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debm55

(60,604 posts)
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:07 PM Jan 2024

What is the most boring movie you have seen or a series that you couldn't watch anymore. Mine was the Matrix. I left.

But had to come back to get my son and his friends.
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What is the most boring movie you have seen or a series that you couldn't watch anymore. Mine was the Matrix. I left. (Original Post) debm55 Jan 2024 OP
I hated The Matrix too. Dulcinea Jan 2024 #1
I took my son and his friends to see it so I was in the same position. They were about 15. I remember the scene --they debm55 Jan 2024 #2
That's it, you are off the xmas list. Prairie_Seagull Jan 2024 #3
We have different tastes--what can I say? debm55 Jan 2024 #5
I used to know a guy who named his son Neo Clash City Rocker Jan 2024 #65
Hopefully a middle name. Prairie_Seagull Jan 2024 #91
Out of Africa CanonRay Jan 2024 #4
That's funny. debm55 Jan 2024 #6
Also, The Last House on the Left CanonRay Jan 2024 #7
I do too. TY. debm55 Jan 2024 #8
Offensive-- yes, boring-- no ailsagirl Jan 2024 #60
Lord of the Rings. That movie just wouldn't end. I kept thinking "ok now it's gonna end" but noooo something mucifer Jan 2024 #9
I didn't feel that way the first time I saw it, But now I would agree somewhat, debm55 Jan 2024 #10
One of my favotite film trilogies ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2024 #11
I loved LOTR books and the films leftieNanner Jan 2024 #14
I read The Hobbit series as well. ProudMNDemocrat Jan 2024 #25
The Hobbit is just one book leftieNanner Jan 2024 #26
Azog (the white orc) is in the book, and isn't an invention, strictly speaking. RockRaven Jan 2024 #70
Excellent information leftieNanner Jan 2024 #72
The Hobbit movie is a classic example of studio's fucking things up. Xolodno Jan 2024 #93
Agreed Shermann Jan 2024 #59
I saw one of them with my brother - huge LOTR fan underpants Jan 2024 #32
Well, there is NOT a Lord of the Rings movie. But, if you mean Fellowship of the Ring, that is my #1 all time favorite Ferrets are Cool Jan 2024 #56
Oh, not me! :D I even have the extended DVD versions. electric_blue68 Jan 2024 #74
The stupidest and most boring movie I've ever seen, Bayard Jan 2024 #12
I passed on that one. Glad I did because the reviews and regular people talk were not that great. debm55 Jan 2024 #15
The best part was toward the end, when they suspected the danger/witches were outside waiting for them.... chouchou Jan 2024 #158
Always #1 on my worst list rurallib Jan 2024 #43
Omg. :D Friends and I were at dinner and two of them were making fun of it... electric_blue68 Jan 2024 #75
Chariots of Fire Emile Jan 2024 #13
Didn;t that win an Oscar for best picture? I didn't see it. debm55 Jan 2024 #17
A lot of those award winning pictures are boring as hell Emile Jan 2024 #20
i hated the theme . sounded like fingernails being dragged on chalkboard. AllaN01Bear Jan 2024 #44
The two I came closest to walking out on were rsdsharp Jan 2024 #16
Did you leave? debm55 Jan 2024 #19
No. I've never walked out of a movie, but I came close with those. rsdsharp Jan 2024 #22
I agree on The Thin Red Line underpants Jan 2024 #35
Pretty good book, too. rsdsharp Jan 2024 #40
Which Clash of the Titans? Coventina Jan 2024 #71
1981. Harry Hamlin. We'll have to disagree. rsdsharp Jan 2024 #82
If everyone liked the same things it would be a boring world. Coventina Jan 2024 #83
I got tired of NCIS about five seasons in Walleye Jan 2024 #18
That's funny. TY debm55 Jan 2024 #21
Melancholia EYESORE 9001 Jan 2024 #23
Didn't like it either. debm55 Jan 2024 #27
OMG YES!!! That movie was so frickin' weird. The first scene was like 3 hours long. beaglelover Jan 2024 #85
The Godfather series. Niagara Jan 2024 #24
I like the first Godfather. The others are a good way to put you to sleep-----boring. debm55 Jan 2024 #30
Home Alone, Reality Bites, Gone with the Wind underpants Jan 2024 #28
Home Alone--boring. Scarlett and GWTW--boring and long. A long boring is terrible. debm55 Jan 2024 #34
I forgot Pearl Harbor underpants Jan 2024 #41
Great Post! Thank you. debm55 Jan 2024 #48
Gangs of New York Arne Jan 2024 #29
Agree. I feel asleep in the theater. debm55 Jan 2024 #36
I love Ernest Borgnine! JoseBalow Jan 2024 #67
Kurt Russel Arne Jan 2024 #68
and Adrienne Barbeau JoseBalow Jan 2024 #86
hoot hoot Arne Jan 2024 #88
This should have been a stinker but it was a hoot. Srkdqltr Jan 2024 #125
I liked it too! JoseBalow Jan 2024 #132
I walked out on The Last Emperor bucolic_frolic Jan 2024 #31
I liked the first half, hated the second half. debm55 Jan 2024 #37
The Cell (2000) Polybius Jan 2024 #33
I hope you have a better experience. Doubt if you will--once a stinker always a stinker. debm55 Jan 2024 #39
Eyes wide shut was the worst dreck I have ever jimfields33 Jan 2024 #38
Eyes wide shot was horrible. Would have left but my friend was Tom Cruise groupie. I also didn't like Top Gun. Flight debm55 Jan 2024 #42
Agreed, awful Lemonwurst Jan 2024 #116
For what it is worth, Warner Brothers edited the film before it was released to get an R rating emulatorloo Jan 2024 #154
Not even sure if this is the right name. I think it was "Almost Famous" rurallib Jan 2024 #45
Sorry about that. debm55 Jan 2024 #49
That wasn't Almost Famous. Dulcinea Jan 2024 #76
Thanks - whatever it was I almost immediately wiped it from my memory rurallib Jan 2024 #79
I liked that one, too. Nt spooky3 Jan 2024 #151
one of my fave boring movies ,dark star. AllaN01Bear Jan 2024 #46
Thank you AllaN01Bear. Some movies--you have to wonder why they were made? debm55 Jan 2024 #50
The Office.. Permanut Jan 2024 #47
Totally agree, Same with CSI--the original. Stop watching when the main actor left. debm55 Jan 2024 #54
The French Lieutenant's Woman Ferrets are Cool Jan 2024 #51
I remember one I watched a few years ago called Under the Skin. I never figured out what it was doc03 Jan 2024 #52
"A streetcar named "Desire" n/t gay texan Jan 2024 #53
Wow. I would have lost money on that bet that ANYONE was bored with The Matrix. Ferrets are Cool Jan 2024 #55
Solid movie start to finish, smart, suspenseful, revolutionary for its time but still holds up well. I'm with you. nt Shermann Jan 2024 #62
