Gospel Song: Hail Trump! Praise Jesus! (satire)

[Habitation]

Here's a nice little gospel song for all us sinners

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[Brother Buzz]

1. She Who Must be Obeyed gave me stink eye for listening to gospel music until I had her read the lyrics

Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!

They’re practically the same guy.
I’m gonna help explain why in this song.
Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They share so many fine traits
Could it be that their fates are the same?


Jesus healed the sick, and Jesus helped the poor.
Trump helped himself to cash in on both the sick and poor.
Jesus healed the blind, enabling them to see.
Trump will steal folks blind, which any fool can see.


Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They’re practically the same guy.
I’m gonna help explain why in this song.
Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They share so many fine traits
Could it be that their fates are the same?


Jesus fed the masses when they were oh so hungry.
Trump gets massively hungry from just a burger smell.
Jesus humbly came to town, riding on an donkey,
and Trump is famous for his ass as well.


Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They’re practically the same guy.
I’m gonna help explain why in this song.
Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They share so many fine traits
Could it be that their fates are the same?


Jesus felt no shame when facing real sinners
and Trump is shameless when it comes to sin.
Jesus had a group with whom he shared a last dinner.
Group meals for Trump in prison soon will begin.

Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They’re practically the same guy.
I’m gonna help explain why in this song.
Hail Trump! Praise Jesus!
They share so many fine traits
Could it be that their fates are the same?
copyright 2024, Bruce W Nelson

[Habitation]

3. 😂 hilarious

TY for the lyrics

[keithbvadu2]

2. When Messiah Trump (sent by God) dies and ascends to Heaven, will the Trinity become the Quad or the Foursome?