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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTo you, what is the worst junk food using taste, texture, look and smell as the basis for judging as the worst , Mine
are Twinkies
LoisB
(13,317 posts)I think that's what they are called. Those fat Cheeto things.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)I know theyre atrocious, but Ive overindulged on those little greaseballs too many times to count. Im in recovery in a way.
LoisB
(13,317 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Meanwhile, perhaps this can function as aversion therapy

debm55
(61,386 posts)Probatim
(3,298 posts)I had a fairly long weekend - woke up Saturday morning to a dying hot water tank in the basement.
My son and my uncle convinced me to let them help me install the new one. We had it in the house by 1:30 today. Four hours and two more trips to the hardware store and it was installed. Turned the water on and one of the fittings leaked.
Sent the son to get more fittings while my uncle and I cut 18" of pipe from the hot and cold sides - we're starting over. Another hour and we're done (my uncle is very helpful buy slows things considerably).
I planned to make pizza today and had everything ready to go - so I cooked the five balls of dough that were in the fridge. Sent both of them home with thanks and leftover pizza.
And Pepperoni Dog Farts has me giggling like a 6 year old who heard a fart in church.
Thunderbeast
(3,830 posts)...in reduced trips to the hardware store.
debm55
(61,386 posts)LoisB
(13,317 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Im making amends by wiping down anything Ive ever touched with Cheeto-caked fingers.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Recovery, yunno.
KS Toronado
(23,789 posts)MontanaMama
(24,743 posts)every year in my stocking. Its SO silly but I love those things. I wait months to open the bag until they cant stand it any more and they open it in a frenzy. I eat a handful or two and they plow through the rest. Im satisfied until the next Christmas.
debm55
(61,386 posts)consider_this
(2,847 posts)with that nasty fake shite glomped all over the thang. NOPE!
debm55
(61,386 posts)CrispyQ
(41,069 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)CrispyQ
(41,069 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)brush
(61,033 posts)I hate myself when I eat them.
LoisB
(13,317 posts)Nasty things. My boys begged for them as teenagers (I made them beef jerky).
debm55
(61,386 posts)Last edited Sun Feb 4, 2024, 11:07 PM - Edit history (1)
TexasBushwhacker
(21,267 posts)Something they could gnaw on while they were driving.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)I would sooner eat my shoelaces than a Slim Jim.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)ificandream
(11,849 posts)Miss that guy.
50 Shades Of Blue
(11,494 posts)has yucky hazelnuts in it).
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)If I indulge, which is infrequently, I go for the darkest chocolate I can find. Chocolate after supper plays hob with my belly, especially after I lie down at night. As a kid, I went for the semisweet chocolate pieces instead of the sweeter milk chocolate, but theyd do in a pinch.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)wed never steal each others candy. Unless its a Reeses peanut butter cup or something like that.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Potted meat products. Vienna sausages. Canned deviled ham, with which I had a brief flirtation in my yoot. Each of which I find utterly repulsive now. I watch one of my direct reports every workday at lunchtime devour a can on potted meat on saltines. This guy has peripheral artery disease and could be facing loss of at least one leg. It violates my personal no engagement policy, however, so I hold my tongue. And my nose when Im close enough to that hideous offal.
debm55
(61,386 posts)and the smell was terrible. I didn't even want to give to my cat. Threw it out. I thought it was spoiled. Ty
Tyche
(93 posts)Both Vienna sausage and deviled ham. We had to make emergency packs at the beginning of the school year and they insisted they were included so they could eat them in June.
LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)I'd rather have had PB&J, but you ate what mom served, or you didn't eat.
debm55
(61,386 posts)food store.
LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)bought a crank grinder and ran leftovers through it to make homemade deviled ham.
She may not have been a good cook, but she was thrifty.
EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)The homemade deviled ham is sublime. I add a teaspoon of horseradish just for meanness.
debm55
(61,386 posts)bologna Both are crap.
EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Id much rather have ham instead.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Prof. Toru Tanaka
(2,954 posts)They had a chicken spread, also. I ate it occasionally growing up in the 1970s but I havent bought it in
debm55
(61,386 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,747 posts)Pork skins, pork rinds, chicharrones - no matter what you call them, they are yucky
They are not strictly Mexican, they were popular back in Kentucky in the 1950s.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Maybe preservatives. My most recent round of ciccarones or pork skins was my last low carb venture. Gave them up again when I found a pig hair that hadnt been scalded away. On edit: Im also finished with the low carb nonsense.
EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Hog skin and underlying tissue is flayed from the carcass in long strips and tossed into a vat of ferociously boiling lard. After a few minutes, the strips were laid out for salting with a heavy hand. Some sections were so hard that I didnt risk breaking teeth. There was also the possibility of getting a stiff, stray hog bristle that didnt get removed from the earlier scalding.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Skin flayed from the back, sides, and belly, long before reaching anything resembling meat, like the bacon.
yellowdogintexas
(23,747 posts)stir up the lard pot and see the little cracklin's pop up to the top. I was always given a bag ful to take home for my mom to make cracklin' cornbread.
Which you had to be careful eating or you would crack a tooth. I would pick them out and test them before I ate one. They did give the cornbread a nice flavor.
Chicharrones are thin and puffy with bubbles. Cracklin's look like little rocks
LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)pork rinds are just one step away from eating a deep fried football.
debm55
(61,386 posts)CommonHumanity
(364 posts)I about barf every time my employee opens them in the car. How could anyone eat that? But, as another poster said-there's no accounting for taste.
The same aforementioned employee can't believe I can eat a whole pint of Hagan Daz or gelato. HELLO....who one earth wouldn't want to eat the whole pint?! I do attempt restraint, more for the saturated fat and sugar than for the calories. I do occasionally succeed.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Angleae
(4,820 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Ive had a love/hate relationship with anise since childhood, giving it every opportunity to prove pleasing to my palate. Did the same with horehound candy. They wound up on my hate/hate list.
debm55
(61,386 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)blm
(114,736 posts)Quote from Michael ODonoghue.
nocoincidences
(2,491 posts)which only comes in a licorice mix.I have to go to the market and use a plastic bag over my hand to pick them out of the mix!!
The other thing to know about licorice is if you eat it regularly your pooh turns green. We had an epidemic of green pooh at one of my jobs and we tracked it to who ate the licorice!!
debm55
(61,386 posts)Jilly_in_VA
(14,570 posts)Now that is NASTY! I was given some once as a small child and they made me barf. Even the memory makes me nauseous to this day. No thank you very much!
debm55
(61,386 posts)my cough.
Jilly_in_VA
(14,570 posts)Any flavor, but especially the honey-lemon ones. They actually worked.
debm55
(61,386 posts)nolabear
(43,850 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)True Dough
(27,184 posts)Brussels sprouts! Yuck! That's really junk food because it belongs in with the junk!
debm55
(61,386 posts)True Dough
(27,184 posts)Make your urine smell to the high heavens! But you know what doesn't do that? A Snickers!
debm55
(61,386 posts)though, snickers or Kit Kats don't do that.Ty
EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Always add some olive oil to the pan, so the whole mess will slide straight into the garbage when you dump it.
Seriously, I like Brussels sprouts. Those around wish I didnt 💨
debm55
(61,386 posts)spooky3
(38,816 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)spooky3
(38,816 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)spooky3
(38,816 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)Mopar151
(10,349 posts)With a can of TAB!
LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)spooky3
(38,816 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)that's what they tell people they are.
