Eclipsical weirdness

[Wicked Blue]

Solar Eclipse Jokes

What is the most famous painting of an eclipse? The Moona Lisa!

What did the sun bring to the eclipse party? A light snack!

How do you organize an eclipse party? You planet!

Teachers will not be letting their students outside to view the eclipse. Because they need to protect their pupils!

I was told I could view the eclipse through a colander. I think I strained my eyes

I sold a bunch of defective eclipse glasses to some gullible people, but I’m not worried. I don’t think they’ll see me ever again.




Flat Earther eclipse:

[True Dough]

1. I can't

"throw shade" at any of these. They're excellent!

[markodochartaigh]

8. It seems to me that this post

makes light of the situation.

[True Dough]

11. You are

one bright ray of sunshine!

[gopiscrap]

2. good jokes

I like these

[LetMyPeopleVote]

3. Can TFG handle not being center of attention?

[Wounded Bear]

4. K&R...nt

[Jerry2144]

5. The favorite beer of an astronomer?

Corona

[Wicked Blue]

13. I thought they only liked

LIGHT beer

[IronLionZion]

6. And how many people are going to be blind after this

Like lasers burning into their retinas. People are putting a lot of trust in their eclipse glasses

[Pas-de-Calais]

7. How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

[twodogsbarking]

9. I like Eclipso music.

[twodogsbarking]

10. How many puns can your read before you go blind. Just checking.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. lol eggscllent.