"Jesus was a vampire." He said, "Eat my flesh and drink my blood and you'll live forever." That's

[Floyd R. Turbo]

stuff vampires say.” My wife and I were watching a vampire movie tonight and she reminded me that fifty plus years ago when a guy came to our door and asked her if she was ready to meet Jesus that’s what she said. The guy turned around and walked away.

[Buzz cook]

1. And here I thought

Jesus was a zombie.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 🤔

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. I had a moment back in the 80's....

I was under my car, replacing a muffler. Had 3 Jehovah Witnesses that were doing the religious conversion schtick. One of them said, let us help explain the questions you have with God. I said, "OK, explain to me how God would create a square circle", They left,

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 😁

[Wonder Why]

3. Why not write to Joe Biden and ask him that or are you planning to vote for someone else?

[Eko]

4. Why?

Does President Joe Biden go door to door and ask if people are ready to meet Jesus?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😵‍💫

[Midnight Writer]

5. It also takes a vampire victim three days to rise from death.

They are also persistent proselytizers. But the good news is they can't come into your house unless you invite them in.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🤗

[csziggy]

10. No, Jesus was not a vampire or a zombie

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. 🤔