Well, I hated it. and left. It was almost like one continuous scene over and over. debm55 Jan 2024 #97
Twin Peaks PJMcK Jan 2024 #57
Most sequels suck. debm55 Jan 2024 #98
The English Patient comes to mind right away ailsagirl Jan 2024 #58
It never ever fails to make a list like this one, here at DU. Paladin Jan 2024 #96
ailsagirl ........... Upthevibe Jan 2024 #131
That is pretty funny!! ailsagirl Jan 2024 #136
I loved that scene dflprincess Jan 2024 #152
Howard the Duck. cloudbase Jan 2024 #61
Lucky you. That movie stunk. debm55 Jan 2024 #99
NCIS Digital. SarahD Jan 2024 #63
Titanic Deep State Witch Jan 2024 #64
Special Effects great. Acting was terrible. debm55 Jan 2024 #100
I watched 15 minutes of "Friends" when it first came on get the red out Jan 2024 #66
Same here. Permanut Jan 2024 #80
Same here. debm55 Jan 2024 #101
That Cold Day in the Park. hedda_foil Jan 2024 #69
I don't think I ever heard of it. Must of been bad. debm55 Jan 2024 #102
Terrible in a nonsensical art-fliky, plotless way. hedda_foil Jan 2024 #130
Thank you, I know what you mean. debm55 Jan 2024 #134
Most police/prosecutor procedurals. RockRaven Jan 2024 #73
I tend to like them. I watch the Law and Order marathons on Sundays. and liked the original CSI debm55 Jan 2024 #103
Part of 2001 A Space Odessy on a second watch close to 50 yrs later!.. electric_blue68 Jan 2024 #77
Thank you for sharing. debm55 Jan 2024 #104
Agreed, though I waited too long to see it Lemonwurst Jan 2024 #119
"Forty Carats"--the only movie I actually walked out of. tblue37 Jan 2024 #78
Thanks tblue37 debm55 Jan 2024 #106
I fell asleep during The Sting. I was on a date, too. Polly Hennessey Jan 2024 #81
My first date with this guy was to see The Sting. Movie was great, guy was boring. debm55 Jan 2024 #107
Lord of the Rings Trilogy beaglelover Jan 2024 #84
I liked it the first time I saw it. Would I see it again, no. debm55 Jan 2024 #108
Bad Boys II The only movie I ever walked out on at the theater. HoosierDebbie Jan 2024 #87
My way of thinking-sequels always stink. Second, Top Gun-Maverick stinks and Tom Cruise is a wooden actor. and The Big debm55 Jan 2024 #110
The Age of Innocence. Directed by Martin Scorcese, starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Pfieffer, and Winona Ryder. Mister Ed Jan 2024 #89
Agree with you, the actors are great, the film -boring. debm55 Jan 2024 #111
Deadpool. Lunabell Jan 2024 #90
HAHAHAHAHHAAH Love it. May I borrow? debm55 Jan 2024 #112
My gift. Lunabell Jan 2024 #139
This thread makes me sad JoseBalow Jan 2024 #92
JoseBalow, why don.t you like what I like. Anything with Tom Cruise in it. stinks, the Matrix is BORING. debm55 Jan 2024 #113
Oh I didnt mean you specifically JoseBalow Jan 2024 #122
I know JoseBalow. I watched half of the Matrix and walked out debm55 Jan 2024 #140
Escape from LA Xolodno Jan 2024 #94
Great, a bad movie marathon. Was anyone awake during it. debm55 Jan 2024 #114
I think that depended on.... Xolodno Jan 2024 #126
Wonder woman. Just awful. I wanted to like it. Srkdqltr Jan 2024 #95
True, I wanted to like it, just couldn't. debm55 Jan 2024 #115
"Gerry" 🥱😴 Lefta Dissenter Jan 2024 #105
Used to really like Matt Damon, but he has been doing some real stinkers. Casey Affleck, I'll leave my opinions to debm55 Jan 2024 #117
Final Justice. Different Drummer Jan 2024 #109
Did you fall asleep? debm55 Jan 2024 #118
I should have. Different Drummer Jan 2024 #120
I can't remember BOSSHOG Jan 2024 #121
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH debm55 Jan 2024 #147
Cave of Forgotten Dreams sakabatou Jan 2024 #123
That bad, oh my. debm55 Jan 2024 #148
I mean, yeah, the cave paintings are great, but by god the movie is boring sakabatou Jan 2024 #149
Brazil Zambero Jan 2024 #124
Was it an art film? debm55 Jan 2024 #150
I can't say for sure Zambero Jan 2024 #167
Hahaha-funny debm55 Jan 2024 #168
Ad Astra... yourout Jan 2024 #127
Was it a Movie or streaming? debm55 Jan 2024 #174
Some Eddy Murphy "comedy" with farts every couple minutes captain queeg Jan 2024 #128
Did they give your money back? debm55 Jan 2024 #133
We didn't ask, the wife was in a huff. Apparently many in the audience thought is was funny. captain queeg Jan 2024 #137
Sad that is how he gets his laughs, What talent does that take. debm55 Jan 2024 #141
He is talented but he sure has been in some real stinkers. captain queeg Jan 2024 #145
Yes, I really liked the donkey in Shrek, He did a very funny character without the farts, debm55 Jan 2024 #146
Dude Where's My Car? Haggard Celine Jan 2024 #129
That' a bummer. debm55 Jan 2024 #135
"Interiors" LudwigPastorius Jan 2024 #138
Did you stay or walk out? debm55 Jan 2024 #142
It was a rental, and I watched it to the bitter end. LudwigPastorius Jan 2024 #161
Tree of Life with Brad Pitt mentalsolstice Jan 2024 #143
Agree, with you 100% debm55 Jan 2024 #144
As a boy, Lion in Winter ..nt Jarqui Jan 2024 #153
I have seen it as a college student and loved the acting. Maybe another chance? debm55 Jan 2024 #157
Dunno why, but never really connected with the Harry Potter movies. emulatorloo Jan 2024 #155
Read the books to my son. Husband and son went to see movie. I remember the hype and didn't get it either. debm55 Jan 2024 #156
The Deer Hunter. Jeebo Jan 2024 #159
I agree with your views. I do have to tell you that scene at the beginning the wedding was filmed down the street from debm55 Jan 2024 #175
Sunset Boulevard TlalocW Jan 2024 #160
It's a classic BUT... ailsagirl Jan 2024 #162
I enjoyed both "Sunset Boulevard" and "Citizen Kane" as a kid nuxvomica Jan 2024 #165
Jurassic Park GuppyGal Jan 2024 #163
Agree debm55 Jan 2024 #169
Is a ballet comment okay in this post? EverHopeful Jan 2024 #164
That's fine, You're honest, Hope you get your tickets swapped. They do that here too/ Two things you want to see and debm55 Jan 2024 #170
Any Netflix series written/directed by Mike Flanagan nuxvomica Jan 2024 #166
Thank you. I will remember that debm55 Jan 2024 #171
I enjoyed the book by Shirley Jackson-- I'm unfamiliar with the miniseries ailsagirl Jan 2024 #172
I will check Netflix out. TY. debm55 Jan 2024 #173
It doesn't seem to be on Netflix, but I could be wrong ailsagirl Jan 2024 #176

