Language Joke

[Different Drummer]

From my email today:

An English cat named One Two Three, a Spanish cat named Uno Dos Tres, and a French cat named Un Deux Trois challenged each other to a swimming race. It was very tense, and very close, but at the last second One Two Three edged the victory away from Uno Dos Tres and became the fastest swimmer. However, the French cat was never seen again? Why?

Because Un Deux Trois cat sank!

[keithbvadu2]

1. Grooooooaaaaannnnn! Passing it on.

[Permanut]

2. Russian weatherman named Rudolph..

Guy is watching him give the latest forecast. Asks his wife how this weather guy knows for sure what's going to happen.

"It's because Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear", she said.

[LudwigPastorius]

3. Sacre bleau!

[sakabatou]

4. Either I'm mispronouncing something, or I don't understand the joke

Or both?

[Goonch]

7. French teacher:Un, deux, trois, cat, sank isn't his favourite joke anymore seeing the last child who laughed was in 2004

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DtmxrSWXcAEY-H_?format=jpg

[question everything]

8. Counting in French.

French Numbers 1-10
The French numbers 1-10 are: un (1), deux (2), trois (3), quatre (4), cinq (5),

six (6), sept (7) huit (8) neuf (9), dix (10).

[sakabatou]

9. Oooooohhhh

[Goonch]

5. 👇👇👇👁️👁️

https://i.imgur.com/NPxkfQG.mp4

[Goonch]

6. a coul !

Un chat anglais nommé One Two Three, un chat espagnol nommé Uno Dos Tres et un chat français nommé Un Deux Trois se sont défiés dans une course de natation. C'était très tendu et très serré, mais à la dernière seconde, One Two Three a devancé Uno Dos Tres et est devenu le nageur le plus rapide. Cependant, le chat français n’a jamais été revu ? Pourquoi?

Parce que le chat Un Deux Trois a coulé !

[zanana1]

10. OK, that sounds dirty.

Is it?

[lastlib]

14. Mais, non!

But, "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir"--THAT was a little risque!

"Lady Marmalade," LaBelle.

[Goonch]

11. coul sunk

[Goonch]

12. sunk

[lastlib]

13. OMG, I could read that!

And I hadn't had French in 45 years!