What the heck???? Duke's Mayo had it's own Football Bowl Let's name a new Bowl for next year. See Post #34. We

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now have the Salad Bowl, Toilet Bowl. Popcorn Bowl and Moe Haircut Bowl. Weed Bowl, Tutti Fruiti Bowl. Pork Rinds Bowl and Miracle Whip Bowl for all of us Whippers. Any more?????

[TwilightZone]

1. Duke's has had a bowl for a few years.

Anyone who wants to fork out a few million to be a title sponsor can have a bowl.

I'm still waiting for the Toilet Duck Toilet Bowl, sponsored by Toilet Duck.

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2. Didn't know that. Corporate greed on the part of Duke's. Salad Bowl for me.

[underpants]

3. There was a Salad Bowl back in the day

1947 - 1955

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad_Bowl_(game)

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4. Well, it's coming back along with the Popcorn Bowl.

[dameatball]

5. The "Bowl Haircut Bowl?"

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6. We can call it the Moe Haircut Bowl, very good.

[GreenWave]

7. What about the Toilet Bowl for the two worst teams?

Loser gets trophy, a lifetime supply of Ty D Bol.

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8. I very much like that idea, But what happens if they are that bad that neither team scores , Do they both get the prize?

[mvd]

9. lol Deb

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10. Thanks matt

[Angleae]

23. That's what OT is for.

And here we are in the inaugural Toilet Bowl where we are now going to our 23rd overtime period.

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25. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Too funny

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34. Every player gets a ring.........

Every football player dreams of playing in the Toilet Bowl, held annually in Flushing, NY. It's where you really feel the flush of victory. Every "turd down" is crucial.

In high school forensics, I did an original humorous speech based on a faux interview with a football player who had just won a playoff to get into the Toilet Bowl. His team had a game plan he thought would "blow the lid off the Toilet Bowl," and "wipe out" the opposing team. The T-B MVP would have a "brush" with fame.....you get the idea...

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35. Flushing, NY, I love it! you are so creative. If I knew how to get you to the greatest page. I would do it, this is a

classic and needs to be recognized.

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36. Thanks!

That's humbling, when I think about some of the company I'd be in! I know I'm no pinboy3niner......(he's one of my idols)

[Angleae]

24. The biggest problem would be, how to determine the two worst teams.

This year #1 is easy, Kent State (1-11). However, there's 4 teams tied at 2-10 (E Carolina, Nevada, Vanderbilt, ULM). How do you pick between those 4.

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26. who won against higher ranked team.? Some one of the 4 had to have one of there 2 wins against a higher ranked team. Or

maybe not.

[Harker]

11. When I ran a fantasy football league, the championship was called the Stupor Bowl.

It's funny... I quit watching football many years ago, and now all I want to do is manufacture hockey equipment for kids at the North Pole.

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12. Harker, did you use that misfit toy you took , made of wood. to make hockey sticks.?????

[Harker]

14. Never, Deb. Every toy has someone who will love it!

I only use fallen trees. And composite.

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17. Thanks , Harker. You were a good elf.

[Harker]

18. I'll be bucking for a pay increase next year!

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19. Not if I find out you used that scooter for a hockey stick. And Elf Deb has eyes and ears all over.

[Harker]

21. No bad words about me will ever sully your pointy little ears. n/t

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29. Thank you Harker.

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30. The economy is doing better. I will see what Santa says.

[Harker]

31. You're on, Deb.

[Mr.Bill]

13. The weed bowl.

Their slogan could be "Sit back and enjoy a bowl with the game."

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15. I love it.

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16. The spaghetti bowl.

[Chainfire]

20. Kohler (plumbing fixtures) could sponser a bowl game for the two worst teams in the nation

the Toilet Bowl.

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27. Yes, we needed a sponsor for the Toilet Bowl TY.

[justaprogressive]

22. How about 10-Pin Bowl

or Candlestick Bowl but that would always have to be played in San Francisco.

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28. I like both Bowl names. Your right about San Francisco.

