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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat is the most boring movie you have seen or a series that you couldn't watch anymore. Mine was the Matrix. I left.
Dulcinea
(10,087 posts)It bored me to death. My friend loved it, so I couldn't leave. Ugh. That was 2 1/2 hr I'll never get back.
debm55
(60,604 posts)fighting on the top of a train. I felt and it went on and on. I left. walked next door and got a hot chocolate, drank it and walked back to the theater. OMG they were still fighting on the train part.
Prairie_Seagull
(4,688 posts)As you may remember, I named by dog NEO.
I don't have an answer yet to your inquiry. Still thinking.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Clash City Rocker
(3,546 posts)I kept my opinion of that to myself.
Prairie_Seagull
(4,688 posts)Better yet a nick name. That would be something that may get unintentional chuckle at 60 yo.
CanonRay
(16,171 posts)I fell asleep.
debm55
(60,604 posts)CanonRay
(16,171 posts)The only movie I ever walked out on. I found the gratuitous violence offensive.
debm55
(60,604 posts)ailsagirl
(24,287 posts)Last edited Sun Jan 14, 2024, 09:14 PM - Edit history (1)
It was absolutely sickening. We walked out after 10 minutes.
This was Wes Craven's directorial debut. I'm amazed he got anyone to finance his subsequent movies.
FYI, Last House on the Left was refused a certificate for cinema release by the British Board of Film Censors in 1974, due to scenes of explicit and sadistic sexual violence and humiliation.
mucifer
(25,667 posts)else would happen. Felt like a 12 hour movie.
debm55
(60,604 posts)ProudMNDemocrat
(20,897 posts)If you have read tbe series of books, there would be a greater understanding as to why this trilogy is a classic.
Peter Jackson did an outstanding job undertaking the Tolkien books to film. Condensing as much as he could into script form, the costuming, sets, visual effects, was amazing.
I had the pleasure to meet one of the artists from New Zealand, a Prothstetic Designer, whose work on the Orcs and Uruk hai was visible. Norman Cates was a Guest of Honor at CONvergence in 2018. We had breakfast together and chatted for an hour.
I realize these films are not for everyone, as they are richly detailed. They are amazing in every respect for those of us who love Sci-fi and Fantasy.
leftieNanner
(16,159 posts)Hated what they did with The Hobbit. Too much gratuitous violence and making three movies out of the one book was just a money grab. Only saw the first one and left before the end.
ProudMNDemocrat
(20,897 posts)It took was a detailed adventure thst took 3 films to tell, especially how Sarumon was a good wizard, until he was not.
The LoTR series was far better.
leftieNanner
(16,159 posts)They invented the white orc in the films that is not in the book.
RockRaven
(19,365 posts)It's very brief, but Gandalf mentions Azog while speaking to Thorin in the first chapter, and Thorin responds by cursing his name.
However, the fact that he appears in regards to the main plot/action is contrary to the book. That much is true. By the chronology established by Tolkien's writings, Azog has been dead for decades by the time of The Hobbit -- he was killed in the same battle where a younger Thorin earned the nickname Oakenshield.
leftieNanner
(16,159 posts)Once again, I bow to the brilliance of the DU family.
Xolodno
(7,349 posts)...Peter Jackson initially said "No" as they wanted to do another trilogy (and he thought the most you could do was two, a third would mean getting more into a prequel for LOTR) and wanted to use CGI mostly to cut costs, there was basically no pre-production, so he walked away. Then they got Guillermo Del Toro to do it....then he left.
They got Peter Jackson by giving into some of his demands, but the clock was already ticking. The script wasn't finished, no storyboards for a number of scenes, etc. He even stated there were times he would just make things up on the fly (tell the actors to take an extra long lunch so he could figure what to do next). There are pictures of him on the set and he just looked exhausted and defeated.
In the end, even he said he hated the movie. I think if he was on it from day one and the studios just let him do what he wanted like they did before, would have gotten something much better.