*shudder*
debm55
(61,386 posts)Diamond_Dog
(40,931 posts)Looked and smelled like eating an eraser.
debm55
(61,386 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,747 posts)spooky3
(38,816 posts)MOMFUDSKI
(7,080 posts)Tried one bite. Not good
spooky3
(38,816 posts)MOMFUDSKI
(7,080 posts)taste like? This was dry and tasteless
spooky3
(38,816 posts)I got a bad one.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EYESORE 9001
(29,866 posts)Shredded like Cole slaw with peanut sauce 🤤
Delicious as an accompaniment to Thai food. Good for the digestion too. I took a small tour bus in Hawaii (Oahu) and one of the elderly people was getting a bit nauseous from the jostling. Bus driver pulled over, went into what looked like jungle growth and emerged with a green papaya. He cut off a piece, gave it to the sickly passenger, who ate it and felt better within a minute. Loaded with enzymes that aid digestion.
TygrBright
(21,378 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)Zambero
(10,026 posts)A sodium, nitrite, and grease feast.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,906 posts)Coconut is the opposite of candy.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,906 posts)but there is a restaurant we go to that makes really good coconut shrimp and I like that.
debm55
(61,386 posts)DBoon
(25,113 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)AKA 'Snack Mate', 'Easy Cheese', 'Cheese Wow!', or 'Go Cheese!'
It has the consistency of what they remove during liposuction.
debm55
(61,386 posts)LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)Cheese in a spray can is an abomination of everything holy and pure.
debm55
(61,386 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)MontanaFarmer
(761 posts)Just awful. God awful garish in your face junk. Junk food modeled after junk food, except the taste and texture is worse.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Thunderbeast
(3,830 posts)spooky3
(38,816 posts)doc03
(39,143 posts)Banana flips, I loved those, they were like a cake taco with banana cream filling, they also had chocolate flips. That company got out of the pastry business.
debm55
(61,386 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)Stuart G
(38,726 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)Chainfire
(17,757 posts)I thought that they tasted like puke, but didn't mention it. Two days later, my wife said that she didn't care for the crackers because she thought that they tasted like puke...
debm55
(61,386 posts)parkia00
(583 posts)with the fake liquid butter patrons squirt all over it. The same fake butter substance that is found in cheap commercial sponge butter cake. I do not understand how so many people can eat that.
Niagara
(12,020 posts)I can't stand the smell of the buttered
popcorn at the movie theater, to me it smells like rancid body odor.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Niagara
(12,020 posts)However, I can't afford a high carbohydrate diet so I no longer consume plain popcorn.
debm55
(61,386 posts)ificandream
(11,849 posts)Yeah, the "butter" stuff was lousy. However, we used to use a special oil and a huge machine to pop that stuff in. Oh, and another reason I liked it ... I met my wife there.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Niagara
(12,020 posts)It's a popular dish served in Rochester, NY and most likely served in other parts of the U.S with a different name.
Generally the bottom layer is french fries, tater tots, waffle fries or some sort of fried potato.
The potato is then has a topping of cheeseburger or hamburger meat.
The next toppings could be macaroni salad, mac and cheese, coleslaw, some sort of bean dish, or possibly all these combinations put together.
Then, there's sliced generally white or red hot dogs.
It depends on the restaurant and all the combinations and the name of the dish could be different.
I'm not at home so I currently can't post any images of this dish. I'm not certain if anyone could handle the image anyway. 😜
debm55
(61,386 posts)Freddie
(10,139 posts)My kids and grandkids love these, yuck.
Slim Jims - same. My 5 yo granddaughter begs for the long ones at the grocery checkout. Remind me of dog treats.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Alpeduez21
(2,065 posts)They tried to compete with other cakey sweet treats and just were bland
debm55
(61,386 posts)CMYK
(122 posts)Space Food Sticks ?
To use the criteria posted, these were the worst chemical smelling, turd shaped, mealy things ever put on the market.
debm55
(61,386 posts)en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Food_Sticks
doc03
(39,143 posts)garbage?
justaprogressive
(7,110 posts)of course it's not really food so I'm not sure it qualifies...
debm55
(61,386 posts)TlalocW
(15,675 posts)Used to be when I was younger just the thought of them would make me dry heave
debm55
(61,386 posts)yellowdogintexas
(23,747 posts)We got red velvet ones at the Ft Worth Stock Show.
debm55
(61,386 posts)AllaN01Bear
(29,745 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)malthaussen
(18,613 posts)One look and I was gone.
