Damn uncomfortable and still soaking wet! 🤬I bought some new sweats from Costco yesterday.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

As is my habit, I washed them prior to wearing. The laundry label reads “Wash in cold water with like colors. Do not bleach. Do not place in dryer. Dry horizontally.”

I followed the instructions to a T.

As it was late in the day, and nearly bedtime, I assumed a horizontal position wearing my new sweats.

When I awoke, the sweats were still wet. I was cold and wet. My bed is soaked though to the mattress! 🤬

WTH Costco!

[bucolic_frolic]

1. You've got quite a lawsuit

I suggest finding a lawyer and ask to resume the horizontal position in his ambulance while he finds the remaining buyers for the class action lawsuit.

Good luck! There's money to be made in a wet bed.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤗

[elleng]

3. Very sorry for your discomfort.

It's not a surprise that the sweats, you and your bed were/are still wet.

Or was this a 'joke' post? SILLY!

Set them out, without you in them, a rack of some sort would be good; towel yourself dry, and think of other things.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😁

[Niagara]

5. Next time call me, Floyd

We'll set you up on a drying rack with a electric heater set on low, that way you don't turn into a shrinky dink before our eyes.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. ☺️

[Earth-shine]

6. It's good that you interpreted the instructions correctly and didn't put yourself in the dryer.

Seriously, my wife and her friend love their Costco sweatpants!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😁

[True Dough]

9. Your next purchase

should be a water bed. Your wet sweats will feel more natural there.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤗🌊🛏️

[CTyankee]

11. I trust LLBean for sweats.

https://www.llbean.com/llb/shop/126321?page=mens-athletic-sweats-sweatpants-drawstring-28in-mens

instructions say "machine wash and dry."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

12. 🤗

Not sure I’ll fit in the washer! Dryer, no problem!

[CTyankee]

13. OK, I forgot. This is the Lounge...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

14. 😁

[niyad]

15. and this is Floyd!!!