Dulcinea

(10,087 posts)
1. I hated The Matrix too.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:10 PM
Jan 2024

It bored me to death. My friend loved it, so I couldn't leave. Ugh. That was 2 1/2 hr I'll never get back.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
2. I took my son and his friends to see it so I was in the same position. They were about 15. I remember the scene --they
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:16 PM
Jan 2024

fighting on the top of a train. I felt and it went on and on. I left. walked next door and got a hot chocolate, drank it and walked back to the theater. OMG they were still fighting on the train part.

Prairie_Seagull

(4,688 posts)
3. That's it, you are off the xmas list.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:18 PM
Jan 2024

As you may remember, I named by dog NEO.

I don't have an answer yet to your inquiry. Still thinking.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
5. We have different tastes--what can I say?
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:22 PM
Jan 2024
And you have to admit that scene went on forever.

Prairie_Seagull

(4,688 posts)
91. Hopefully a middle name.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 07:16 PM
Jan 2024

Better yet a nick name. That would be something that may get unintentional chuckle at 60 yo.

CanonRay

(16,171 posts)
7. Also, The Last House on the Left
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:24 PM
Jan 2024

The only movie I ever walked out on. I found the gratuitous violence offensive.

ailsagirl

(24,287 posts)
60. Offensive-- yes, boring-- no
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:31 PM
Jan 2024

Last edited Sun Jan 14, 2024, 09:14 PM - Edit history (1)

It was absolutely sickening. We walked out after 10 minutes.

This was Wes Craven's directorial debut. I'm amazed he got anyone to finance his subsequent movies.

FYI, Last House on the Left was refused a certificate for cinema release by the British Board of Film Censors in 1974, due to scenes of explicit and sadistic sexual violence and humiliation.

mucifer

(25,667 posts)
9. Lord of the Rings. That movie just wouldn't end. I kept thinking "ok now it's gonna end" but noooo something
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 02:34 PM
Jan 2024

else would happen. Felt like a 12 hour movie.

