Do you like your french fries to be naked or with something on the top of them? Edited worded wrong

[debm55]

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[unblock]

1. Since it's usually out in public, I prefer not naked. I get the chills easily.

[debm55]

3. HAHAHHHAHAHAHH Ty unblock

[Wicked Blue]

2. Occasionally I might wear a T-shirt

[debm55]

6. HAHAHHAAHHHAHAH Ty you Wicked Blue.

[Siwsan]

4. Malt vinegar or HP sauce

And sometimes I do like to dip them in Mayo.

[debm55]

8. Thank you Siwsan.

[Ocelot II]

5. I never eat them naked.

I don't want to get salt and grease on my boobs, so I always have something on top.

[debm55]

10. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA thank you Ocelot II

[Dulcinea]

7. I generally wear clothes.

But, to answer your question, I like my fries with ketchup in most settings. However, at the Potato Patch at Kennywood Park in West Mifflin PA (perhaps you're familiar with it!) I get cheese & garlic salt. My dad loved them with gravy.

A friend of mine likes fries with mayo. I know that's very European, but...GROSS! (I can't stand mayonnaise.)

[debm55]

12. TY Dulcinea. I worked at the Potato Patch at Kennywood. I liked them with melted cheese and ketchup.

[Dulcinea]

21. Best fries ever! nt

[debm55]

22. Agree

[jimfields33]

39. I've been to kennywood! Many times as a kid. Fun.

[debm55]

45. Thank you jimfields33 . It is fun.

[CanonRay]

9. Skinny fries, just salt

Vinegar is sometimes ok.

[debm55]

13. Thank you CanonRay.

[claudette]

11. Naked

But sometimes I like a little bit of Grey Poupon mustard on them. I NEVER use ketchup. It changes the flavor of fries completely. To me.

[debm55]

14. Thank you claudette.

[claudette]

15. yw

[arkielib]

16. Naked

But then I dip them in ketchup as I eat them. Putting ketchup on top makes them soggy, and I like mine very crisp!

[debm55]

26. TY arkielib. I like the ketchup on the side.

[tazkcmo]

17. Naked.

I get a lot of looks and the occasional night in jail.

[debm55]

29. Thank you. tazkcmo.

[Dear_Prudence]

18. Explains so much

I like fries with malt vinegar or ketchup or just salt, which might explain why I am in a weight loss group (no drugs, just the exercise program of pushing away from the table). We are visiting Canada in the fall so maybe I'll WALK to a bistro and try fries with gravy.

[debm55]

27. Thank you Dear_Prudence. Good luck on you weight loss,

[dchill]

19. The obvious and only answer is YES.

[debm55]

30. Thank you dchill.

[Lunabell]

20. I'm a ketchup drenched on top french fry eater.

With salt and a heavy dose of fresh ground black pepper.

[debm55]

31. Thank you Lunabell.

[Lunabell]

32. And now,

I'm gonna have to have this!!

[debm55]

46. Go right ahead and enjoy.

[Polly Hennessey]

23. Naked skinny fries with maybe a little salt, if needed.

[debm55]

33. Thank you Polly Hennessey.

[50 Shades Of Blue]

24. Usually plain but sometimes they need ketchup.

I’ve also been known to use mustard or mayo.

[debm55]

34. Ty 50 Shades of Blue. I like my kries with kethup on the side.

[ShepKat]

25. good tartar sauce

oh, the looks I get ! I asked in one place and the waitress serving us, upon asking for tartar sauce said incredibly dryly... 'There is nothing we serve that takes tartar sauce'. I said apparently there is because you have french fries and I want tartar sauce ! that along with my medium rare arriving well done - no tip. She was not respectful.

[debm55]

36. I have been known to use tartar sauce when eating fries with fish. Sorry that happened to you.

[ShepKat]

62. meh... whatever

thanks- but I'm old and put in all the time the young waitress is going to have to deal with. Sucks to be her lol Good luck, kid !

[debm55]

64. ty ShepKat

[AllaN01Bear]

28. and or.

now liking ranch. had vinigar in canada on my "chips " once

[debm55]

42. Thank you AllaN01Bear.

[Niagara]

35. I've never ogled a naked french guy before.

In all seriousness, it's extremely rare that I eat french fries but when I do ...those fries are homemade and in a small serving size and lightly salted with pink Himalayan salt.


I can't eat french fries from a restaurant.

[debm55]

40. Thank you Niagara.

[AnnaLee]

37. I like mine crisp, slightly oily, and salty

That's why I never eat them. The memory of days when they were perfect is good enough.

[debm55]

44. Thank you. AnnaLee.

[jimfields33]

38. Naked. Just salt and ketchup. But I dip, not smoother the ketchup.

[debm55]

47. Same here jimfields33

[Freddie]

41. Ketchup and salt

MUST be Heinz.

[debm55]

48. Agree.

[a kennedy]

43. Oh my, am I the only one who dips my fries in Mayo???

Will NEVER eat the, as I call them wrinkly fries, only straight fries. But I’ll tell ya, it’s sure way to gain some lbs eating them with Mayo. Now, I will only have fries may-be once a month and every OTHER time I’ll order the Mayo dipping sauce.