[paleotn]

32. Bowls use to mean something.

They were a reward for a very good season. Even with a decent 7-4 record, when 11 games was the norm, a bowl wasn't necessarily in your future. Now win half your games and you're guaranteed a spot in the Tutti Frutti Flavored Pork Rinds Bowl. Money has destroyed college football.

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33. I agree with you 100% I went to Penn State in the mid/late 70s when they would play top notch teams like Ohio State.

There as many and you had to have a very good record. I remember Pitt under Johnny Majors and Penn State under Joe Paterno. a 7-4 season would be a wash out. I do like your idea of a Tutti-Frutti Bowl or a Pork Rinds Bowl being used for some of the games today.

[GoodRaisin]

37. How about rename the Tony the Tiger Bowl the Cereal Bowl?

[justaprogressive]

38. haha

Good one or maybe Cereal Killer Bowl!

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41. That is funny.

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40. I like that idea. TY

[malthaussen]

39. There are 43 bowl games this year...

... and there are 133 teams in NCAA Div 1 football. Arithmetic tells us that almost two-thirds of teams (65%) will be invited to a bowl game.

Which I'd say makes them meaningless, but I've never really been a fan of NCAA football, or large playoff systems.

-- Mal

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42. I like the parades. I don't watch the games. Thanks for the information on the number of bowl games. that is a lot. They

are not special anymore.

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43. Soup Bowl sponsored by Campbells

[pstokely]

44. The American Standard Toliet Bowl, played at 3AM

because there aren't enough bowls for below .500 teams to drive up E$PNs subscriber fees

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45. Hahahahhahahaha. Yes , the American Standard Toliet Bowl. I like it .

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46. I like that . The toliet bowl for teams under .500.

[jmowreader]

47. The Glacier Bay Toilet Bowl

Glacier Bay is Home Depot's house brand for plumbing fixtures. The game will feature the two worst teams in the Football Bowl Subdivision and will be played at the University of Maine's stadium on December 30. The winner of the game will receive a nice trophy. The loser will receive a real toilet, still in the box, that they will have to return before next year's game.

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48. Yes. you have to read post #34 on this thread. You two have a very creative and funny outlook on life. Too funny.

[jmowreader]

49. Speaking of the Duke's Mayo Bowl...

I was rolled up on SiriusXM's NASCAR channel and two guys - I think it was Mike Bagley and Pete Pistone - were discussing this very game. Apparently it's nothing but a two-hour commercial for Duke's Mayo, and they were complaining about that. The first thing that went through my mind was, "doesn't that kinda describe a NASCAR race?" I mean, I really like watching NASCAR races - I've been to five in person - but when "The Axalta Chevrolet" (Axalta makes car paint) stops in Pit Lane for "Sunoco fuel and four Goodyear tires" before it goes out in front of the "Busch Light Ford" and the "NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet," and these guys are huge spokesmen for that sport, ya gotta wonder what their complaint about a two-hour commercial for mayonnaise is!

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50. Well I am a self confessed Whipper and I take offense to Duke's having their own Bowl Thank you for the information on

NASCAR.

[ariadne0614]

51. How about High Fructose Corn Syrup Bowl?

But then I’m not a fan of Miracle Whip.

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53. Thems fighten words.*&%$$##()&%@{

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[ariadne0614]

55. Oh yeah?

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56. No not really

[ariadne0614]

57. Okay you win.

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58. Let's say it's a tie

[gay texan]

52. The K&Y jelly bowl

The passes slip right out of your hands

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54. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHH

[Warren_Pointe]

59. Is that the bowl previously sponsored by Vitalis?

I swear, Vitalis?!

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61. I don't know, But I know what Vitalis is , I will need to look up.

[Warren_Pointe]

63. I had no idea Vitalis was still a thing until I saw their bowl game a few years ago.

[ProfessorGAC]

60. To Me, The Obvious One Us...

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...the Campbell Soup Bowl. The trophy could be a can of mushroom soup.
Or, the Kellogg Cereal Bowl. Trophy a giant frosted flake?

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62. That's funny. TY