Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google

[red dog 1]

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1) "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person."

2) "Sorry, sweetheart, I don't speak 'maid'."

3) "How do you like me so far?"

4) "I'm not a woulda' shoulda' coulda' kind of guy."

5) "Well, when IS hell supposed to freeze over?"

6) "I don't know anybody named Heywood Jablome."

7) "Why don't you clean your yard up? Go take a bath. Go milk your goat."

8) "My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic."

9) "Do the name 'Ruby Begonia' ring a bell?" (answered)

10) "There IS a boogeyman! There IS a boogeyman!"















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[lpbk2713]

1. Nine

Flip Wilson

[red dog 1]

2. I don't think so.

[LakeArenal]

3. I suspect 6 is a prank call to Moe but I don't recall it particularly.

Edit to add: Who loves ya baby?

[Harker]

4. Kojak, with a Tootsie Pop. n/t

[LakeArenal]

5. Yep

[Wolf Frankula]

6. And this is bad because?

I use that line all the time.

Wolf

[First Speaker]

7. #9--Laugh-in?

[red dog 1]

8. Nope, older TV show

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From the 1950's

[Brother Buzz]

14. That language sounds like something you'd hear outside The Mystic Knights of the Sea lodge

[red dog 1]

15. WinnerWinnerChickenDinner!

[red dog 1]

9. "I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!"

[rogerballard]

10. Six Feet Under

[red dog 1]

11. Nope

(I love Six Feet Under, but I can't stand the "Brenda" character)

[red dog 1]

12. "Women can't be gay. Because if men were gay and women were gay they'd cancel each other out"

[Jrose]

51. Seinfeld?

[red dog 1]

52. No, good guess though.

(It's from a 1970's sit-com)

[JoseBalow]

13. "If I have to wait any longer for your ship to come in,

I'm gonna have to join the Longshoreman's union."

[rogerballard]

16. Sanford and Son...

[JoseBalow]

17. Good guess, but no, it was said by a spouse

[rogerballard]

18. The Love Boat

[JoseBalow]

19. No, it's older than that

[Harker]

20. The Honeymooners?

[JoseBalow]

22. Yes!

[Harker]

24. It has that ring to it.

[JoseBalow]

25. It really does!

And you can just imagine Ralph's reply

[Harker]

26. Oh, yeah!

When I was a young child, the explosive Ralph frightened me.

[JoseBalow]

30. Alice knew he was really just a big softie

If we could capture the energy from Alice's eye-rolling, it would power a small city

[Harker]

32. She definitely had his number.

I saw that Joyce Randolph just died after 99 years, so I had just been reminiscing about the show and the characters.

[rogerballard]

21. I Love Lucy

[JoseBalow]

23. Another good guess, but it was The Honeymooners

[captain queeg]

27. 8 - Barney Miller?

[red dog 1]

36. Nope

But,, like Barney Miller, it is from a sit-com.

[Dawgman49]

28. " Hello Neuman ! "

[rogerballard]

31. Seinfeld

[elleng]

29. 'What's next?'

[Stargleamer]

33. You are number 6

[rogerballard]

35. Heroes

[surrealAmerican]

64. that's The Prisoner -

his response: "I am not a number."

[Stargleamer]

67. Yes, you're right!

if I'm not mistaken his full response is "I am not a number, I am a free man!"

[VGNonly]

34. "You don't scare me...

I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool".

[red dog 1]

37. "He's called me Fonzie. He's called me Opie. He mentions Eddie Haskell to me and I'm gonna rip his head off!"

[rogerballard]

39. Happy Days

[red dog 1]

41. Nope, good guess.

[VGNonly]

38. "How are you feeling?

Kinda under the weather? Like you've got the flu?"

[red dog 1]

136. Breaking Bad?

[red dog 1]

137. Breaking Bad?

[VGNonly]

139. Yes

The last words of Walt "Goodbye Lydia."

[red dog 1]

40. "Can I tell you something bro, concerning Allison? She's gigantic."