[debm55]

49. Thank you, a kennedy. I never heard of Mayo on fries, but do as you please.

[MOMFUDSKI]

50. Nekkid.

Rarely I might dip in ketchup

[debm55]

56. TY MOMFUDSKI

[SWBTATTReg]

51. I like them w/ Chili, topped w/ sprinkled cheese. Dangerously good, but that's okay...

[debm55]

61. Thank you SWBTATTReg, Yummy.

[Probatim]

52. Salt and Tabasco Sauce.

A good parallel thread would be "what do you like on Popcorn?" For me, it's pretty much the same, except with an embarrassing amount of butter.

[debm55]

57. Ty Probatim.

[BlueTsunami2018]

53. McDonald's fries must be naked.

Any other kind get ketchup, apple cider vinegar or cheese.

[debm55]

60. Agree and Ty, I like McDonald's fries to be naked also.

[LoisB]

54. Just salt. Is that considered naked?

[debm55]

59. Ty, LoisB. That is covered with something.

[LoisB]

67. Okay, then I'm in the "covered" camp.

[coprolite]

55. I like my fries nude

with mayo on the side.

[debm55]

58. TY coprolite and welcome to DU

[debm55]

71. Ty coprolite.

[Hotler]

63. Smothered with green chili and cheese. nt

[debm55]

73. Oh those sound great. Ty Hotler.

[RainCaster]

65. How about brown gravy?

I'm in the UK this week, and that seems to be a thing over here. It's not bad.

[debm55]

68. Ty Raincaster. They are good with beef gravy. Yummy.

[AKwannabe]

66. Salty AF!

Sea salt preferably

[debm55]

69. Thank you AKwannabe. Sounds great.

[Jeebo]

70. Bare-ass naked.

I hate ketchup. Potatoes have a flavor. It's a wonderful flavor. Why cover it up? I love that potato-ey flavor and I want to experience it. Too often that wonderful potato-ey flavor gets cooked out of French fries, as well as baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, tater tots, au gratin potatoes, potato sticks, potato chips, there are a million ways to cook potatoes, and whenever I eat potatoes in any form, I always want to experience that wonderful potato-ey flavor. I have visited Belgium twice. In that country they dip their fries not in ketchup, but in mayonnaise. I hate ketchup, but I love mayonnaise, so I tried my fries that way. Incidentally, I think Belgium is actually the origin country of French fries, not France. Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong about that. But in this country, I eat my French fries bare-ass naked. I mean the fries are bare-ass naked, not me. Sorry about the unintentional imagery.

-- Ron

[debm55]

72. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAH, you are too funny.

[Elessar Zappa]

74. Either/or but my favorite is

French fries covered in NM green chile sauce, cheese, and chopped onions. Dang, now I’m hungry!

[debm55]

75. Thank you, Elessar Zappa, that does sound great. Enjoy.

[underpants]

76. I like them to have French fries on them

Actually A-1 steak sauce on thicker fries.

Normally ketchup and mustard.

[debm55]

77. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA TY underpants.

[ProfessorGAC]

78. Depends

McDonald's fries, naked.
For thicker fries (crinkle or steak fries) I like A-1 or Heintz 57 sauce.
I don't eat fries a lot, but when I do those are my preferred ways.

[debm55]

80. Thank you ProfessorGAC

[Emile]

79. I can eat them naked or with clothes on. I

prefer a little salt and ketchup on the side to dip.

[debm55]

81. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH ty Emile

[ailsagirl]

82. I have them maybe once a year-- when I treat myself to a burger.

There's ketchup on the burger, so there's ketchup on the french fries. Delicious.
But once per year only

[debm55]

84. tY ailsagirl

[OldBaldy1701E]

83. I prefer ketchup, but I can on occasion get French and go with mayo. (n/t)

[debm55]

85. TY OldBaldy1701E Enjoy

[retread]

86. I'm confused. Can't they be naked AND have something on top? I know I can!

[debm55]

87. I guess if you are dipping them. TY retread for that.

[LeonidPlanck]

88. Salt and extra black pepper

No ketchup or fancy aioli for me, and I prefer them baked as I shy away from deep-fried food.

Debm55, are you profiling DUers with these questions?

[debm55]

89. I am not getting information from anyone. Ty

[LeonidPlanck]

94. Huh?

[debm55]

95. This is fun, I am not looking for information from anyone. It was just a post on how we eat our fries.nothing more.

[LeonidPlanck]

96. Oh!

It was a joke! The Lounge has always been a place for DUers to decompress from GD and LBN, but it’s also a place to reveal yourself.

If I were to mine data, this paradigm is the way I’d do it.

[debm55]

97. Ty I have had posts stating that I was phishing for information. I like to get it funny and not too serious. I am sorry

the bottom of my heart for thinking you were that kind of poster.

[LeonidPlanck]

98. That's a perfectly reasonable response

In fact. No worries!

[Different Drummer]

90. Usually nude, but occasionally with ketchup. n/t

[debm55]

93. Thank you , I do also. it really depends on what I am eating them with.

[ForgedCrank]

91. I had

a good one in the chamber but then I realized how late I was for this one.

[debm55]

92. Thank you,

[dameatball]

99. usually ketchup, occasionally a side of malt vinegar

[debm55]

100. Thank you dameatball.