After telling my psychiatrist about the voices in my head she told me that I

[Floyd R. Turbo]

don’t have a psychiatrist!

[bucolic_frolic]

1. AI will replace her, and do the same functions she did

Disagree with everything you say.

Repeat everything you say.

Rinse and repeat.

Save your money, or spend it on some vintage cognac.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤗🥃

[Easterncedar]

2. Ha!

I don’t say it enough: thanks for the laughs, Floyd.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Thank you! ☺️

[Conjuay]

3. Ask that shrink of yours

if she knows what a conundrum is.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🤔

[Hotler]

4. Comedian Steven Wright; "The voices in my head keep giving me the silent treatment."

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😁

[Goonch]

5. Psychiatrist Annual Salary

[DENVERPOPS]

6. It has been long known

that two of the poorest paid specialties in medicine are psychiatry and pediatrics....Also two of the most stressful specialties.....

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. My GP calls them "beggars". Says they pad invoices more than any other specialist.