn!
Niagara
(7,678 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Hands at 10:00 and 2:00 on the steering wheel.
Niagara
(7,678 posts)Hands at 10:00 and 2:00.
Sometimes I can't help it. Today I'm feeling extra saucy.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)"Saucy".
Niagara
(7,678 posts)Saucy.
My favorite words usually begin with S.
Shenanigans
Smorgasbord
Sable
Saucy
Savory
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)I tend to take things too far.
Niagara
(7,678 posts)You're still the life of the party here.
Niagara
(7,678 posts)TexasBushwhacker
(20,219 posts)Pretty nuts, eh?
kimbutgar
(21,211 posts)The only one I have is.
How do fish save their money?
..at a river bank
Niagara
(7,678 posts)I like that.
It's definitely a keeper!
kimbutgar
(21,211 posts)Telling me jokes. That was my favorite one!
Marthe48
(17,038 posts)Because if they see a vehicle coming, they yell "Caw! Caw!"
North Shore Chicago
(3,329 posts)Marthe48
(17,038 posts)Because the sea weed
One of my grandkids' favorites
TlalocW
(15,392 posts)What's black and white, and it if falls out of a tree on to you, it will kill you?
A piano.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
qwlauren35
(6,150 posts)Those were awesome!
Niagara
(7,678 posts)Answer: Hot Wheels
I always made sure to tell the kindergarten class and 1st graders not to actually put toys in the microwave.
kairos12
(12,875 posts)Because it was hungry.
Niagara
(7,678 posts)Because 7 ate 9 (7, 8, 9).