Why was I the only one naked at the gender reveal party?

[Ptah]

[Bettie]

1. I'm sure that the others

were just shy!

[Duncanpup]

2. I didn't receive invitation or I'd have been there

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Because you were slightly confused about the purpose of the party?

[debm55]

4. Oh my.

[Duncanpup]

7. Was there snacks

[underpants]

5. 😆😆😆

Thanks I needed that.

[Duncanpup]

6. Let's just all carpool to the next party

[underpants]

8. 🙄 😳

[ZZenith]

10. Holy shit.

SO well done.

[Duncanpup]

12. I just snorted water through my nose laughing

[underpants]

13. 😎

[keithbvadu2]

19. Well done. It took me a few seconds until I saw that expression.

Or it means the Cardinals have not elected a new Speaker yet.

[crickets]

22. Best laugh of the day! Oh, thank you. I needed that. 🤣

[Ptah]

24. Fantastic!

[Emile]

26. LOL

[Wounded Bear]

9. Did the invitation say "gender reveal" or "genital reveal"...

spelling is important.

[Duncanpup]

11. Hey man I'm up for both

? Do you think we should make it a pot luck kind party I’ll bring sweet and sour meatballs.

[sdfernando]

14. I wasn't invited :(

If I was, I would stand up PROUDLY!

[Sneederbunk]

15. Aren't these illegal in Florida?

[MOMFUDSKI]

18. Hell no.

We have nekkid folks all over our beaches!

[MOMFUDSKI]

16. Good

One!!!

[4lbs]

17. LOL. Seriously though, one of the California wildfires several years ago was traced to

a gender reveal that went horribly wrong.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jul/21/couple-gender-reveal-party-wildfire-charged

July 21, 2021

California couple whose gender-reveal party sparked a wildfire charged with 30 crimes

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A California couple has been criminally charged for their role in igniting last year’s destructive El Dorado wildfire after they used a pyrotechnic device during a gender-reveal party.

The blaze torched close to 23,000 acres (9,300 hectares), destroyed five homes and 15 other buildings, and claimed the life of a firefighter, Charlie Morton.

Refugio Manuel Jimenez Jr and Angela Renee Jimenez were indicted for 30 crimes including involuntary manslaughter, said Jason Anderson, the San Bernardino county district attorney, during a press conference. The couple pleaded not guilty and were released to await their court date.

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[Marcuse]

20. You're so vain. I'll bet you thought the party was about you.

[Beastly Boy]

21. You had to do it sooner or later!

[IronLionZion]

23. Could be risky if there are explosions and fires at the party

[twodogsbarking]

25. Just so you don't dress in drag.