Super Bowl ticket dilemma!

[True Dough]

Need some help here friends.

A good friend of mine has 2 tickets for the 2024 Super Bowl between the San Francisco 49ers and the Kansas City Chiefs hosted at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas. Both tickets are for box seats. He paid $8,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be the same day of his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St Anthony's Church in Seattle @ 3pm. Her name is Ashley, she is 5'6 about 130 lbs, loves to dance and is an excellent cook. She'll be the one in the white dress.

[Luciferous]

1. 🤣

[sinkingfeeling]

2. LOL

[Bristlecone]

3. Genius

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Fits the moment. Tics are 2x last year's price, just under $10 Large

Capitalism, a beautiful thing.

[Ferrets are Cool]

5. Post of the day!!!

[ms liberty]

6. Lol!

[Turbineguy]

7. DUzy

[niyad]

8. Snort

[Archae]

9. Hee hee!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. How big is Ashley's TV?

[EYESORE 9001]

11. Nice!

[mnhtnbb]

12. I think this joke makes the rounds every year.

I'm surprised women haven't come up with an equivalent one for a big ticket attraction.
I don't get why spending $8 grand for tickets to a football game when you can see it better for almost free on TV is so easy. And yes, I do watch and enjoy football. But I'd rather spend the $8 grand on a trip.