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,897 posts)
11. One of my favotite film trilogies
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:01 PM
Jan 2024

If you have read tbe series of books, there would be a greater understanding as to why this trilogy is a classic.

Peter Jackson did an outstanding job undertaking the Tolkien books to film. Condensing as much as he could into script form, the costuming, sets, visual effects, was amazing.

I had the pleasure to meet one of the artists from New Zealand, a Prothstetic Designer, whose work on the Orcs and Uruk hai was visible. Norman Cates was a Guest of Honor at CONvergence in 2018. We had breakfast together and chatted for an hour.

I realize these films are not for everyone, as they are richly detailed. They are amazing in every respect for those of us who love Sci-fi and Fantasy.

leftieNanner

(16,159 posts)
14. I loved LOTR books and the films
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:05 PM
Jan 2024

Hated what they did with The Hobbit. Too much gratuitous violence and making three movies out of the one book was just a money grab. Only saw the first one and left before the end.

ProudMNDemocrat

(20,897 posts)
25. I read The Hobbit series as well.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:14 PM
Jan 2024

It took was a detailed adventure thst took 3 films to tell, especially how Sarumon was a good wizard, until he was not.

The LoTR series was far better.

leftieNanner

(16,159 posts)
26. The Hobbit is just one book
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:19 PM
Jan 2024

They invented the white orc in the films that is not in the book.

RockRaven

(19,365 posts)
70. Azog (the white orc) is in the book, and isn't an invention, strictly speaking.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 05:29 PM
Jan 2024

It's very brief, but Gandalf mentions Azog while speaking to Thorin in the first chapter, and Thorin responds by cursing his name.

However, the fact that he appears in regards to the main plot/action is contrary to the book. That much is true. By the chronology established by Tolkien's writings, Azog has been dead for decades by the time of The Hobbit -- he was killed in the same battle where a younger Thorin earned the nickname Oakenshield.

Xolodno

(7,349 posts)
93. The Hobbit movie is a classic example of studio's fucking things up.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 08:08 PM
Jan 2024

...Peter Jackson initially said "No" as they wanted to do another trilogy (and he thought the most you could do was two, a third would mean getting more into a prequel for LOTR) and wanted to use CGI mostly to cut costs, there was basically no pre-production, so he walked away. Then they got Guillermo Del Toro to do it....then he left.

They got Peter Jackson by giving into some of his demands, but the clock was already ticking. The script wasn't finished, no storyboards for a number of scenes, etc. He even stated there were times he would just make things up on the fly (tell the actors to take an extra long lunch so he could figure what to do next). There are pictures of him on the set and he just looked exhausted and defeated.

In the end, even he said he hated the movie. I think if he was on it from day one and the studios just let him do what he wanted like they did before, would have gotten something much better.

Shermann

(9,062 posts)
59. Agreed
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:30 PM
Jan 2024

I saw the Fellowship of the Ring cold in the theater. I enjoyed it but felt like I was missing something. I binge read all six books and they were a great read (I had read the Hobbit previously and had some familiarity with Middle Earth). Then I watched The Two Towers and The Return of the King and it was a totally different experience, it really clicked for me.

Then I got the extended editions when they came out and watched the whole thing again.

underpants

(196,493 posts)
32. I saw one of them with my brother - huge LOTR fan
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:28 PM
Jan 2024

Small local theater. I never finished reading the books and when I saw the walking talking trees I remembered why. Put the book down right then.

Ferrets are Cool

(22,956 posts)
56. Well, there is NOT a Lord of the Rings movie. But, if you mean Fellowship of the Ring, that is my #1 all time favorite
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:27 PM
Jan 2024

movie.

Bayard

(29,680 posts)
12. The stupidest and most boring movie I've ever seen,
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:02 PM
Jan 2024

"The Blair Witch Project." I'd have been really pissed if I'd seen even the part I did watch in a theater. Big hysterical snipe hunt!

debm55

(60,604 posts)
15. I passed on that one. Glad I did because the reviews and regular people talk were not that great.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:05 PM
Jan 2024

chouchou

(3,142 posts)
158. The best part was toward the end, when they suspected the danger/witches were outside waiting for them....
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 12:24 AM
Jan 2024

...and the guy said: "It's been a long day and we're tired: Let's go to sleep"....and they did.
Brilliant strategy!

electric_blue68

(26,856 posts)
75. Omg. :D Friends and I were at dinner and two of them were making fun of it...
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 05:44 PM
Jan 2024

One - she took tooth picks and stuck them in her mash potatoes to imitate that stick ?thing, or symbol.

I happened to be under some serious stress that was physically tensing me up. But we were laughing sooo hard that it was the first thing that relaxed me some!

Thanks for the memory. 😄👍

rsdsharp

(12,002 posts)
16. The two I came closest to walking out on were
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:05 PM
Jan 2024

Clash of the Titans

Thin Red Line.

I found both to be crushingly boring.

rsdsharp

(12,002 posts)
40. Pretty good book, too.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:35 PM
Jan 2024

From Here to Eternity is a classic movie from the first of the James Jones trilogy;, The Thin Red Line, not so much.

Coventina

(29,730 posts)
71. Which Clash of the Titans?
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 05:32 PM
Jan 2024

I adored the 80s one.

I must have gone to the theatre to watch it at least once a week.
Matinees were $.25!!!

That was a glorious summer!!

