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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:25 PM Sep 2012

What is your favorite sex position?


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Any
3 (60%)
Any other
0 (0%)
I'm addicted to my iPhone - I don't have sex.
0 (0%)
I'm addicted to Facebook - I don't have sex.
0 (0%)
I'm addicted to DU - BOOO-WAAAHH!!!
0 (0%)
I like eggs, Howard.
0 (0%)
I watch FOX News - I don't have sex.
1 (20%)
I just download it from the Internet.
0 (0%)
What is this "sex" of which you speak?
1 (20%)
69 - just had to include that one.
0 (0%)
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What is your favorite sex position? (Original Post) HopeHoops Sep 2012 OP
My position is that I'm in favor of it. mysuzuki2 Sep 2012 #1
Good answer. Good answer. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #5
Doggy, while browsing DU and Facebook on my iphone, bigwillq Sep 2012 #2
You need a life. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #6
Maybe. But the sex is good. bigwillq Sep 2012 #15
Do you know why doggy style is the favorite of Canadians? Dyedinthewoolliberal Sep 2012 #3
Right-handed. dawg Sep 2012 #4
Shit. I saw that in the "My Posts" zone and thought it would be from MFM. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #7
I hope he's not stealing my "moves". dawg Sep 2012 #8
I think I can safely say that you're not going to have to worry about that. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #9
Yes. Iggo Sep 2012 #10
I'm trying to Jeannie to stand on her head in the corner. panader0 Sep 2012 #11
If she can do a full split, encourage that. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #12
I have two criteria: petronius Sep 2012 #13
Wimp. If it doesn't involve injury, you aren't doing it right. HopeHoops Sep 2012 #14
 

bigwillq

(72,790 posts)
2. Doggy, while browsing DU and Facebook on my iphone,
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 12:29 PM
Sep 2012

eating eggs and watching Fox News and hoping for a 69.

Dyedinthewoolliberal

(16,211 posts)
3. Do you know why doggy style is the favorite of Canadians?
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:14 PM
Sep 2012

so they both can watch the hockey game! *Badoom*

dawg

(10,777 posts)
4. Right-handed.
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 01:26 PM
Sep 2012

But I throw the occasional two-handed and left-handed positions in for variety.

panader0

(25,816 posts)
11. I'm trying to Jeannie to stand on her head in the corner.
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 03:08 PM
Sep 2012

She says it gives her a headache........

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
12. If she can do a full split, encourage that.
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 03:17 PM
Sep 2012

My wife can (3rd degree black belt) and, um, I should shut up now.

petronius

(26,696 posts)
13. I have two criteria:
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 03:40 PM
Sep 2012

1) the position involves me, and
2) it doesn't cause actual injury.

Anything and everything that fits this exhaustive list is my 'favorite'...

 

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)
14. Wimp. If it doesn't involve injury, you aren't doing it right.
Sun Sep 23, 2012, 03:45 PM
Sep 2012

I've got a shitload of fractured vertebrae and if I don't break another during sex I feel like a failure. Then again, I break them while sleeping. Still, nothing beats breaking your back during an orgasm. Well, maybe NOT breaking your back then, but if you're going to break your back, that's the way to do it.

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