Shermann
(9,062 posts)I saw the Fellowship of the Ring cold in the theater. I enjoyed it but felt like I was missing something. I binge read all six books and they were a great read (I had read the Hobbit previously and had some familiarity with Middle Earth). Then I watched The Two Towers and The Return of the King and it was a totally different experience, it really clicked for me.
Then I got the extended editions when they came out and watched the whole thing again.
underpants
(196,493 posts)Small local theater. I never finished reading the books and when I saw the walking talking trees I remembered why. Put the book down right then.
Ferrets are Cool
(22,956 posts)movie.
electric_blue68
(26,856 posts)Bayard
(29,680 posts)"The Blair Witch Project." I'd have been really pissed if I'd seen even the part I did watch in a theater. Big hysterical snipe hunt!
debm55
(60,604 posts)chouchou
(3,142 posts)...and the guy said: "It's been a long day and we're tired: Let's go to sleep"....and they did.
Brilliant strategy!
rurallib
(64,688 posts)electric_blue68
(26,856 posts)One - she took tooth picks and stuck them in her mash potatoes to imitate that stick ?thing, or symbol.
I happened to be under some serious stress that was physically tensing me up. But we were laughing sooo hard that it was the first thing that relaxed me some!
Thanks for the memory. 😄👍
Emile
(42,284 posts)debm55
(60,604 posts)Emile
(42,284 posts)Chariots of Fire sucked
AllaN01Bear
(29,486 posts)rsdsharp
(12,002 posts)Clash of the Titans
Thin Red Line.
I found both to be crushingly boring.
debm55
(60,604 posts)rsdsharp
(12,002 posts)underpants
(196,493 posts)How do screw up with a cast like that?
rsdsharp
(12,002 posts)From Here to Eternity is a classic movie from the first of the James Jones trilogy;, The Thin Red Line, not so much.
Coventina
(29,730 posts)I adored the 80s one.
I must have gone to the theatre to watch it at least once a week.
Matinees were $.25!!!
That was a glorious summer!!
rsdsharp
(12,002 posts)I hated it.
Coventina
(29,730 posts)Walleye
(44,798 posts)And I saw 2001 a space Odyssey when it first came out in the theater, but I mustve been on the wrong drugs or something, because I kept nodding off, and jerking awake at the crescendo in the soundtrack. Pretty cool though.
debm55
(60,604 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,727 posts)I was rooting for the rogue planet by the end.
debm55
(60,604 posts)beaglelover
(4,466 posts)When the planet finally crashed into the earth I was like, thank god it's over!
Niagara
(11,850 posts)I had attempted so many times to watch the first movie and I ended up falling asleep each time.
I changed my routine during the pandemic and tuned in to watch it early in the day and I finally made it through without sawing logs.
Eventually I was able to watch the rest of the Godfather series.
The other movie that I fell asleep during watching was The Samurai with Tom Cruise.
I have never attempted to try again.
debm55
(60,604 posts)underpants
(196,493 posts)Nothing happens in Home Alone until the last 20 minutes or so.
I just hated Reality Bites.
Scarlett. Ugh.
debm55
(60,604 posts)underpants
(196,493 posts)At one point I think I started rooting for the Japanese.
The stuttering character. As the movie continued to get worse I thought - no, they arent going to have HIM be the one that runs in to alert everyone. Yep. They did.
Packed theater too. Best seats we could find together were in the 5th row or so. You try staring up Aykroyds nose for over an hour.
I thought it was over and then they started planning Doolittles Raid. I made noises that caused people to turn around. According to my wife, the couple in front of us stunk of weed AND Patchouli oil.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Arne
(3,609 posts)incredibly vile and crude movie.
However I liked Escape from New York.
debm55
(60,604 posts)JoseBalow
(9,487 posts)Arne
(3,609 posts)Snake
JoseBalow
(9,487 posts)
Srkdqltr
(9,759 posts)Russel's Big Trouble in Little China was the same. Should not have been good but it was.
