My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. Hell, I've never seen

[Floyd R. Turbo]

him do more than chase a tennis ball!

[Bumbles]

1. Thank you!

[Phoenix61]

2. I needed that😂

[niyad]

3. Snicker. . .8

[calimary]

4. Well, I was bowled over by that. Wasn't expecting it!

[unweird]

7. Please, spare us the puns

[moniss]

5. The team

from 2nd shift called and said they were short for leagues this Thursday and wanted to know if he could fill in. If so could he fit a medium shirt?

[Leith]

6. No

but I've seen a fruit fly.

[UTUSN]

8. Ur just 2 much

Have my shorthands words made me kewl

I know, not