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A Trump supporter was seated next to an older woman on an airplane and he turned to her and said, Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.
The old woman, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger,
What would you want to talk about?
Oh, I dont know, said the man. How about how they stole the election in 2020 and Donald Trump should be president.
Okay, she said. Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?
The man, visibly surprised by the old womans, thinks about it and says, Hmmm, I have no idea.
To which the old woman replies, Do you really feel qualified to discuss politics, when you dont know shit?
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Nictuku
(3,667 posts)In my mind, I was actually answering the shit question before reading on. (there are reasons for pellets vs pies vs clumps)
Does that mean I'm qualified to talk about how the 2020 Election was the most secure election on record?
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maspaha
(288 posts)Just the laugh I needed!