Walleye

(44,798 posts)
18. I got tired of NCIS about five seasons in
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:08 PM
Jan 2024

And I saw 2001 a space Odyssey when it first came out in the theater, but I must’ve been on the wrong drugs or something, because I kept nodding off, and jerking awake at the crescendo in the soundtrack. Pretty cool though.

beaglelover

(4,466 posts)
85. OMG YES!!! That movie was so frickin' weird. The first scene was like 3 hours long.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 06:33 PM
Jan 2024

When the planet finally crashed into the earth I was like, thank god it's over!

Niagara

(11,850 posts)
24. The Godfather series.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:13 PM
Jan 2024

I had attempted so many times to watch the first movie and I ended up falling asleep each time.


I changed my routine during the pandemic and tuned in to watch it early in the day and I finally made it through without sawing logs.

Eventually I was able to watch the rest of the Godfather series.


The other movie that I fell asleep during watching was The Samurai with Tom Cruise.
I have never attempted to try again.





debm55

(60,604 posts)
30. I like the first Godfather. The others are a good way to put you to sleep-----boring.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:27 PM
Jan 2024

underpants

(196,493 posts)
28. Home Alone, Reality Bites, Gone with the Wind
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:26 PM
Jan 2024

Nothing happens in Home Alone until the last 20 minutes or so.

I just hated Reality Bites.

Scarlett. Ugh.

underpants

(196,493 posts)
41. I forgot Pearl Harbor
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:35 PM
Jan 2024

At one point I think I started rooting for the Japanese.

The stuttering character. As the movie continued to get worse I thought - no, they aren’t going to have HIM be the one that runs in to alert everyone. Yep. They did.

Packed theater too. Best seats we could find together were in the 5th row or so. You try staring up Aykroyd’s nose for over an hour.

I thought it was over and then they started planning Doolittles Raid. I made noises that caused people to turn around. According to my wife, the couple in front of us stunk of weed AND Patchouli oil.

Arne

(3,609 posts)
29. Gangs of New York
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:27 PM
Jan 2024

incredibly vile and crude movie.

However I liked Escape from New York.

Srkdqltr

(9,759 posts)
125. This should have been a stinker but it was a hoot.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 11:17 PM
Jan 2024

Russel's Big Trouble in Little China was the same. Should not have been good but it was.

JoseBalow

(9,487 posts)
132. I liked it too!
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 12:37 AM
Jan 2024

The idea of walling off Manhattan for a penal colony is great, and I always thought the glider on top of the WTC was a nice touch.

I didn't care much for Escape From L.A. though

But Death Proof was pretty good, when it really shouldn't have been

bucolic_frolic

(55,132 posts)
31. I walked out on The Last Emperor
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:28 PM
Jan 2024

My attention span is about 1.2 hours, and I need some action.

Polybius

(21,900 posts)
33. The Cell (2000)
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:29 PM
Jan 2024

We almost walked out of the movie theater. Maybe I'll give it another chance.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
39. I hope you have a better experience. Doubt if you will--once a stinker always a stinker.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:34 PM
Jan 2024
 

jimfields33

(19,382 posts)
38. Eyes wide shut was the worst dreck I have ever
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:33 PM
Jan 2024

seen. I stupidly went to the theater. It sucked!!!!!!
Requiem for a Dream was just as bad.

Two horrid movies I unfortunately saw.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
42. Eyes wide shot was horrible. Would have left but my friend was Tom Cruise groupie. I also didn't like Top Gun. Flight
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:37 PM
Jan 2024

scenes I loved. Acting and writing==terrible.

Lemonwurst

(327 posts)
116. Agreed, awful
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:38 PM
Jan 2024

I barely remember it, but I do remember being surprised that it ended abruptly with no resolution to whatever plot I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt.

Hard to believe this was a Stanley Kubrick production. I just don’t get it, but I guess anyone at that level can fool themselves into thinking they can make hay out of horseshit.

emulatorloo

(46,155 posts)
154. For what it is worth, Warner Brothers edited the film before it was released to get an R rating
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 10:54 PM
Jan 2024

I had the same reaction you did. But after I learned that it wasn’t Kubrick’s final cut, I wondered if that was the problem.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes_Wide_Shut

Kubrick died of a heart attack six days after showing the final cut of Eyes Wide Shut to Warner Bros., making it the final film he directed. He reportedly considered it his "greatest contribution to the art of cinema". In order to ensure a theatrical R rating in the United States, Warner Bros. digitally altered several sexually explicit scenes during post-production. This version was premiered on July 13, 1999, before being released on July 16, to generally positive reviews from critics.[4] Box office receipts for the film worldwide were about $162 million, making it Kubrick's highest-grossing film. The uncut version has since been released in DVD, HD DVD and Blu-ray Disc formats. Eyes Wide Shut has been included in several lists of the greatest films of the 1990s.

rurallib

(64,688 posts)
45. Not even sure if this is the right name. I think it was "Almost Famous"
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:42 PM
Jan 2024

It had Chris Farley and David Spade, as I recall.

Took my daughter on a campus visit and we went too this movie. About 45 minutes into it we walked out into a massive thunderstorm.

Dulcinea

(10,087 posts)
76. That wasn't Almost Famous.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 05:59 PM
Jan 2024

Almost Famous is a great movie that had Billy Crudup & Kate Hudson, about a rock band.

AllaN01Bear

(29,486 posts)
46. one of my fave boring movies ,dark star.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:42 PM
Jan 2024

most stupid tv series was the star lost. in my market they rebranded it as earth ark.
the best part of dark star was dolittle arguing with a planetoic bomb to keep it from going off whilst attached to the ship..
https://www.cinemah.com/altri/war/carpent.htm hey bomb, let there be light.