[red dog 1]

42. #1 from top - "It's bad luck to take advice from a crazy person."

[red dog 1]

43. "Whenever possible I always try to lead with the hog futures, particularly in the morning."

[Angleae]

44. WKRP

[red dog 1]

45. Yep

[Dulcinea]

46. "I've eaten a river of liver & an ocean of fish!" nt

[Angleae]

47. MASH

[Dulcinea]

48. Yep!

[VGNonly]

49. "A census taker tried that once,

I ate his liver with dried cherrios and a mashed up banana...thththth".

[rogerballard]

50. The Cable Guy

[VGNonly]

53. Good guess

but it was a TV show.

[JoseBalow]

54. The Office?

[red dog 1]

55. "I'm not a woulda, coulda, shoulda kind of guy!"

(Hint: This TV show aired on F/X)

[rogerballard]

57. Nip/Tuck

[red dog 1]

59. Nope

[Harker]

56. "So would an ermine violin, Doctor, but I see no advantage in having one."

[Mad_Dem_X]

58. #2 - Will & Grace?

[red dog 1]

61. No, good guess though

(Hint: It was a very popular sitcom that only ran 4 seasons on NBC)

[Harker]

60. "I could just scream."

A particular character's frequently used expression of exasperation.

[red dog 1]

62. "Oh my god! I'm gorgeous!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

94. Third Rock From The Sun

[red dog 1]

107. Ding!

[red dog 1]

63. "I hate spunk."

[surrealAmerican]

65. the Mary Tyler Moore show

.

[red dog 1]

66. Yep

[red dog 1]

68. "Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us."

[rogerballard]

69. Happy Days

[red dog 1]

70. Of course!

[red dog 1]

71. "Well what do YOU want, damn it?"

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[CTyankee]

72. "Well, if they took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy!"

[Harker]

74. Would that be Crunchy Frog?

Monty Python's Flying Circusssssss.

[CTyankee]

75. I believe that is it. I loved Monty Python. Wasn't that where we got "I'm not dead yet!"?

[Harker]

77. It is!

That was a lot of fun.

[VGNonly]

73. "I gave it to the best two

hitmen west of the Mississippi".

[BlueKota]

76. Really easy one to start off with

1. With God as my witness I thought Turkeys could fly.

2. More goo to go

3. The chimp was alone with the victim in a locked room we found the gun in his hand.

[red dog 1]

78. # 1 is WKRP. of course

Is #3 The Naked Gun?

[BlueKota]

79. 1 correct 3 not correct

2 . Is from The Bob Newheart Show ( one where he was Psychologist.) It was from a Thanksgiving episode. His wife goes to her family's house for the holiday. Bob begs off by saying he has to be available for his patients. Instead his neighbor and dentist friend come over. One of them tries to cook a turkey but all 3 get totally drunk, and burn it. They end up calling the Chinese restaurant and Bob has trouble saying Moo gai-pan. So he just starts continuously yelling more goo to go. Emily feeling guilty returns later that night, and asks "Bob, why are there a 100 cartons of Moo-gai' pan in the hallway?" I could not stop laughing. That was a great show!

#3 is from Monk.

[Harker]

80. #2 sounds like something George Jefferson would have said. n/t

[red dog 1]

81. Nope

Hint: It's from a very popular NBC sit-com

[red dog 1]

82. "Not tomorrow, today! I want to see your cousin with a check today!"

[rogerballard]

83. Better Call Saul

[red dog 1]

84. Nope, good guess

It's a popular sit-com from way back

[red dog 1]

108. Saul didn't like "checks" on Breaking Bad - He preferred money orders.

(I don't know his position on checks in Better Call Saul, since I've never watched it)

[rogerballard]

96. Three's Company

[red dog 1]

97. Nope, good guess though.

[rogerballard]

98. Thanks, Did you see my answer to Post a song lyric from an obscure rock & roll band

"How can you think love will end. When I've asked you to spend your whole life. With me? (with me, with me)"

[red dog 1]

99. Thanks, I just saw that.

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I saw The Association once at the Circle Star Theater in San Carlos, CA.
There were three other bands, but the only one I remember was "Syndicate of Sound"

[rogerballard]

100. Wow, how cool is that.

I know it so well, it was a song we sang in an elementary school show

[red dog 1]

85. "Well, I know he goes to church every Sunday, and he teaches Sunday School, I know that."

