Why MFM isn't invited to christen ships anymore...

[HopeHoops]

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. I would have trouble wasting a SEVEN-dollar bottle of champagne.

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It's supposed to be the other way around.
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Pure bullshit, of course. I've not participated in free "champagne" toasts in bars
for many, many years as they almost always use some rotgut like Andre... the
MD 20/20 of "champagnes".
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[bluesbassman]

2. Hey, that stuff makes an excellent engine degreaser.

Seriously, worst hangover I ever had was after just getting a whiff of Andre.

[HopeHoops]

3. You pay seven dollars? Extortion! Go for the $1.98 bottle.

That's particularly relevant on New Year's Eve when you're already shitfaced before midnight rolls around.