My neighbor told me his wife is breaking his chops because she hears my wife and me groaning and

[Floyd R. Turbo]

moaning while having sex every morning. I didn’t tell him it’s just me trying to put my socks on!

[The_REAL_Ecumenist]

1. Hilarious!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[elleng]

3. HAHAHAHA!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. 😁

[unblock]

4. But he's not wrong about your wife groaning a lot during sex!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😬

[True Dough]

7. Do you have sex with your socks on Floyd?

Enquiring minds want to know!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. The left one!

[True Dough]

9. Good choice!

This is a forum for lefties, after all!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 🤗

[Niagara]

12. What happened to your right sock?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. That's a question for the dryer!

[Niagara]

11. Science says to wear socks during sex, just make sure that they're clean socks.

https://allure.vanguardngr.com/2022/09/wearing-socks-during-sex-can-give-you-more-intense-orgasms-heres-how/

[True Dough]

13. It's where

the "Turbo" comes from in his screen name!

"Honey, it's sock-sy time!"

[Niagara]

15. Lol! Good one, True!

[Danascot]

36. Socks it to me baby!

[MLAA]

17. Good to know!

[Niagara]

18. Absolutely!

Science is important.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

22. ☺️

[DFW]

14. I always DID wonder where "sock it to me" came from

Finally someone has explained it to me. Thanks!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 🤗

[BOSSHOG]

16. Put Your Socks on what?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. 😬

[underpants]

27. 😆

[moniss]

19. When you get to be

a certain age the act of getting up from the chair or sofa becomes nearly an entire dialogue of various moans and grunts and walking to the kitchen takes an entire strategic plan for the order of which piece of furniture or part of the wall to lean on along the way.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 😖

[Golden Raisin]

30. Nailed it!

But I try to convince myself that all the maneuvering to rise up from chair/sofa and then choose the appropriate furniture landmarks to aid the journey is making my brain function more acutely.

[moniss]

35. Excellent point

and the trip back gives your other arm an equal amount of exercise.

[UTUSN]

20. You perplex me so much

[Floyd R. Turbo]

26. 😏

[underpants]

28. Try living in an apartment and watching women's tennis

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😬

[Pachamama]

29. This thread is hysterical

Thanks for making me laugh and smile

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. My pleasure!

[Golden Raisin]

31. Hilarious. Socks, jeans, underwear, sneakers, tee-shirt. All of it!

I feel like a geriatric circus contortionist.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 🤗

[LuckyCharms]

37. LMAO!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. 😁

[a kennedy]

38. That is just sick and wrong.....😂 🤣 😂

[Floyd R. Turbo]

40. 😬