If you were an elf/elfette at the North Pole, what job would you want? I would want to make gingerbread houses.
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I could've had LOADS of fun with that job! 
I've always enjoyed wrapping Christmas presents.
use Christmas bags from the Dollar store.
Some crayons/magic markers, colored pencils, or stamps for ink pads, maybe some stickers. No Glitter!!! To be fancy, I might add some curling ribbon.
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What you said reminded me of a gift from a coworker/friend a few years ago. He is a Libertarian (ugh. don’t get me started…) and we often argued politics and had a ball teasing and ragging on each other, in general. Kitchens can be brutal, lol!
Of course, he called me a Commie and I called him a Capitalist Pig. He knew very well of the burning hatred our boss, her husband, and I all had for tfg.
This was how he wrapped my Christmas gift one year:
I didn’t know until I opened the gift that when we were out doing our traditional shopping trip, he circled back around and got me the same gift I was buying for our boss because, “In Communist Russia, everyone gets same gift.”
I'd be the one with a clipboard in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other hand.
Perhaps on occasion a little "syrup" could me out. 
: Oh I see you want to work with the reindeer. Painting toys is fine too.
Or maybe stuffed animal maker.
Or cookie baker.
Package wrapper?
Santa’s pack packer. I’ve got mad Tetris skills for loading the car for a long drive, so I’m sure I could fill the pack quite efficiently.
Though I expect Santa’s pack has the same properties as Mary Poppins bag and the Weasley’s tent in Harry Potter. I could sure use one of those!
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us with the year of Tickle Me, Elmo.
I would be in charge of bringing all the misfit toys from The Island of Misfit Toys and integrating them in with the other toys. Just because they are different, or not perfect doesn't mean they don't deserve to be loved.
Whether it be a reindeer with a bright red nose, or a Charlie in the Box, or a choo choo train with square wheels, or an elephant with pink polka-dots. 😉
used some of the elfs and elfettes cut their fingers and it threw us back a couple of days. They were told to wear gloves, but darn it . some were too busy drinking the eggnog. In fact, one got ran over by a reindeer. You hear that reindeer elfs ---keep an eye on those reindeer.
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going to get that head a-hole of these. You better ask Santa and get back to me.
an air hockey game, go to that department. Otherwise, pick another job.
Guess I'll have to put a team together.
Hockey can be played on breaks. Gary Bettmann just gave us the okay.
It sounds like Elf Harker will be bypassing the Rob Ray Rule as well
And I have another 12 cup carafe of non caffeinated coffee brewing as well.
All the coffee mugs have been cleaned and sanitized and ready to be used.
I'm going to see if your little work shed can get an expansion
and while I have to see Patrick Kane and Alex DeBrincat wearing Red Wing colors while my Hawks try to rebuild around Bedard --- a little burlesque helps pass the time.
had an get run over by a reindeer. Also, you must include Rudolph in the Reindeer games. TY
the spring. Do you have any skills for making toys now????
meet with Santa's standards and it pisses him off.
I used to collect Barbies and would love a full sized hobby horse!
busy. After Christmas you can be the Maytag repair man. and read to your heart's delight. Is it a deal?
not stepping in the reindeer's golden apples.
the field. Very good.and welcome to the team.
elves will switch jobs from the reindeer crew. Thanks. Tell them Santa sent you. I think we have some loafers here and you seem to be be able to have them get their asses in gear.
but remember this is a happy place--sort of like Disneylahd. But I do understand you might have to kick some butt. These are new elves don't be too hard on them. They will learn.
located. Do you by any chance know of a dental hygienist ?
is a very popular doll. You will be busy. I hope you are up to it.
On this homemade bar ...I have both regular and decaf coffee to go, there's also hot water in an electric kettle for both tea and hot chocolate drinkers with various tea bags and hot chocolate mixes. Oh yeah!
Unfortunately there's no chairs available for elves to be able to sit around and take a break. I'm not certain, but it's possible that Elf Harker might have broken a chair or two during the burlesque show.
great. Thank you, Elfette Niagara.
He doesn't remember it, but Elf LuckyCharms made this coffee bar last year.
It's all our pleasure, Debbie!
Niagara.
I only saw their backside so I can't be positive who it was. 
Hell, I have seen Santa take a couple of tokes himself.
It looks like Santa lost some weight and he needs to increase his bakery goods intake to fit back into his suit.
Coupling that with my time in the tower back in the day, probably route planner? Or maybe one of the team that plots it all out?
Or just one that builds nice boxes. I can do that pretty well.
the last one you? For a very "personal" and mean reason Elf Debbie doesn;t post of said OP posts; It was a weak after my died / That poster on santa nasty list.
I already have this homemade bar set up with regular coffee and decafe coffee, hot water is available in electric kettles for hot chocolate and various tea's. I added spiced apple cider as an option yesterday.
I have clean and sanitized mugs that have been ran in the dishwasher at 170F set out and ready to use.
We absolutely could use a baked goods or a candy station. I have a feeling that the elves would be super excited about seeing either one of these options. There might be some extra homemade bars available in the attic.