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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts) Wed Mar 13, 2024, 07:24 AM Mar 2024

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I read that some guy is suing Smart Water because it didn't make him smart. I called my lawyer about

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I read that some guy is suing Smart Water because it didn't make him smart. I called my lawyer about (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 OP

👍 MiHale Mar 2024 #1

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #2

Smart pills are available Historic NY Mar 2024 #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #18

Doctor formulated! * Clash City Rocker Mar 2024 #33

Eat these, they work. twodogsbarking Mar 2024 #4

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #19

It makes you smart but as soon as you pee it out you're dumb again prodigitalson Mar 2024 #5

😱 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #20

I took acting classes to be part of the bright lights but that didn't work. Wonder Why Mar 2024 #6

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #21

I gave my cat Smart Water. zanana1 Mar 2024 #7

😂 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #22

Let's make it a class action!! Also Cheerios has a lot to answer for. Scrivener7 Mar 2024 #8

And Happy Meals twodogsbarking Mar 2024 #13

Yes! They NEVER work! Scrivener7 Mar 2024 #17

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #23

"this smart water is a rip off" SarcasticSatyr Mar 2024 #9

That was my first thought also. John1956PA Mar 2024 #15

😏 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #24

... Diamond_Dog Mar 2024 #10

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #25

I'm calling Ozzie about "No More Tears!" dchill Mar 2024 #11

😏 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #26

Maybe smart water is like a smart phone. Perhaps you can talk to it and it will answer back. Earth-shine Mar 2024 #12

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #27

George Carlin pointed out the Evian spelled backwards twodogsbarking Mar 2024 #14

☺️ Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #28

This is still my favorite ... aggiesal Mar 2024 #16

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #29

Yikes 30 bucks for 24 pack/ Historic NY Mar 2024 #32

$1.25 for a liter of water is actually a good price. ... aggiesal Mar 2024 #35

I sued Slim Jims, but I lost ... marble falls Mar 2024 #30

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #31

My sister bought some memory pills but forgets to take them. keithbvadu2 Mar 2024 #34

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Mar 2024 #36

MiHale

(13,089 posts)

1. 👍

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 07:26 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to MiHale (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 07:39 AM

Mar 2024

Historic NY

(40,087 posts)

3. Smart pills are available

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 07:54 AM

Mar 2024

at Amazon for $40.

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Ingredients Dosage Vitamin C (as ascorbic acid) 120 mg

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

18. 😬

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:32 PM

Mar 2024

Clash City Rocker

(3,546 posts)

33. Doctor formulated! *

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #3)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:53 PM

Mar 2024

* He was a Doctor of Business Administration. That counts, right?

twodogsbarking

(19,007 posts)

4. Eat these, they work.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 08:14 AM

Mar 2024

https://www.smarties.com/

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

19. 🤗

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #4)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:32 PM

Mar 2024

prodigitalson

(3,193 posts)

5. It makes you smart but as soon as you pee it out you're dumb again

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 08:20 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

20. 😱

Reply to prodigitalson (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:33 PM

Mar 2024

Wonder Why

(7,146 posts)

6. I took acting classes to be part of the bright lights but that didn't work.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:00 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

21. 😁

Reply to Wonder Why (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:33 PM

Mar 2024

zanana1

(6,493 posts)

7. I gave my cat Smart Water.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:14 AM

Mar 2024

He still chases the red dot.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

22. 😂

Reply to zanana1 (Reply #7)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:33 PM

Mar 2024

Scrivener7

(59,807 posts)

8. Let's make it a class action!! Also Cheerios has a lot to answer for.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:25 AM

Mar 2024

twodogsbarking

(19,007 posts)

13. And Happy Meals

Reply to Scrivener7 (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 10:02 AM

Mar 2024

Scrivener7

(59,807 posts)

17. Yes! They NEVER work!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #13)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 10:39 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

23. 🤗

Reply to Scrivener7 (Reply #8)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:34 PM

Mar 2024

SarcasticSatyr

(1,363 posts)

9. "this smart water is a rip off"

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:28 AM

Mar 2024

See, you're smarter already . . . .

John1956PA

(5,014 posts)

15. That was my first thought also.

Reply to SarcasticSatyr (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 10:10 AM

Mar 2024

Well played!

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

24. 😏

Reply to SarcasticSatyr (Reply #9)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:35 PM

Mar 2024

Diamond_Dog

(40,782 posts)

10. ...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:53 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

25. 😁

Reply to Diamond_Dog (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:36 PM

Mar 2024

dchill

(42,660 posts)

11. I'm calling Ozzie about "No More Tears!"

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:55 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

26. 😏

Reply to dchill (Reply #11)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:36 PM

Mar 2024

Earth-shine

(4,044 posts)

12. Maybe smart water is like a smart phone. Perhaps you can talk to it and it will answer back.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:58 AM

Mar 2024

Ask it questions it can relate to. "Why did life begin in the sea?" "What's the difference between flotsam and jetsam, or between a floater and sinker"?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

27. 😁

Reply to Earth-shine (Reply #12)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:36 PM

Mar 2024

twodogsbarking

(19,007 posts)

14. George Carlin pointed out the Evian spelled backwards

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 10:04 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

28. ☺️

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #14)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:37 PM

Mar 2024

aggiesal

(10,845 posts)

16. This is still my favorite ...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 10:26 AM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

29. 🤗

Reply to aggiesal (Reply #16)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:37 PM

Mar 2024

Historic NY

(40,087 posts)

32. Yikes 30 bucks for 24 pack/

Reply to aggiesal (Reply #16)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:53 PM

Mar 2024

I see its Chuck Norris approved.

aggiesal

(10,845 posts)

35. $1.25 for a liter of water is actually a good price. ...

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #32)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 03:20 PM

Mar 2024

The small 16 oz. bottle or .5 l is usually priced around $1.

But what cracks me up is that someone thinks that there is such a thing as diet water.
There actually is, it's called WATER.
And this bottle is gluten free!

marble falls

(72,173 posts)

30. I sued Slim Jims, but I lost ...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:39 PM

Mar 2024

... my name wasn't Jim.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

31. 😁

Reply to marble falls (Reply #30)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 12:41 PM

Mar 2024

keithbvadu2

(40,915 posts)

34. My sister bought some memory pills but forgets to take them.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Mar 13, 2024, 01:16 PM

Mar 2024

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,089 posts)

36. 😬

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Wed Mar 13, 2024, 09:03 PM

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