Crap. I used my daily supply of work motivation in the first ten minutes.

[Liberal Veteran]

Anybody have some motivation I can borrow?

[barbtries]

1. lol

i think i left mine at home today, sorry.

[hlthe2b]

2. I'm starting to think my supply is capped and if I expend too much one day, it might all be gone....

So, now that I've managed to somehow (against the odds) stick to an exercise program for just shy of 90 days and a diet for a month and a half, I fear I'm reaching that limit. So what is left for work?

Seriously...

Can anyone assure me that our motivation is not a finite supply?

[Mopar151]

3. Railroad Syndrome

A Lackawanna, is what you got.

[Populist_Prole]

10. Now THAT's funny!

Esoteric, but brilliant.

[HopeHoops]

4. I usually just think "gee, when I get home there's nookie waiting."

It doesn't make me anymore motivated at work, but it makes the day go by more pleasantly.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Unfortunately an unexpected "s" arrives.

[HopeHoops]

7. E-FUCKING-GADS! Could you PLEASE post a "GRAPHIC WARNING" on posts like that?

[Liberal Veteran]

8. ROFLMAO! I have a mean streak.

And I don't pass up an easy shot.

[HopeHoops]

9. Yeah, but that was just cruel. I'm trying to eat here.

[Tsiyu]

5. Just imagine the hordes of people

who would chew off their right ear to have a job.

Yes, yes, imagine they are at the door, clamoring for your job.

Prove that you are the only person on the planet who can do what you do.....

[Incitatus]

11. No, that's a lot more than I start with in the morning. nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

12. Hmm. Your fecal donation capacity has been exhausted.

Then there was the sign that said:
FLYING F*CKS GIVEN GRUDGINGLY

[hobbit709]

13. Took you that long.

Mine would get used up just getting me to work.

[Liberal Veteran]

14. That's today's amount. I had 10 minutes of real motivation yesterday.

If I have to answer one more email at work today from the same person asking me EXACTLY the same thing they asked 5 times this week already, I'm likely to start screaming or fall into an insane stupor.