JoseBalow
(9,487 posts)The idea of walling off Manhattan for a penal colony is great, and I always thought the glider on top of the WTC was a nice touch.
I didn't care much for Escape From L.A. though
But Death Proof was pretty good, when it really shouldn't have been
bucolic_frolic
(55,132 posts)My attention span is about 1.2 hours, and I need some action.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Polybius
(21,900 posts)We almost walked out of the movie theater. Maybe I'll give it another chance.
debm55
(60,604 posts)jimfields33
(19,382 posts)seen. I stupidly went to the theater. It sucked!!!!!!
Requiem for a Dream was just as bad.
Two horrid movies I unfortunately saw.
debm55
(60,604 posts)scenes I loved. Acting and writing==terrible.
Lemonwurst
(327 posts)I barely remember it, but I do remember being surprised that it ended abruptly with no resolution to whatever plot I was trying to give the benefit of the doubt.
Hard to believe this was a Stanley Kubrick production. I just dont get it, but I guess anyone at that level can fool themselves into thinking they can make hay out of horseshit.
emulatorloo
(46,155 posts)I had the same reaction you did. But after I learned that it wasnt Kubricks final cut, I wondered if that was the problem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyes_Wide_Shut
rurallib
(64,688 posts)It had Chris Farley and David Spade, as I recall.
Took my daughter on a campus visit and we went too this movie. About 45 minutes into it we walked out into a massive thunderstorm.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Dulcinea
(10,087 posts)Almost Famous is a great movie that had Billy Crudup & Kate Hudson, about a rock band.
rurallib
(64,688 posts)spooky3
(38,632 posts)AllaN01Bear
(29,486 posts)most stupid tv series was the star lost. in my market they rebranded it as earth ark.
the best part of dark star was dolittle arguing with a planetoic bomb to keep it from going off whilst attached to the ship..
https://www.cinemah.com/altri/war/carpent.htm hey bomb, let there be light.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Permanut
(8,390 posts)Great series, but when Steve Carell left, the synergy among the remaining characters just kind of evaporated.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(22,956 posts)I didn't walk out, but I couldn't tell you ONE thing about it now.
Oh, I saw it in the theaters when it first came out in '81.
doc03
(39,086 posts)about.
gay texan
(3,217 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(22,956 posts)Shermann
(9,062 posts)debm55
(60,604 posts)PJMcK
(25,048 posts)Lost
Twilight (anything with vampires)
Most sequels
debm55
(60,604 posts)ailsagirl
(24,287 posts)Paladin
(32,354 posts)I thought it was great. And the novel on which it was based is even better.
Upthevibe
(10,180 posts)I actually liked The English Patient but it's because I liked the love story and chemistry between Ralph Fiennes and Kristen Scott Thomas - I had a super crush on Ralph Fiennes.
Having said that, whenever I think of The English Patiet, this is what comes to mind:
ailsagirl
(24,287 posts)Last edited Tue Jan 23, 2024, 02:29 AM - Edit history (2)
I had heard so much about it that I fully expected to love it-- but I didn't.
Plus the theater got the times wrong-- it advertised it as being 90 min long, so I knew it would end soon, but when I found it was actually 2 hrs and 40 minutes, I panicked. Not really, but there was a man sitting to my left who pretty much took up the whole space between us-- so there was that. A thoroughly unpleasant experience. BTW, I hated Clockwork Orange, too.
dflprincess
(29,341 posts)mostly because it's the same reaction my friend & I had to the movie only we behaved better.
cloudbase
(6,270 posts)I got the double whammy. Japan Airlines showed it on my flight from Chicago to Tokyo, then again the next day on my flight to Singapore.
debm55
(60,604 posts)SarahD
(1,732 posts)Or whatever they call it. I am just the wrong generation to get excited about coding.
Deep State Witch
(12,713 posts)Not only did her heart go on, but the movie did, too.
debm55
(60,604 posts)get the red out
(14,031 posts)Gagged a bit, then changed the channel. Never watched a minute of it again.
