Six year old grandson this morning is sweating if he's on the naughty list.

[Duncanpup]

The house cat which his mother has had for twelve years got covered in glitter yesterday he confessed he never stood a chance in the interrogation.

He spent the night with us the heat was on from his mom I stopped around and he decided to come home with his uncle and pap .

I told him relax even if Santa doesn’t bring you toys you’ll still get clothes underwear and socks.

[Croney]

1. I asked a grandkid if he'd been good this year and he said,

"I have no idea! Only Santa knows!"

[hlthe2b]

2. He covered the cat in glitter?

It would arguably be laughable, but a lot applied can trigger serious asthma attacks in cats. I hope you were able to get it all off quickly.

Sorry to be a downer but... (still Santa forgives the innocent mistakes... )

[Duncanpup]

3. No innocence he's guilty

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The cat got bathed he’s ok.

[hlthe2b]

12. 👍

[irisblue]

15. Did the person who gave the cat a bath survive?

[Duncanpup]

17. Yes my daughter is ok

[Shermann]

4. Clothes and underwear and socks...oh my! nt

[Lunabell]

5. That's too funny.

Clothes, underwear and socks, lol. Grinch.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. I hope haven't created fear of surveillance in my 6-year-old grandson

We had to take two of our grandchildren with us to the cell phone store the other day for some time-consuming tasks. I told the younger one that Santa watches cameras installed in the T-Mobile store to monitor naughty kids acting up. A couple of times I looked around and noticed incipient bad behavior, so I would get his attention and gesture toward a security camera. Surprisingly, it seemed to work. Hope I haven’t engendered phobia of cameras. I told him later that I got a text from Santa complimenting him on good behavior.

[MOMFUDSKI]

8. My first thought was

how does one vacuum a cat?

[rubbersole]

11. Quickly.

[3Hotdogs]

9. I've been on it for years.

Tell him, it ain't so bad.

[ashredux]

10. Why torture a six-year-old? This whole Santa, good kids, is bullshit and you know it.

[padah513]

13. Damn dude what the hell is wrong with you?

If that's what you believe, fine, but he was posting some good humor about his grandson. Keep that crap to yourself and don't post if good humor offends you. I thought it was funny. Jeez, the people in this place...

[Croney]

16. While what you say is technically true, your timing is rather

Scrooge-like. 🙂
As an atheist I wish you Merry Christmas anyway. 🌲

[MissMillie]

14. My first reaction to the title of this thread:

"That could be useful today."


LOL

[2naSalit]

18. Sounds like...

Something my grandpa would have said. I was always in trouble for something.

[debm55]

19. Was he good the rest of the year? Santa doesn't count one misstep by a 6 year old.

[TlalocW]

20. When my grandniece was young

She was misbehaving, and her mom told her that Elf on the Shelf was watching and telling Santa about her behavior. She replied, "Well, I talked to Elf on the Shelf yesterday, and he said I'm getting everything I want for Christmas."

I told my niece, "Okay, first, you just got played by a four-year-old. How does that feel? And second I don't know if I should be impressed or scared at how quickly she came up with that."