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Floyd R. Turbo

(32,589 posts)
Tue May 14, 2024, 08:05 AM May 2024

For as little as $800. you can look like you pissed your pants!

Is "pee stain denim" the hottest new fashion trend?

Jordanluca, a high-end fashion brand, has sparked discourse on TikTok and other social media sites for a pair of jeans it released as part of its Fall/Winter 2023/2024 collection. Priced at over $800, the jeans appear normal in every way − save for stains on the crotch social media users say make the wearer look like they wet themselves.

"Where are we going as a society when this is high fashion?" one TikToker asked. "At first I thought these were fake," said another. "It makes me wonder the psychology of the people who are buying it," another said. " ‘Pee Stain’ Denim," declared an Instagram user.

Yet, the online mockery hasn't seemed to hinder sales. A lighter-wash version of the jeans, priced at $814 online and featuring "a stonewash stain on the crotch" per Jordanluca's website, has sold out. Jordanluca did not immediately respond to USA TODAY's request for comment or provide information regarding how many pairs of the jeans were made.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/health-wellness/2024/05/14/jordanluca-pee-stain-denim-jeans-cost-over-800-and-sold-out-why/73681298007/

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For as little as $800. you can look like you pissed your pants! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo May 2024 OP
We inch a step closer to the Full Monty bucolic_frolic May 2024 #1
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Next: Padded jeans that make it look like you're wearing diapers, even when you're not. nt sl8 May 2024 #3
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Can you get them "pre-loaded"? - nt GReedDiamond May 2024 #18
Fashion is always in the eye of the beholder jimfields33 May 2024 #4
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Frugal? WmChris May 2024 #7
🤗 Floyd R. Turbo May 2024 #12
Or Just Pour The Coffee On The Pants! ProfessorGAC May 2024 #42
I'll sell you a pair for half that price. Midnight Writer May 2024 #8
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The things the rich spend their money on. Elessar Zappa May 2024 #9
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Just gross. sinkingfeeling May 2024 #10
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Oh, hell no. How juvenile. 3catwoman3 May 2024 #11
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When I venture into civilized areas... Hermit-The-Prog May 2024 #17
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$800? I can do that for free. Angleae May 2024 #19
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The whole trump clan needs to show up at the courthouse, wearing those jeans. (nt) Paladin May 2024 #22
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I can do it for. a lot less than that / Alpeduez21 May 2024 #23
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Some witty American (Barnum? Mencken?) once said "Never underestimate rurallib May 2024 #24
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"You ain't cool unless you pee your pants!" said Billy Madison Niagara May 2024 #25
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Nice try, but you can't fool me - that was a Borowitz piece that's been mis-linked. marble falls May 2024 #26
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They'll be a big hit at Jank Jr.'s next all-nite coke jag Blue Owl May 2024 #32
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The next maga tee shirt: Real Men Pee their Pants.... getagrip_already May 2024 #33
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I wore acid washed blue jeans and a Member's Only jacket in the day. Torchlight May 2024 #34
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i got a bridge to sell u.. also sometimes i have a oh #$ moment and i dont need $800 to look like that AllaN01Bear May 2024 #35
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Well, we used to just go around naked. OldBaldy1701E May 2024 #40
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Why? CTyankee May 2024 #43
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sl8

(17,088 posts)
3. Next: Padded jeans that make it look like you're wearing diapers, even when you're not. nt
Tue May 14, 2024, 08:12 AM
May 2024
 

jimfields33

(19,382 posts)
4. Fashion is always in the eye of the beholder
Tue May 14, 2024, 08:12 AM
May 2024

I’m sure only major cities are selllng these out like New York or San Francisco where people can not only afford them but also make bold statements.

WmChris

(681 posts)
7. Frugal?
Tue May 14, 2024, 08:48 AM
May 2024

The economical method would be a couple extra cups of coffee and let nature take it's course. 😉

Hermit-The-Prog

(36,631 posts)
17. When I venture into civilized areas...
Tue May 14, 2024, 11:45 PM
May 2024

I wear a nerfball in the seat of my pants. Nobody gets near enough to bother me.

rurallib

(64,633 posts)
24. Some witty American (Barnum? Mencken?) once said "Never underestimate
Wed May 15, 2024, 07:39 AM
May 2024

the intelligence of the American public"

getagrip_already

(17,802 posts)
33. The next maga tee shirt: Real Men Pee their Pants....
Wed May 15, 2024, 08:15 AM
May 2024

It will be all the rage. No need for pee tubes.

Torchlight

(6,606 posts)
34. I wore acid washed blue jeans and a Member's Only jacket in the day.
Wed May 15, 2024, 09:31 AM
May 2024

I think given that I kinda-sorta-maybe wish they'd make a come-back, I'm in no position to judge fashion.

AllaN01Bear

(29,058 posts)
35. i got a bridge to sell u.. also sometimes i have a oh #$ moment and i dont need $800 to look like that
Wed May 15, 2024, 09:31 AM
May 2024

OldBaldy1701E

(10,805 posts)
40. Well, we used to just go around naked.
Wed May 15, 2024, 11:04 AM
May 2024

But, too many people got way too jealous of those who were naturally healthy looking, everyone started saying that those people were the ideal, and so... here we are.

(somewhat kidding)

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