Permanut
(8,390 posts)Six twenty-somethings pretending to be teenagers.
debm55
(60,604 posts)hedda_foil
(16,985 posts)It came out in 1969, so I guess that's how long it's been since the most utterly, mind-numbingly boring film I've ever seen.
debm55
(60,604 posts)hedda_foil
(16,985 posts)debm55
(60,604 posts)RockRaven
(19,365 posts)Especially the Law and Order, NCIS, and CSI spinoffs.
debm55
(60,604 posts)electric_blue68
(26,856 posts)A funny back story
The movie theater still standing, hut used as a events place, community space, and concert hall. A rare movie.. .
It's the old last ultra fancy (a wild, perhaps over done Moorish style) movie theater in Manhattan. 2001 was the last film shown there in ?68.
I was mostly amazed by it.
Theater turn into a house of worship for most of the next 50 yrs.
.
Fast Forward... They're showing 2001 on a special tour with Keir Dullea, and interviewer for a post-movie session.
Well...
I thought I was going to "pass out" from boredom after about 5 mins or less each time they did a major switch in the Apes's story except the very last scene. It was almost physically painful!
Omg! 😄😄😄😴😴😴😴😴
Then the rest was better! 👍
debm55
(60,604 posts)Lemonwurst
(327 posts)Despite all the hoopla, by the time I first saw 2001: A Space Odyssey there had already been far more impressive futuristic movies made, and Hal just seemed trite and disconnected from the evolution of cinematic imaginings of scary computer intelligence.
Never made it through, and never regretted it.
tblue37
(68,436 posts)debm55
(60,604 posts)Polly Hennessey
(8,832 posts)All I remember is a bunch of guys playing pool. By the way, it didnt hurt my relationship. I married my date. 🥰
debm55
(60,604 posts)beaglelover
(4,466 posts)Total snooze fest.
debm55
(60,604 posts)HoosierDebbie
(450 posts)I enjoyed the first Bad Boys so I thought I would like the second one. I'm glad I went by myself so I could easily leave. I was totally offended when the main characters were in a morgue and women in the morgue were nude. They were excited by dead women's boobs!
Top Gun II . I was at home, but I think I only watched about 10 minutes. Way too much testosterone! I originally liked the first one, but upon partially re-watching it, I came to the same conclusion about it.
The Big Lebowski. I watched it once long ago. I didn't get it. I watched it the other night to see if I could figure out the cult following. I still don't get it. The Dude wasn't so bad, but John Goodman drove me nuts! How could somebody shout and get angry so much? How could anybody choose to be around him, especially Donny!
debm55
(60,604 posts)Lebowski, I watched at home , so I didn't have to walk out.
Mister Ed
(6,927 posts)With that roster, you'd think it would have been a terrific movie. But all the way through it, I had to stifle the urge to shout out in the theater, "Good God this is boring!"
debm55
(60,604 posts)Lunabell
(7,309 posts)We watched an hour of it and concluded that if we finished it, that would be two hours of our lives we'd never get back instead of one.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Lunabell
(7,309 posts)Have a wonderful day!!
JoseBalow
(9,487 posts)Why don't you people like the things that I like?
debm55
(60,604 posts)Last edited Sat Jan 13, 2024, 10:54 AM - Edit history (1)
JoseBalow
(9,487 posts)I meant most everyone else in general in this thread LOL! I see so many movies mentioned that I liked. To each their own!
I actually like most Tom Cruise movies, especially Eyes Wide Shut (I just love Kubrick), but not a big fan of his Mission Impossible franchise. And I only watched the first Matrix, I was mostly unimpressed.
The only time I can remember ever falling asleep in a theater was during TRON.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Xolodno
(7,349 posts)Only thing that kept me from sleeping was my constant rolling eyes.
I fell asleep on Battlefield Earth when a friend had a "bad movie marathon" party, first time I saw it...well, some of it.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Xolodno
(7,349 posts)...the alcohol consumption.