-- Mal
debm55
(61,386 posts)Ocelot II
(131,109 posts)My most unfavorite Halloween candies.
Although if you are so inclined, you can make Cat Litter Cake with Tootsie Rolls as the most important ingredient - a Halloween favorite. Personally, I find Tootsie Rolls only slightly less disgusting than what they are simulating.

The recipe: https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/kitty-litter-cake/5ec84216-a834-4de8-b3d7-006caacf9311
debm55
(61,386 posts)pooh/ There is is another one called mud cake---chocolate pudding, Crunched Oreos and gummy worms/ The kids loved both.
Jilly_in_VA
(14,570 posts)God, I cannot STAND those things! And I thought I was the only person in the world until I met my husband.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Ocelot II
(131,109 posts)Freddie
(10,139 posts)Love them, especially if fresh. One time a stale one earned me a trip to the dentist.
Ocelot II
(131,109 posts)except that Tootsie Rolls are gummier and less aromatic. But obviously a lot of people must like the damn things since they keep selling them. Bon appétit.
debm55
(61,386 posts)EverHopeful
(701 posts)Cat head bumped phone and I apparently touched something and got a menu asking what rule I thought was being broken. Sorry.
debm55
(61,386 posts)Last edited Mon Feb 5, 2024, 05:51 PM - Edit history (1)
I didn't hit alert on anything you .post. Sorry. it happened to you. Post it again.
EverHopeful
(701 posts)That's my story and I'm sticking to it :-D
debm55
(61,386 posts)EverHopeful
(701 posts)Just enjoying the responses when I grabbed the phone wrong.
yellowdogintexas
(23,747 posts)LakeArenal
(29,949 posts)Okra is my worst texture. Or cow tongue.
Edit to add. Circus peanuts are very like Peeps.

debm55
(61,386 posts)IA8IT
(6,445 posts)Last edited Mon Feb 5, 2024, 08:13 PM - Edit history (1)
debm55
(61,386 posts)getagrip_already
(17,802 posts)Which is why junk food exists. It's tasty, it's just bad for you.
My entry is rest stop hot dogs. The ones that look like they have been turning for weeks.
I've never actually eaten one. I'm not that brave (or desperate, or high).
But yuck.
debm55
(61,386 posts)CanonRay
(16,233 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)CommonHumanity
(364 posts)Based on smell alone, I would never go near two items and about barf when I have to smell them because some cretin eats them in my presence (ignore me being judgmental-just releasing the accumulated trauma of having these items in my smellscape). They are:
Canned corned beef hash and packaged pork rinds. YUCK!
debm55
(61,386 posts)The smell of coffee makes me sick. That's why I drink tea.
WestMichRad
(3,365 posts)To me, they taste like what I imagine blocks of baked bulk chemicals chipped out of a large vat must taste like.
Because thats what they are!
Blech!
debm55
(61,386 posts)appleannie1
(5,476 posts)And it doesn't have to be junk food either. I like the taste of scallops but the texture triggers my gag reflex. Same goes for prime rib. Give me a good steak any day.
In the realm of junk food, it would have to be Chicken McNuggets. And their McRib sandwiches. Even my dogs would not eat Mc Nuggets.
debm55
(61,386 posts)LudwigPastorius
(14,931 posts)"Mechanically Separated Chicken"
ughh...that sounds so...violent...
debm55
(61,386 posts)poo. Also maybe your dog wanted a different dipping sauce.
brush
(61,033 posts)debm55
(61,386 posts)Last edited Mon Feb 5, 2024, 09:53 PM - Edit history (1)
GoodRaisin
(11,013 posts)I spear my french fries with a fork. Chips, I turn the bag up to guide them into my mouth. Butter popcorn at the movie means getting up to go wash my hands.
debm55
(61,386 posts)DUgosh
(3,140 posts)Yuck