LuckyCharms, ye of over-the-line humor at times!

[True Dough]

This one is for you, buddy...

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. We need your editorial feedback on this one, Mr. Charms.

[Docreed2003]

2. 🤣🤣🤣

[LuckyCharms]

3. You don't want to see what the inside of those houses look like.

[True Dough]

4. Should we

test for your DNA?

[LuckyCharms]

7. I'm not sure what you mean.

What I was referring to is that when those houses are built, most people finish the inside with a couple of quick coats of shellac. This is not a good idea, because shellac, while providing a beautiful finish, does not hold up to the outdoor elements very well, and the wood on the inside of those lovely tiny homes quickly rots.

What did you think I was talking about?

Sheesh.

[Ocelot II]

5. What if there's already a bird in there when you want to use it,

and the bird takes umbrage at the invasion?

[True Dough]

6. Just tell me this,

is it a swallow?

[LuckyCharms]

8. It's a wood pecker.

[True Dough]

9. That's trouble!

Peeing out of a whole lot of holes after that encounter!

[LuckyCharms]

10. I'm not quite sure what you quite mean, True Dough.

[True Dough]

11. You're so innocent

all of a sudden. You feeling okay, Lucky?

[LuckyCharms]

12. Yes, I'm ok, thanks True Dough...

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm busy trying to get all these splinters out.

Thank you.

[True Dough]

13. Now that's more like it!

Use those tweezers carefully, LC!

[LuckyCharms]

14. What are you implying with "tweezers", True Dough?

[True Dough]

15. If you think you'd have more success

removing those splinters with chopsticks or tongs, you go right ahead, Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

18. I am using a

plastic spoon, but it's not working out so well. I should have listened to you in the first place.

[True Dough]

20. Lucky...

[LeonidPlanck]

16. In this case they're called

Foreskinceps.

(Please forgive me, mods. Unable to pass-up the opportunity)

[True Dough]

17. This isn't church, Leonid!

No need to go begging for forgiveness when you tickle our pickles with a DUzy pun like that one.

I see you're a relatively new member around here. Welcome!

[LeonidPlanck]

19. Not new.

Simply lost for 20 years, but I’m back. I remember the days when we swore like sailors - it’s just time to clean my shit up.



- Leo

[True Dough]

21. In that case,

welcome back from the fruckin desert!

[LeonidPlanck]

22. Ha!

Literally had been in the desert! From PHX to Vegas to LA (and many points betwixt).

And thanks!

- Leo