Permanut

(8,390 posts)
47. The Office..
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 03:45 PM
Jan 2024

Great series, but when Steve Carell left, the synergy among the remaining characters just kind of evaporated.

Ferrets are Cool

(22,956 posts)
51. The French Lieutenant's Woman
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:23 PM
Jan 2024

I didn't walk out, but I couldn't tell you ONE thing about it now. Oh, I saw it in the theaters when it first came out in '81.

doc03

(39,086 posts)
52. I remember one I watched a few years ago called Under the Skin. I never figured out what it was
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:23 PM
Jan 2024

about.

Shermann

(9,062 posts)
62. Solid movie start to finish, smart, suspenseful, revolutionary for its time but still holds up well. I'm with you. nt
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:33 PM
Jan 2024
 

Paladin

(32,354 posts)
96. It never ever fails to make a list like this one, here at DU.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 08:22 PM
Jan 2024

I thought it was great. And the novel on which it was based is even better.

Upthevibe

(10,180 posts)
131. ailsagirl ...........
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 12:16 AM
Jan 2024

I actually liked The English Patient but it's because I liked the love story and chemistry between Ralph Fiennes and Kristen Scott Thomas - I had a super crush on Ralph Fiennes.

Having said that, whenever I think of The English Patiet, this is what comes to mind:



ailsagirl

(24,287 posts)
136. That is pretty funny!!
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 01:02 AM
Jan 2024

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I had heard so much about it that I fully expected to love it-- but I didn't.
Plus the theater got the times wrong-- it advertised it as being 90 min long, so I knew it would end soon, but when I found it was actually 2 hrs and 40 minutes, I panicked. Not really, but there was a man sitting to my left who pretty much took up the whole space between us-- so there was that. A thoroughly unpleasant experience. BTW, I hated Clockwork Orange, too.

dflprincess

(29,341 posts)
152. I loved that scene
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 10:46 PM
Jan 2024

mostly because it's the same reaction my friend & I had to the movie only we behaved better.

cloudbase

(6,270 posts)
61. Howard the Duck.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:32 PM
Jan 2024

I got the double whammy. Japan Airlines showed it on my flight from Chicago to Tokyo, then again the next day on my flight to Singapore.

 

SarahD

(1,732 posts)
63. NCIS Digital.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:38 PM
Jan 2024

Or whatever they call it. I am just the wrong generation to get excited about coding.

get the red out

(14,031 posts)
66. I watched 15 minutes of "Friends" when it first came on
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 04:54 PM
Jan 2024

Gagged a bit, then changed the channel. Never watched a minute of it again.

hedda_foil

(16,985 posts)
69. That Cold Day in the Park.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 05:11 PM
Jan 2024

It came out in 1969, so I guess that's how long it's been since the most utterly, mind-numbingly boring film I've ever seen.

RockRaven

(19,365 posts)
73. Most police/prosecutor procedurals.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 05:35 PM
Jan 2024

Especially the Law and Order, NCIS, and CSI spinoffs.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
103. I tend to like them. I watch the Law and Order marathons on Sundays. and liked the original CSI
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:12 PM
Jan 2024

electric_blue68

(26,856 posts)
77. Part of 2001 A Space Odessy on a second watch close to 50 yrs later!..
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 06:06 PM
Jan 2024

A funny back story

The movie theater still standing, hut used as a events place, community space, and concert hall. A rare movie.. .
It's the old last ultra fancy (a wild, perhaps over done Moorish style) movie theater in Manhattan. 2001 was the last film shown there in ?68.
I was mostly amazed by it.
Theater turn into a house of worship for most of the next 50 yrs.
.
Fast Forward... They're showing 2001 on a special tour with Keir Dullea, and interviewer for a post-movie session.
Well...
I thought I was going to "pass out" from boredom after about 5 mins or less each time they did a major switch in the Apes's story except the very last scene. It was almost physically painful!
Omg! 😄😄😄😴😴😴😴😴
Then the rest was better! 👍


Lemonwurst

(327 posts)
119. Agreed, though I waited too long to see it
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:45 PM
Jan 2024

Despite all the hoopla, by the time I first saw 2001: A Space Odyssey there had already been far more impressive futuristic movies made, and “Hal” just seemed trite and disconnected from the evolution of cinematic imaginings of scary computer intelligence.

Never made it through, and never regretted it.

Polly Hennessey

(8,832 posts)
81. I fell asleep during The Sting. I was on a date, too.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 06:13 PM
Jan 2024

All I remember is a bunch of guys playing pool. By the way, it didn’t hurt my relationship. I married my date. 🥰

HoosierDebbie

(450 posts)
87. Bad Boys II The only movie I ever walked out on at the theater.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 06:48 PM
Jan 2024

I enjoyed the first Bad Boys so I thought I would like the second one. I'm glad I went by myself so I could easily leave. I was totally offended when the main characters were in a morgue and women in the morgue were nude. They were excited by dead women's boobs!

Top Gun II . I was at home, but I think I only watched about 10 minutes. Way too much testosterone! I originally liked the first one, but upon partially re-watching it, I came to the same conclusion about it.