Srkdqltr
(9,759 posts)Female super hero and all. I liked Laura Kroft way better.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Lefta Dissenter
(6,703 posts)With Casey Affleck and Matt Damon. Literally no plot. Horrible. Boring.
debm55
(60,604 posts)myself.
Different Drummer
(9,083 posts)I couldn't even make it through the MST3K version--it was that bad.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Different Drummer
(9,083 posts)BOSSHOG
(44,738 posts)It was so bad I slept through it.
debm55
(60,604 posts)sakabatou
(46,145 posts)Nearly fell asleep in the theater.
debm55
(60,604 posts)sakabatou
(46,145 posts)Zambero
(9,990 posts)The one with the high-tech antique typewriter.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Zambero
(9,990 posts)since I slept through most of it! I would say, possibly yes.
debm55
(60,604 posts)yourout
(8,820 posts)God it was awful.
debm55
(60,604 posts)captain queeg
(11,780 posts)About 10-15 minutes in my wife said one more fart scene and were leaving. Didnt make it 5 more minutes.
debm55
(60,604 posts)captain queeg
(11,780 posts)debm55
(60,604 posts)captain queeg
(11,780 posts)He does the donkey for Shrek. I think he does a great job.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Haggard Celine
(17,821 posts)I was with a friend and we both sat through the whole thing. We were waiting for something to happen, and it never did.
debm55
(60,604 posts)LudwigPastorius
(14,723 posts)Woody Allen trying to be Ingmar Bergman.
Despite the stellar cast, it's just an hour and a half of people looking into the distance and being depressed.

debm55
(60,604 posts)LudwigPastorius
(14,723 posts)On the upside, when I hit the sack afterwards, I went out like a light.
mentalsolstice
(4,654 posts)I walked out, got a coffee and waited in the lobby.
I enjoyed the first Top Gun because I was an Anthony Edwards fan. The second one I couldnt walk out on because we watched at home. I was so distracted by Tom Cruises jet black hair, I mean cmon hes supposed to be like 30 years older. I liked him in his earliest movies (Risky Business was a hoot), but when he started with that CS crap he became unbearable onscreen and off.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Jarqui
(10,908 posts)debm55
(60,604 posts)emulatorloo
(46,155 posts)Didnt get the hype, but I am a weirdo lol.
debm55
(60,604 posts)Jeebo
(2,560 posts)That movie is, in my humble opinion, the WORST Best Picture winner of all time. I saw it in the movie theater when it was a first-run. When was that? It must have been 1979 or 1980. The whole first half-hour of the movie was just a bunch of godawful NOISE, not exactly something that would get me into a receptive mood to watch a good movie. And then, the rest of the movie was grim, brutal, ugly, offensive. I didn't walk out on it, but that is the only time I ever saw it, and I will NEVER watch it again. Yuck.
Some of the other movies in this thread are boring just because they're bad movies. But there are some that are supposed to be good, and those are the ones that I think this thread is supposed to be about. There are too many of them for me to be willing to spend that much time commenting on them, but I would like to comment on a couple.
Somebody mentioned 2001: A Space Odyssey. I think that is one of the best science fiction movies ever made. I think it should have won Best Picture, in fact. There's a depth and profundity and intelligence behind that movie that gets overlooked by many. Overlooked, unnoticed, unappreciated. Or simply ignored. I have heard the criticism that all of that stuff that happens at the end of the movie is just too bewildering and incomprehensible. But I think that is one of the important points of the movie. If we humans encountered an extraterrestrial intelligence that was THAT far ahead of us, wouldn't we find them bewildering and incomprehensible? Do our dogs and cats understand us and our behavior? Actually, they probably understand us better than we would understand an extraterrestrial intelligence like the one in that movie. Did you notice those shots during that sequence of David Bowman slowly going mad? The man's mind was being seriously blown. I think 2001 is a GREAT movie. It's one of those movies that I can't NOT watch when it comes on the cable movie channels. And it NEVER bores me.
