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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts) Mon Oct 16, 2023, 09:47 PM Oct 2023

"Jesus was a vampire." He said, "Eat my flesh and drink my blood and you'll live forever." That's

stuff vampires say.” My wife and I were watching a vampire movie tonight and she reminded me that fifty plus years ago when a guy came to our door and asked her if she was ready to meet Jesus that’s what she said. The guy turned around and walked away.

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"Jesus was a vampire." He said, "Eat my flesh and drink my blood and you'll live forever." That's (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2023 OP

And here I thought Buzz cook Oct 2023 #1

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2023 #6

I had a moment back in the 80's.... OAITW r.2.0 Oct 2023 #2

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2023 #7

Why not write to Joe Biden and ask him that or are you planning to vote for someone else? Wonder Why Oct 2023 #3

Why? Eko Oct 2023 #4

😵‍💫 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2023 #8

It also takes a vampire victim three days to rise from death. Midnight Writer Oct 2023 #5

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2023 #9

No, Jesus was not a vampire or a zombie csziggy Oct 2023 #10

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Oct 2023 #11

Buzz cook

(2,918 posts)

1. And here I thought

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2023, 09:52 PM

Oct 2023

Jesus was a zombie.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

6. 🤔

Reply to Buzz cook (Reply #1)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 08:08 AM

Oct 2023

OAITW r.2.0

(32,599 posts)

2. I had a moment back in the 80's....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2023, 09:55 PM

Oct 2023

I was under my car, replacing a muffler. Had 3 Jehovah Witnesses that were doing the religious conversion schtick. One of them said, let us help explain the questions you have with God. I said, "OK, explain to me how God would create a square circle", They left,

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

7. 😁

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Reply #2)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 08:08 AM

Oct 2023

Wonder Why

(7,232 posts)

3. Why not write to Joe Biden and ask him that or are you planning to vote for someone else?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Oct 16, 2023, 10:14 PM

Oct 2023

Eko

(10,103 posts)

4. Why?

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #3)

Mon Oct 16, 2023, 10:43 PM

Oct 2023

Does President Joe Biden go door to door and ask if people are ready to meet Jesus?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

8. 😵‍💫

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 08:09 AM

Oct 2023

Midnight Writer

(25,737 posts)

5. It also takes a vampire victim three days to rise from death.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 01:29 AM

Oct 2023

They are also persistent proselytizers. But the good news is they can't come into your house unless you invite them in.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

9. 🤗

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #5)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 08:09 AM

Oct 2023

csziggy

(34,189 posts)

10. No, Jesus was not a vampire or a zombie

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 10:35 AM

Oct 2023

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,281 posts)

11. 🤔

Reply to csziggy (Reply #10)

Tue Oct 17, 2023, 12:24 PM

Oct 2023

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