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debm55

(60,705 posts) Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:15 PM Dec 2023

Why do you never lend money to an elf? Answer because they are always short. TY JustABozoOnThisBus

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Why do you never lend money to an elf? Answer because they are always short. TY JustABozoOnThisBus (Original Post) debm55 Dec 2023 OP

They can't pay you back, because they're always short? JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2023 #1

We have a winner. Merry Christmas. Would you like to have a misfit toy as a prize???? Merry Christmas. debm55 Dec 2023 #3

Hardee har har flying_wahini Dec 2023 #2

Well with that attitude. I will not offer you a misfit toy for trying. Have a Merry Christmas. debm55 Dec 2023 #4

Slurring elves. Is that a hate crime? Sneederbunk Dec 2023 #5

Never loan money to an archeologist. multigraincracker Dec 2023 #6

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JustABozoOnThisBus

(24,686 posts)

1. They can't pay you back, because they're always short?

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Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:30 PM

Dec 2023

debm55

(60,705 posts)

3. We have a winner. Merry Christmas. Would you like to have a misfit toy as a prize???? Merry Christmas.

Reply to JustABozoOnThisBus (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:36 PM

Dec 2023

flying_wahini

(8,275 posts)

2. Hardee har har

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Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:34 PM

Dec 2023

debm55

(60,705 posts)

4. Well with that attitude. I will not offer you a misfit toy for trying. Have a Merry Christmas.

Reply to flying_wahini (Reply #2)

Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:37 PM

Dec 2023

Sneederbunk

(17,496 posts)

5. Slurring elves. Is that a hate crime?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:39 PM

Dec 2023

multigraincracker

(37,665 posts)

6. Never loan money to an archeologist.

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Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:39 PM

Dec 2023

They have a different concept of time.

debm55

(60,705 posts)

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Mon Dec 25, 2023, 02:40 PM

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