The Lord of the Rings movies. I kept hearing about J.R.R. Tolkien's novels when I was a kid in the 1960s, and I was looking for some more science fiction to read, so I tried those. I couldn't even get a third of the way through the first one. I did manage to get through The Hobbit, but it was a slog. That was when I discovered the difference between science fiction and fantasy. I love science fiction, but I don't care much for fantasy. There has to be some connection there with reality. That connection is there with science fiction. Well, good science fiction, anyway, which is about how real people in the real world would behave when interacting with fantastical events. But I don't see that connection in fantasy. I have to be able to suspend my disbelief, and I just cannot do that with fantasy. That's why the Lord of the Rings trilogy does nothing for me, neither the novels nor the movies.
I saw The Matrix once. Actually, less than once, because I couldn't get all the way through it. I can't even describe why it didn't do anything for me, it just didn't. Maybe I should give it another chance.
-- Ron
debm55
(60,604 posts)our home. I saw it when it came out==depressing movie. I saw it once. when it came out and will never see it again. When we bought our home in 1983 m the realtor drove us around and pointed out the steep street where Pacino was running nude. I did not like.the film' Thank you for posting your very thought views.
TlalocW
(15,675 posts)I took Theater Appreciation as a throwaway elective in college. One lecture class about themes; one nigh class where we watch the movie, and then write a paragraph about it. Get your A.
Maybe it was my being young or whatever (though I do like old movies) but that and Citizen Kane just made me grind my teeth.
For a treat, the professor showed us Rocky Horror and invited his theater friends to help give us the Rocky experience, but they went overboard. They literally ripped the toilet dispenser off the wall in the bathroom to get the rolls. They brought eggs and would throw them at people entering and exiting the room to use the bathroom, and they hit a guy sitting next to the door who flipped his desk over and stormed out. One of my Spanish professors showed up to talk to the theater teacher about something, and I did yell, "Siéntate, pedenjo (sit down, asshole)!" at him. The next class, he apologized to everyone and said if it was any consolation, he spent a couple hours cleaning up the classroom after his friends abandoned him.
ailsagirl
(24,287 posts)I dont think I could watch it again.
nuxvomica
(14,092 posts)Because I thought they were horror movies. Try that mindset and you'll appreciate them. They are still among my favorite movies.
GuppyGal
(1,748 posts)EverHopeful
(693 posts)I hope so because I feel fine leaving a movie or switching off a TV show but walking out on a ballet would upset too many people.
The first time I was subjected to Romeo and Juliette, I didn't know if it was too long or it just seemed like it because every time I woke up, it still wasn't over.
I agreed to endure it again to give it an honest, fully-awake, chance.
It's shown up in our subscription again this year and I will be first in line on the first day of ticket swap because I will NEVER put myself through it again.
debm55
(60,604 posts)then a performance that is long and boring. That is why we stopped our performance subscription, Also no ticket swaps.
nuxvomica
(14,092 posts)Including, The Haunting of Hill House, The Haunting of Bly Manor, and Midnght Mass. They are supposed to be scary but they are basically just over-padded yawn fests where people sit around talking about their problems at length. The dialogue is tiresome and woolly, the plots, strained, and the characters all talk in the same voice. Oddly enough, I enjoyed his movie Doctor Sleep, but that was probably because of Stephen King's writing and Ewan McGregor's acting.
debm55
(60,604 posts)ailsagirl
(24,287 posts)The film I saw (The Haunting) had its share of chilling moments-- especially when the two women are in a bedroom asleep and they awaken because there's something trying to get in (doorknob slowly turning, banging on door, etc.)
The Haunting was made in 1963 and was in black & white, which I prefer. Definitely worth watching.
debm55
(60,604 posts)ailsagirl
(24,287 posts)Here's a link to the movie, The Haunting. You can watch the trailer, etc. there
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129/