The Big Lebowski. I watched it once long ago. I didn't get it. I watched it the other night to see if I could figure out the cult following. I still don't get it. The Dude wasn't so bad, but John Goodman drove me nuts! How could somebody shout and get angry so much? How could anybody choose to be around him, especially Donny!

debm55

(60,604 posts)
110. My way of thinking-sequels always stink. Second, Top Gun-Maverick stinks and Tom Cruise is a wooden actor. and The Big
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:27 PM
Jan 2024

Lebowski, I watched at home , so I didn't have to walk out.

Mister Ed

(6,927 posts)
89. The Age of Innocence. Directed by Martin Scorcese, starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Michelle Pfieffer, and Winona Ryder.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 06:57 PM
Jan 2024

With that roster, you'd think it would have been a terrific movie. But all the way through it, I had to stifle the urge to shout out in the theater, "Good God this is boring!"

 

Lunabell

(7,309 posts)
90. Deadpool.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 07:06 PM
Jan 2024

We watched an hour of it and concluded that if we finished it, that would be two hours of our lives we'd never get back instead of one.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
113. JoseBalow, why don.t you like what I like. Anything with Tom Cruise in it. stinks, the Matrix is BORING.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:34 PM
Jan 2024

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JoseBalow

(9,487 posts)
122. Oh I didnt mean you specifically
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:58 PM
Jan 2024

I meant most everyone else in general in this thread LOL! I see so many movies mentioned that I liked. To each their own!

I actually like most Tom Cruise movies, especially Eyes Wide Shut (I just love Kubrick), but not a big fan of his Mission Impossible franchise. And I only watched the first Matrix, I was mostly unimpressed.

The only time I can remember ever falling asleep in a theater was during TRON.

Xolodno

(7,349 posts)
94. Escape from LA
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 08:15 PM
Jan 2024

Only thing that kept me from sleeping was my constant rolling eyes.

I fell asleep on Battlefield Earth when a friend had a "bad movie marathon" party, first time I saw it...well, some of it.

Srkdqltr

(9,759 posts)
95. Wonder woman. Just awful. I wanted to like it.
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 08:18 PM
Jan 2024

Female super hero and all. I liked Laura Kroft way better.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
117. Used to really like Matt Damon, but he has been doing some real stinkers. Casey Affleck, I'll leave my opinions to
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 10:42 PM
Jan 2024

myself.

captain queeg

(11,780 posts)
128. Some Eddy Murphy "comedy" with farts every couple minutes
Fri Jan 12, 2024, 11:38 PM
Jan 2024

About 10-15 minutes in my wife said “one more fart scene and we’re leaving”. Didn’t make it 5 more minutes.

captain queeg

(11,780 posts)
137. We didn't ask, the wife was in a huff. Apparently many in the audience thought is was funny.
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 01:14 AM
Jan 2024

captain queeg

(11,780 posts)
145. He is talented but he sure has been in some real stinkers.
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 05:00 PM
Jan 2024

He does the donkey for Shrek. I think he does a great job.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
146. Yes, I really liked the donkey in Shrek, He did a very funny character without the farts,
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 10:32 PM
Jan 2024

Haggard Celine

(17,821 posts)
129. Dude Where's My Car?
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 12:11 AM
Jan 2024

I was with a friend and we both sat through the whole thing. We were waiting for something to happen, and it never did.

LudwigPastorius

(14,723 posts)
138. "Interiors"
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 02:27 AM
Jan 2024

Woody Allen trying to be Ingmar Bergman.

Despite the stellar cast, it's just an hour and a half of people looking into the distance and being depressed.

LudwigPastorius

(14,723 posts)
161. It was a rental, and I watched it to the bitter end.
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 12:45 AM
Jan 2024

On the upside, when I hit the sack afterwards, I went out like a light.

mentalsolstice

(4,654 posts)
143. Tree of Life with Brad Pitt
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 12:12 PM
Jan 2024

I walked out, got a coffee and waited in the lobby.

I enjoyed the first Top Gun because I was an Anthony Edwards fan. The second one I couldn’t walk out on because we watched at home. I was so distracted by Tom Cruise’s jet black hair, I mean c’mon he’s supposed to be like 30 years older. I liked him in his earliest movies (Risky Business was a hoot), but when he started with that CS crap he became unbearable onscreen and off.

emulatorloo

(46,155 posts)
155. Dunno why, but never really connected with the Harry Potter movies.
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 10:56 PM
Jan 2024

Didn’t get the hype, but I am a weirdo lol.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
156. Read the books to my son. Husband and son went to see movie. I remember the hype and didn't get it either.
Sat Jan 13, 2024, 11:13 PM
Jan 2024

Jeebo

(2,560 posts)
159. The Deer Hunter.
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 12:25 AM
Jan 2024

That movie is, in my humble opinion, the WORST Best Picture winner of all time. I saw it in the movie theater when it was a first-run. When was that? It must have been 1979 or 1980. The whole first half-hour of the movie was just a bunch of godawful NOISE, not exactly something that would get me into a receptive mood to watch a good movie. And then, the rest of the movie was grim, brutal, ugly, offensive. I didn't walk out on it, but that is the only time I ever saw it, and I will NEVER watch it again. Yuck.

Some of the other movies in this thread are boring just because they're bad movies. But there are some that are supposed to be good, and those are the ones that I think this thread is supposed to be about. There are too many of them for me to be willing to spend that much time commenting on them, but I would like to comment on a couple.

