😃🇺🇸🐌🗓️❗️Nom Nom or No No?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

😋

[niyad]

1. I like the garlic butter.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🤗

[I_UndergroundPanther]

3. Mom. Snails are delicious

However getting them out of thier shells with the little fork will drive you crazy. I got mad said fuck it the spoon was too big so I dug them out with my fingers.

Not very refined but I got every morsel, dammit.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 🤗

[Sanity Claws]

5. No no for me

even though I am a Francophile.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. 😥

[underpants]

6. The snail joke

It’s my favorite joke

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🐌😂

[JoseBalow]

13. Which one is your favorite?

I know a few good snail jokes

[underpants]

14. A guy's sitting in his front room reading the paper

He’s sees something moving on the floor out of the corner of his eye. It’s a snail going towards the back of his house.

He picks it up, opens the front door, and throws it across the street.

Closes the door. Goes back to the paper.

A month or two later there’s a knock on the front door. The guy opens it, no one’s there, he looks around and finally looks down - it’s the snail!


The snail looks up at him and says WTF?!?? 🤬

[JoseBalow]

15. That's my favorite too!

Except it ends with "fuck you"

What did the snail say as it rode on top of a turtle?
"Whee!"

[underpants]

16. It's an Everyman joke. 😀

[Floyd R. Turbo]

18. 😂

[IcyPeas]

7. Ewwwww gross

🐌 🐌 🐌 🤢 🐌 🐌 🐌

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😥

[AllaN01Bear]

11. no no.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

19. 😥

[CelticCrow]

12. Nom Nom

I could dig into that right now! An excellent garlic butter delivery mechanism but prefer it in the escargot pans for easier access and a nice Cabernet.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

20. 🤗

[dameatball]

17. No No! Tried em once. Greasy pencil erasers in a shell. Best part was the butter and garlic.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

21. 😬

[Hekate]

22. The best part is the garlic butter that you can pour on a baguette

[Floyd R. Turbo]

23. 😋

[GiqueCee]

24. ESCARGOT!

Haven't had any in ages! Now I WANT some!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

25. 🤗

[MiHale]

26. Snot for me...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

29. 😬

[sinkingfeeling]

27. Love 'em.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

30. 🤗

[lark]

28. Husband loves the snails, I love dipping bread in the garlic butter sauce - win/win.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

31. 🤗

[Different Drummer]

32. I've never had them before.

I would be willing to give them a try.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 🤗

[Luciferous]

34. No no for me