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[rogerballard]

86. The Andy Griffith Show

[red dog 1]

87. Nope

(I added more to the quote just now)

[rogerballard]

92. The Waltons

[red dog 1]

93. Nope

(I've never seen that show)

[rogerballard]

95. Little House on the Prairie

[red dog 1]

104. Nope

[red dog 1]

88. "Life is just a bowl of green oxtails."

[rogerballard]

89. Green Acres

[red dog 1]

90. Nope

(Nice guess though)

[VGNonly]

91. "Russian boo boos,

go for some basic foreplay, they'll detail your car".

[red dog 1]

106. What about my answer to your question "What was Wendy's favorite beverage?"

{In the "Post an obscure trivia question about a movie or TV show" thread]

[VGNonly]

110. You did answer it.

Root Beer

[red dog 1]

111. My first answer was a total guess, and I guessed wrong (Diet Coke), remember?

[red dog 1]

101. "Hey kid, taste that piss and tell me if it's human."

[rogerballard]

102. Wolf Like Me

[red dog 1]

105. Nope

[VGNonly]

112. Rescue Me?

[red dog 1]

135. Yep

[red dog 1]

109. # 5 from OP ......"Well, when IS hell supposed to freeze over?"

[VGNonly]

113. "What's on the telly?"

"Looks like a penguin"

[Harker]

114. Would that be an exploding penguin? n/t

[red dog 1]

115. "May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and may all of your problems just slide off like snot."

[red dog 1]

116. "You can't admit, just for once, that I'm right. Come on.

That O'Keefe lady kept trying over and over until that stupid door was perfect."

[red dog 1]

117. "Bless me father for I have sinned.....and so have you."

[rogerballard]

119. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

[red dog 1]

120. Nope

Hint:
It was an F/X comedy-drama series

[Brother Buzz]

118. My Pappy always said, "A coward dies a thousand deaths, a hero dies but one." A thousand to one is pretty good odds.

[VGNonly]

121. "The only person

sleeping with my sister is going to be ME! "

[VGNonly]

122. "Your father

never had the makings of a varsity athlete"

[red dog 1]

123. Sopranos?

[VGNonly]

124. Yes!

Uncle June talking to AJ about Tony.

[red dog 1]

125. Didn't Tony get VERY PI$$ED OFF about that comment by Uncle June?

(Uncle June was beginning to show signs of Old Timer's Disease)

[VGNonly]

127. Yes and Junior

found he could exploit his medical condition.

[applegrove]

126. 8) Hill Street Blues

[red dog 1]

130. Nope

It's from an NBC sit-com that ran 6 seasons (late 90's)

[Jrose]

128. Is #2 Bea Arthur of 'Maude'?

[red dog 1]

129. Nope

It's from a popular (though short-lived) NBC sit-com....Much more recent than Maude

[VGNonly]

131. "I'm a doctor not a tailor DAMMIT"

[Harker]

132. Might that be Star Trek Deep Space 9?

The only instance I can think of where a tailor had an important, ongoing role in that realm.

[VGNonly]

133. SNL

John Belushi as Kirk, Chevy was Spock, Dan Akroyd was Bones.

[Harker]

134. And Elliot Gould as the NBC exec... n/t

[rogerballard]

138. I'm glad to see that your Father had your teeth fixed...

if not your tongue.

[VGNonly]

140. "That's just what I need...

to get advice from a guy who never saw Shane."

[VGNonly]

141. "And he gets to be a lawyer?...

what a sick joke."

[red dog 1]

142. "Doug, he's 6."