Somebody mentioned 2001: A Space Odyssey. I think that is one of the best science fiction movies ever made. I think it should have won Best Picture, in fact. There's a depth and profundity and intelligence behind that movie that gets overlooked by many. Overlooked, unnoticed, unappreciated. Or simply ignored. I have heard the criticism that all of that stuff that happens at the end of the movie is just too bewildering and incomprehensible. But I think that is one of the important points of the movie. If we humans encountered an extraterrestrial intelligence that was THAT far ahead of us, wouldn't we find them bewildering and incomprehensible? Do our dogs and cats understand us and our behavior? Actually, they probably understand us better than we would understand an extraterrestrial intelligence like the one in that movie. Did you notice those shots during that sequence of David Bowman slowly going mad? The man's mind was being seriously blown. I think 2001 is a GREAT movie. It's one of those movies that I can't NOT watch when it comes on the cable movie channels. And it NEVER bores me.

The Lord of the Rings movies. I kept hearing about J.R.R. Tolkien's novels when I was a kid in the 1960s, and I was looking for some more science fiction to read, so I tried those. I couldn't even get a third of the way through the first one. I did manage to get through The Hobbit, but it was a slog. That was when I discovered the difference between science fiction and fantasy. I love science fiction, but I don't care much for fantasy. There has to be some connection there with reality. That connection is there with science fiction. Well, good science fiction, anyway, which is about how real people in the real world would behave when interacting with fantastical events. But I don't see that connection in fantasy. I have to be able to suspend my disbelief, and I just cannot do that with fantasy. That's why the Lord of the Rings trilogy does nothing for me, neither the novels nor the movies.

I saw The Matrix once. Actually, less than once, because I couldn't get all the way through it. I can't even describe why it didn't do anything for me, it just didn't. Maybe I should give it another chance.

-- Ron

debm55

(60,604 posts)
175. I agree with your views. I do have to tell you that scene at the beginning the wedding was filmed down the street from
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 11:41 PM
Jan 2024

our home. I saw it when it came out==depressing movie. I saw it once. when it came out and will never see it again. When we bought our home in 1983 m the realtor drove us around and pointed out the steep street where Pacino was running nude. I did not like.the film' Thank you for posting your very thought views.

TlalocW

(15,675 posts)
160. Sunset Boulevard
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 12:29 AM
Jan 2024

I took Theater Appreciation as a throwaway elective in college. One lecture class about themes; one nigh class where we watch the movie, and then write a paragraph about it. Get your A.

Maybe it was my being young or whatever (though I do like old movies) but that and Citizen Kane just made me grind my teeth.

For a treat, the professor showed us Rocky Horror and invited his theater friends to help give us the Rocky experience, but they went overboard. They literally ripped the toilet dispenser off the wall in the bathroom to get the rolls. They brought eggs and would throw them at people entering and exiting the room to use the bathroom, and they hit a guy sitting next to the door who flipped his desk over and stormed out. One of my Spanish professors showed up to talk to the theater teacher about something, and I did yell, "Siéntate, pedenjo (sit down, asshole)!" at him. The next class, he apologized to everyone and said if it was any consolation, he spent a couple hours cleaning up the classroom after his friends abandoned him.

nuxvomica

(14,092 posts)
165. I enjoyed both "Sunset Boulevard" and "Citizen Kane" as a kid
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 06:50 AM
Jan 2024

Because I thought they were horror movies. Try that mindset and you'll appreciate them. They are still among my favorite movies.

EverHopeful

(693 posts)
164. Is a ballet comment okay in this post?
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 05:02 AM
Jan 2024

I hope so because I feel fine leaving a movie or switching off a TV show but walking out on a ballet would upset too many people.

The first time I was subjected to Romeo and Juliette, I didn't know if it was too long or it just seemed like it because every time I woke up, it still wasn't over.

I agreed to endure it again to give it an honest, fully-awake, chance.

It's shown up in our subscription again this year and I will be first in line on the first day of ticket swap because I will NEVER put myself through it again.

debm55

(60,604 posts)
170. That's fine, You're honest, Hope you get your tickets swapped. They do that here too/ Two things you want to see and
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 11:23 AM
Jan 2024

then a performance that is long and boring. That is why we stopped our performance subscription, Also no ticket swaps.

nuxvomica

(14,092 posts)
166. Any Netflix series written/directed by Mike Flanagan
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 07:13 AM
Jan 2024

Including, The Haunting of Hill House, The Haunting of Bly Manor, and Midnght Mass. They are supposed to be scary but they are basically just over-padded yawn fests where people sit around talking about their problems at length. The dialogue is tiresome and woolly, the plots, strained, and the characters all talk in the same voice. Oddly enough, I enjoyed his movie Doctor Sleep, but that was probably because of Stephen King's writing and Ewan McGregor's acting.

ailsagirl

(24,287 posts)
172. I enjoyed the book by Shirley Jackson-- I'm unfamiliar with the miniseries
Sun Jan 14, 2024, 09:22 PM
Jan 2024

The film I saw (The Haunting) had its share of chilling moments-- especially when the two women are in a bedroom asleep and they awaken because there's something trying to get in (doorknob slowly turning, banging on door, etc.)

The Haunting was made in 1963 and was in black & white, which I prefer. Definitely worth watching.

ailsagirl

(24,287 posts)
176. It doesn't seem to be on Netflix, but I could be wrong
Mon Jan 15, 2024, 01:54 AM
Jan 2024

Here's a link to the movie, The Haunting. You can watch the trailer, etc. there

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129/

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