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radicalleft

(484 posts)
Wed Nov 8, 2023, 11:45 PM Nov 2023

Unicorns and Magic Wishes - onion ninja alert

https://animalcare.lacounty.gov/unicorns-and-magic-wishes/

In November I received a delightful letter from a seven year old girl named Madeline, requesting our permission for her to keep a unicorn in her backyard if she could find one. I happily agreed to allow her to keep a unicorn, with conditions. These included compliance with Los Angeles County Code regarding the keeping of animals; the unicorn must have regular access to sunlight, moonbeams, and rainbows; it must be fed its favorite treat – watermelon – at least once a week; that its horn must be polished every month with a soft cloth; and any glitter used on the unicorn must be nontoxic and biodegradable.
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